The winner of Caption Contest 59 is ... Danny Beaty!

You'll notice that all of the Honorable Mentions and Danny's entry as well have one thing in common -- they all consist of a statement that will immediately be followed by plate hurlage. Which makes me laugh, given the expression on her face. Speaking of which, here are those Honorable Mentions!
- Jose Inoa: “…control? A woman’s place is in the kitchen, right Xena? Xena?”
- Bixlord: Do a good job and I’ll let you wear shoes.
- Mike: Dear what did I tell you about getting the red china mixed in with the white china. Now all that china behind you is pink!
- Oquies: “You do know we have a dish washer right?”
Many thanks to all the fine entries! Danny wins either any one item of his choice (within the bounds of reason) or a caricature of his head to be included with HeroMachine 3. I still owe Danny a custom illustration as well for a previous win, hopefully I can get them all wrapped up sooner rather than later.
I'll be putting up a Character Design Contest in a bit, so be on the lookout for that and YOUR chance to win!
Wow! Thanks Jeff! I didn’t expect to win. Congrats to all the runners up! Once again, thanks Jeff!
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
[Comment deleted by Jeff. Keep it civil, folks.]
@Jeff: Did your wife read any of these entries? If so, what was her reaction?
She stays well away from this stuff, which is probably just as well 🙂
I need better humor. Although I’m getting close. Honorable mentions for the last two caption contests. Need better material
I’ll admit I didn’t bring my A game this time. Next time, my friends. 🙂
Danny B., I totally picture the ‘dearie’ going Tron 3.0 on that dude! And that’s what he gets for bein’ a jerk. :-p
@Jose Inoa: Thanks!
This is like apples-to-apples just got to figure out what type of hummer Jeff likes. I love this game.
good to see that my comment was deleted. I put it up as an off color joke, not a very funny one. Good caption and congrats danny. Sorry again.
Awwww, I missed two competitions while I was on holiday.
Well done Danny
@Matt and Bixlord: Thanks guys!