Random Panel: Epic retcon fail


(With thanks to FailBlog.)

14 Responses to Random Panel: Epic retcon fail

  1. Danny Beaty says:

    Spider sphincter tingling!

  2. The Imp says:

    What in the name of god?!?

    Words fail me. 😀

  3. Hammerknight says:

    He is going to need hemorrhoid cream for that.

  4. Tim says:

    Hmm, odd those Japanese are.

    That is why they fail 🙂

  5. Eric says:

    @Tim: I think it’s Korean, actually.

    Still weird and east Asian, though.

  6. thejay says:

    Webbing which comes from the backside? Now that’s an embarassing superpower.
    If he was peeing repulsor beams, now that’s another story.

  7. Strange Goliath says:

    According to some of the comments on fail blog, it’s an advertisement for a Korean water park.

  8. Worf says:

    I just wish I could read what is written so I could fathom what is it that they want to convey with this very disturbing image.

  9. Denise Adams says:

    Gives the meaning “spidey sense tingling” a whole new meaning.

  10. Jose Inoa says:

    “Spider-Man 2099” thanked his god that THIS wasn’t where he shot the webbing from. Ughh, it’s a Korean website. Fictional though it is, I like Spider-Man & Mary Jane Watson-Parker as-is. I just don’t get the humor in going through with the whole marketing ad… Peter Porker, anyone?

  11. John says:

    Note the website in the upper right corner: http://www.spavalley.co.kr

    It’s indeed a Korean water park. I understand the goggles and the flippers in that context, but the webbing-out-of-the-butt is just freakin’ out there. Talk about lost in translation. Oy.

  12. Mr.Vampire says:

    Reminds me of the movie Earth Vs The Spider, although the web sphincter was in the guys chest.

    If he makes the web from his rear end like a real spider, does that imply that when the web is of no longer use he efficiently eats it like most aracnids do?

    Aside from that, I find that the whole stamping of funny images with the word FAIL makes them 33% less funny.

  13. Dan Gonzalez says:

    Are we sure that’s webbing? Maybe Spidey just braided his pubes. Rapunzel junk.

  14. The Imp says:

    LOL @ Dan G. 😀