Caption Contest 50

If you want to win your own custom black and white illustration of (almost) anything you like, put on your comedian hat and come up with the funniest caption for this comic book panel:


I love the guy's expression. And his giant shoulders hunched over the relatively tiny-looking gun. Apparently I'm sick.

As always, the rules are simple. Leave no more than three (3) entries in the comments to this post, preferably keeping them somewhat suitable for a general audience. I'll choose and announce a winner in one week, who will receive a custom black and white illustration of whatever they like (within reason). That's it! So either get busy funny or get busy ... um, not being funny. Or something.