Monthly Archives: January 2009

Random Panel: Sneak preview of the next great Aquaman story arc

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(From “Super Mystery Comics”, Vol. 1, No. 6, 1941.)

Before there was sound

While going through the Golden Age Comics archive, I noticed that apparently movies weren't the only form of entertainment that were silent when they started. Take a look at these panels from 1941's "Super Mystery Comics" and notice how the artist renders the sparse onomontoPOWia:

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The big jagged-outline visual effects we've come to expect are already present (filled with yellow, usually), but the accompanying sound effects owe more to the craft of the letterer than the artist. In fact, I believe the letterer was responsible for filling in these elements, for many many years, which might explain their spartan appearance.

I also began to notice how rarely sound effects were used at all. You could almost guarantee a gun firing would get a "BANG" or "POW", but seldom anything else that wasn't very loud indeed in the real world. You can go for pages and pages without any onomontoPOWia at all, which to modern eyes is quite strange.

The medium progressed quickly, though, as you can see from this panel from 1947's "Cowpuncher":

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The simple typographical black words are now more boldly drawn and filled with a dramatic red, slanting into the frame on the same trajectory of the bullet. Compare that to the earlier "Smacko" and you can see how much more effective the later treatment is.

Eventually, of course, onomontoPOWia would become so ubiquitous that you couldn't avoid it, crammed into almost every panel, and immortalized in the "Batman" television show with every punch or kick. I'm glad we've toned that down since then, incorporating the sense of hearing more fully into the page rather than making it awkward either by its absence or its omnipresence.

Going through these old comics is really amazing, I love seeing how the medium has evolved in the last fifty years. Do yourself a favor and head on over while you can still download them without having to register!

Random Panel: What do you call it when the monkey spanks YOU?

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(From "Super Mystery Comics", Vol. 1, No. 6, 1941.)

META: I got faced

A couple of weeks ago my buddies finally dragged me, kicking and screaming, into 2002 and I set up a Facebook page. I know, talk about a day late and a dollar short. Anyway, they've got a blog feeding beta applet up but you have to have 10 subscribers for it to work, and I wanted to play around with it but have been unable to twist the arms of a sufficient number of Facebook friends to sign up for it.

Which is where you come in!

If you're on Facebook, I'd appreciate it if you could check out the HeroMachine blog feed dealie-whopper (not to get all technical on you) located here and sign up for the feed. Once I get to 10 fans/followers/subscribers/whatever the heck they call it, I can start to play around with their feed settings to see if it's going to be worthwhile or no.

If any of you have Facebook advice for me, fire away, I'm a noob ready to learn. Also, I love that Scramble game, so if anyone wants to rough me up in the verbal department feel free.

Zombie cop

From the new Zombie Creator (no launch date yet, not that I'm very good at predicting those), I present "Zombie Mall Cop":

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He's no Kevin James, but I think he's adorable. Aside from the brains and blood dribbling down his chin, of course, but you can't have everything when it comes to hiring low-priced security for your retail establishment.

The Zombie Horde

The latest HeroMachine Mini version I have been working on for a UGO client is, strangely, another horror edition, this time centered around zombies. I particularly enjoyed drawing their faces, take a look:

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If any of these resemble people you have dated in the past, try to notice if you've been shuffling more since you broke up or if maybe you sometimes find grave dirt on your comforter. I'm not saying your brains were consumed by an undead ex-boyfriend, I'm just saying stay the hell away from me or eat hot lead you soulless monster!

Random Panel: Who could have guessed?

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When Spidey became the Michelin Man

Sometimes, ideas should just stay in the editor's pitch room. Sadly that didn't happen in the case of Armored Spider-Man:

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Spider-Man's actual costume is a classic, with bold simple colors, the eerie eyes, and of course the webbing that really clinches the deal. This armor redesign takes all of those great elements and spits on them. Without getting too fan-boi on you, let's just say that if the Michelin Man decided to go into the armored-insect-hero not actually based on a real armored insect business, this is the costume he'd design.

Is that metal, or padding? Why, if you're building armor, would you make the eyes that huge? How does Peter grip onto walls and ceilings with giant metal cleats on his feet? Many questions, but only one answer -- armor was hot in the Nineties, so they put it on everything.

What really irks me about this is that Spider-Man's whole thing is avoiding the big hit -- that's what his Spidey Senses are for. Given that, why would you weigh yourself down with dozens of pounds of metal? I can't imagine anyone being either nimble or quick in that getup, unless they're planning on hitting the bad guys while they're doubled over in laughter.

When you've got a classic, leave it alone. I'm looking at you New Coke, Armored Spider-Man, and Rob Liefeld's Captain America!

Random Panel: Only one weakness, but it's a doozy

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Caption Contest 43: On being cordial

We haven't had a two-balloon contest in quite a while, so I thought I'd give it a go with this beauty from the pages of "Justice League International":

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If you come up with the best dialog for these two costumed crusaders, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), just like these folks did! Just leave your entry (no more than three total, and try to keep them PG-13 or cleaner, please) in the comments to this post, like this:

Green Lantern: I never liked you.
Batman: Ditto. Also your ring just ran out of its 24 hour limit, and you've got an exploding Batarang in your shorts.

Good luck everyone! I'll select and announce the winner next Tuesday, so put on those Funny Caps and get busy!