By popular request, for the first time I am using a panel for which you've already seen the dialog as our Caption Contest. The hand gesture is just too priceless:

The winner will receive their very own custom black and white illustration of whatever they like (within reason) by yours truly, so put on your thinking caps and come up with the best/funniest dialog for the balloon!
As always, the rules are simple: no more than three entries per person, left in the comments to this post, and which are reasonably clean.
Good luck everyone!
1) Soon, all will fear the name of “Parkinson’s Disease Man”!
2) For the last time, my symbol is NOT an anus!
3) You’ve never heard of it? You put your left hand in and shake it all about. It’s the freaking Hokey Pokey, man!
For god sakes it’s not going to bite you! Grasp it gently but firmly and tug! Got it “Boy-Wonder”? Okay, lets try this again. Everybody-Quiet on the set!
1) Now you will know the power of my “Vibro Fist Of DOOM”!!!!!
2)Now to determine weather or not I should allow you to live … ready!?! Rock! … Paper! … Scissors!… Shoot!!!
“That’s right! My henchmen and I shook up every can of soda in the fridge! We’re hard-core evil like that, baby.”
1. “Tremble before the might of……Craps-Man!”
2.” I would’vgotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids… and your dog!”
3. “Urge…to…speak..like..William….Shatner….growing..can’t …fight..anymore……KHAAAAAAAN!!!”
1. “Tremble before the might of……Craps-Man!”
2.” I would’vgotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids… and your dog!”
3. “Urge…to…speak..like..William….Shatner….growing..can’t …fight..anymore……KHAAAAAAAN!!!” (you knew that was coming…lol)
1.”Fap fap fap fap”
2.”Blast! You have found out my secret identity is Micheal J. Fox!
3.”Don’t make me…wank you off…THE FACE OF THE EARTH!”
Curses! The Jonas Brothers tickets are all sold out!
The glove wants to harm you. Do you think I should let it?
Time to form the new Blue Man Group.
Curses! My sunflower seeds are stale!
A) Fear me! All will trmble before ‘The Tugger’.
correction: *tremble
If I don’t secure twosies…think of the carnage!
* You dare? Noone taunts Derriere the Magnificent!
(and old term, but one befitting what appears to be an old panel, no?)
* You think you’re in pain now, just wait until my boys take turns beating you off! I mean, down! Or was it up? I always mix them up…
(shorten as you see fit)
* I might have been a joke before, but prision changed me. Just you wait what and see my new friends do…
B) How DARE you belittle the awesome power of NAMBLA!
C) Welcome to Cell-Block D, fishy. It’s time for your initiation…
1) Why are you staring at my superfluous third nipple?
2) Me and the boys will fight our way out of this Rorschach inkblot test yet!
3) What, haven’t you ever seen a man collapse into a black hole in his chest?
Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo
an anus and a nipple this costume sucks!!!
Hand Jive hand jive doing that crazy hand jive
Power to the people baby!
Pound it!
You will die a horrible, painful death. But first the SECRET HANDSHAKE OF DOOM!
For what it’s worth: I *LOVE* #3!!!!! “Freaking Hokey Pokey!” Game over!
1. Double-six. Please a double six. I need a double six, pleeeeease!
1) MEN! Divide and conquer, Wedgies for all.
2) I am your Brain on drugs any questions?
3) Mom always said my face would get stuck like this some day
I shall have my Yahtzee. You will see!
“Shake well”… ok! For the love of all that’s holy, what’s next??!!
I can make anything I want invisible… hehe!
1. So, you think you can beat the Master Baiter and make of him an ass? Stop laughing!
2. OH MY GOD! A feces just shot out of my chest!
3. Stop staring at my blow hole!
you will die!!!!! some day maybe nextsaturday or sunday
1) Where is this ‘Green Lantern’, who took MY color?
2) You will be sorry for calling me ‘Pea-Man’! By the power of Greenskull!
3) I want to watch sesame street! I want to! I WANT TO!
if possible i would like to change my 3rd entry to
Are you sure this is how Cock Knocker got his start??
# vengeance Says:
November 5th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo
an anus and a nipple this costume sucks!!!
Hand Jive hand jive doing that crazy hand jive
I would like to change my 3rd entry to
“Are you sure this is how the Cock Knocker got his start??”
1. Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down (Imagine with head bobbing slighty with shaking fist w/ Rick Astley playing in the background)
2. Hey, guard, a little help? THis guy thinks my mouth is pretty, can I have a new cell?
3. And that is why I, the impervious Shit-Stain, shall triumph over you all!
Winner’s #26b, “I am your brain on drugs. Any questions?”. That’s some crazy super-villainy shiz rite dur.
1. ok guys, who spilled on the costume? TELL ME!
2. Muahaha, you are velcome to try Mr.Bond, but you can no run now, so says Dr.Fistin-hole!
3. Oh dear, how am I going to be a bad guy with a ink blot on my chest!
wait, make that Dr.Fist’n’hole!
Ok before I rule the world I must know who are those three guys behind me?
I am the brother of bullseye call me Perfect shot
i don’t have a comeback so ill just shake my hand.
this costume is a bit two tight in certain areas
the force is with you…
i know you wanna be just like me..
arragh dan it i wet my self 🙂
1) So, rival. We finally meet in this ultimate test of fortune… Yahtzee!
2) Excellent… My army of glowing blue hicks is here!
3) CURSE YOU!!!
Fear my fist-shaking rage! You will rue the day you mocked my emblem!
The top of my head is gone! No wonder I can’t control the muscles in my hand…
I shake my fist in anger at the people who make prison-based jokes!
1) No, MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
2) What are you talkin’ about? 3-2-1 Contact was an AWESOME show!
3) You think pearly whites like these come free? No! It’s all about that wrist action.
1. And if this letter is not faxed by 4:30. I will bring you pain LIKE NONE YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE!
2. I just want to find the freakin’ pro shop
3. Somebody call the elevator, because this guy is going down
Man, this costume itches like . . . you . . . would not . . . believe.
These Boys and I Have had some “Encounters” And now shall you!
Those two behind be are my favourite henchmen.
*Voice from afar* You may have managed to put the costume back on, But your fist tells me what you were doing!
I really enjoyed my capture, Wonder Woman, and you know that’s the truth.
I am,umm i don`t rely know who i am but can somebody tell me why these people are standing next to me?
what do you think of my Michel J Fox impression?
1. Prepare yourself for…let’s see…3d6 damage plus two! Bwa ha ha ha!
2. You FOOLS! For the last time it’s LEFTY-LOOSEY, RIGHTY-TIGHTY!
3. Ooooh, as soon as I finish winding up this fist, you guys are TOAST!