Caption Contest 32: Electro-Santa

Santa's got his ... er ... "thinking" cap on, so you know it's time for another titanic, world-spanning, unbelievable HeroMachine Caption Contest! (Forgive me, I got possessed by Stan Lee for a moment there). Come up with the best replacement dialog for the panel below and win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert (like these!):


As always you see, we post to you these rules three (sorry, got possessed by Dr. Seuss there for a minute):

  1. No more than three entries per person;
  2. Keep it appropriate for late-night broadcast teevee;
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck, everyone! As always, the winner will be announced one week from today (Tuesday).