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Monthly Archives: September 2008
Random Panel: Now that IS punishing!
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Contest 27 Prize: Birdhawk
DJ and I have finished his prize for winning Caption Contest 27, a Native American character he calls "Birdhawk":
You've got one more day to enter Caption Contest 29 and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like, so get busy!
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Random Panel: My reaction to plans for another Fantastic Four movie
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Poll Position: Unfamiliar locations
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Posted in Versus
Random Panel: Matt Fraction wins the comic book Internet
(hat tip to "The Weekly Crisis")
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The madding crowd
Comic book artists often leave out complicated crowd shots in their books for a reason -- drawing crowds is both difficult and time consuming. Everyone has to be in perspective, everyone needs to look different, there are tons of details, and it all takes forever to do.
Luckily the fact that I both understand their plight and share their reluctance to draw such things does not in any way prevent me from mocking them. You gotta love the democratizing power of the Internet.
As Exhibit A, I present this opening panel from "Guardians of the Galaxy", Marvel's attempt to project its financially successful modern characters forward ten centuries so they could squeeze even more money out of the likes of me and you. The heroes are being attacked by a gang called "The Punishers", modeled after the fabulously popular anti-hero of the same name.
I can't decide if this is a deliberately post-modern ironic tweaking of the gun-toting, kill-em-all mentality that pervaded the industry at the time, but regardless, I love this panel. The massive weapons that make no sense, the ominous guy in the Old Navy hoodie, the cheap skull t-shirts, this gang has it all. Here are some of the highlights as I see them:
On the bottom left, I think maybe this young lady has dropped her loaded blaster, which given its size isn't surprising. Either that or her hand's rapidly moving up and down, indicating that she's using the "Masturbatron 4000", a devastating weapon that fires deadly wads of acidic goo after stroking it.
In the middle, the mass of this gun has sadly severed this woman's head from her torso, shoving it back at least a foot from where it ought to be. Remember kids, guns don't kill people, head-severing gun butts kill people.
Finally, I don't know if the guy on the right is using a cannon or a giant leaf blower, angled at the bottom for maximum foliage-clearing effect. Guns don't bend, people!
I also love the massive mustachios on some of the people in the crowd. Apparently in the future, they can't make proper weapons but they have made huge advancements in the facial hair-care industry, so that's encouraging. Not having read the rest of the series, I can only guess that Tom Selleck is their god.
(Image from "Guardians of the Galaxy", Vol. 1, No. 20, ©1991, Marvel Entertainment Group, Inc. Jim Valentino, writer/artist; Ken Lopez, letterer; Steve Montano, inker; Evelyn Stein, colorist. Note that editor in chief Tom DeFalco is credited as "The Beaver", which possibly is a harmless pop-culture television reference but which I prefer to read as the most blatant attempt at calling your boss a p**** that I can remember.)
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Random Panel: Even the Romans thought fart jokes were funny
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By the Vomiting Varmints of Vogotth!
Only in Dr. Strange -- and maybe a Pinky and the Brain comic -- would you find the stunning spectacle of two demons from Hell casting spells on each other through the massive power of projectile vomiting:
From time to time we are called, as illustrators, to create a moving visual image for some generally unpleasant things. But I think this takes the cake, because not only is it visually arresting, but it's also a wonderful assault on our hearing as well. Jackson Guice manages to incorporate two great onomontoPOWias into the duel of the horking hounds of hell and they really help bring the entire spectacle to life. I like to imagine Mr. Guice at his drawing table, thinking through all the many questions these panels raise.
- What is the sound of a demon retching?
- Would it sound different coming from a different demon?
- Does a viscous stream of regurgitation make a noise when it impacts wetly?
- Why didn't I become a fireman like my mother wanted?
Such are the conundrums that plague our souls as creative types, dear readers. Luckily they also pay the bills. I just don't want to know what kind of real-world research Mr. Guice had to go through to determine that Mephisto's effluvium would sound like "FFOOOSSH" while Satannish's would be "BLETTCH" -- "Honey, pass me some more ipecac, I need the dog to throw up some more so I can compare it to the cat."
(Image from "Dr. Strange, Sorcerer Supreme", Vol. 1, No. 8, ©1989 Marvel Entertainment Group, Inc. Roy Thomas & Dann Thomas, writers; Jackson Guice, pencil art; Jose Marzan Jr., ink art; Janice Chiang, lettering; Max Scheele, colors.)
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Contest 26 Prize: The Mighty FishDuck!
Evil Midnight Lurker and I have completed his prize for winning Caption Contest 26. Based entirely on his own imagination and in no way modeled on any current cartoon character owned by a major prone-to-litigation company, here's The Mighty Fishduck!
Thanks again to EML and Mighty God King for helping out with that contest. If you want to win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like, head over to Caption Contest 29: Shiver Me Nips going on right now!
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