Caption Contest 29: Shiver me nips!

Come up with the funniest replacement dialog for this comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like from professional comic book illustrator Jeff Hebert!

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Leave your entry or entries (no more than three) in the comments below before Tuesday, September 23 for your chance to win. Try to keep it clean if you can, which may not be all that easy given what he's wearing over those man-boobs.

Good luck to everyone!

51 Responses to Caption Contest 29: Shiver me nips!

  1. Get my agent! I was promised the ninja gynecologist role!

  2. 1) I am… CAPTAIN CASTANETS!

  3. 2) I’ll attack you with my, um, champagne bottles…

  4. 1. I SAID I WANTED A TOY!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 1. Thus Playtex Cross-your-heart bra is COMFORTABLE!!!!
    2.i am not an A-CUP!!
    3

  6. 3. WHo Watches the Man-Boobs?

  7. 1. WHERE’S MY FALAFEL!?!?!

    2. KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

    3. I should never have posed for this art class, my nose itches.

  8. 1. Yes I’m SURE dammit!
    2. You try pulling these blades without slicin’ a nip!
    3. At least Liefeld’s not drawing me!

  9. These straps too tight!
    I’m beginning to rethink transvestisism as a career choice.
    I am… CROSSDRESSING GLADIATOR!!!!!

  10. “One day, I shall return from this void. And I’ll have my revenge, for I am Mr. T.”

  11. “I’m too sexy for this tunic, too sexy for this mohawk, too sexay, it hurts.”

  12. 1. CURSE YOU, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!

    2. Oh-h-h-h sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you-u-u-u!

    3. Shorts…bunching…up…the agony…!

  13. 2. DARN YOU ROB LIEFIELD!

    3. THIS IS MY SONG!

  14. “Shaving the armpits BURNS!!”

  15. 1) It’s not a cast-iron bra and I am NOT a witch!
    2) NOOOO! I left the iron on AGAIN!
    3) Girl power!

  16. Dimebag lives!

  17. 1. I just castrated myself!
    2. Where is HeroMachine3?!
    3. SARAH PALIN?!

  18. 1) Yahtzee!!!

    2) Wonder-Nip powers activate!!!

    3) I’m supposed to be a Night Elf Mohawk, not a Nip Elf Mohawk!

  19. My nipples shall destroy you all!!!

  20. 1. With God as my witness I will never get a purple nurple again!

    2. ARRGH! curse that salesman he said this was the latest in superhero fashion

    3. NOOOO! my bracelets totally clash with my outfit.

  21. 1. But Daddy, I want it NOW!!!

    2. LEEEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!

  22. 1. Introducing… The Golden Nipple

    2. My new ablative armor shall save me from my archenemy, Titty Twister

    3. I curse the artist of myself.

  23. I, Sarah Palin, Have shown my true form HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  24. 1. “Behold Mis’tar Tee, night elf mohawk fool!

    2. “ROID RAGE!!!”

    3. “Safety word! Safety word!!!”

  25. I am the god of MAN-BOOBYS!

  26. in the name of golden bras bat-man!

  27. MR.T IS A DARK ELF MOHAWK!!!!

  28. 3. GAH! These cups have no support and the underwire is digging in! CURSE YOU, BRA-FITTER!!!

  29. I PITY THE FOOL WHO MADE THIS COSTUME!

  30. The Doomed Pixel

    AHAHAHA! Invisible chainsaw!

  31. “Ha, Conan! You’re not the only one who can make it big and be in the Heromachine Caption Contest.”

  32. Zorbas the Awesome

    1.And who says Bras are uncofortable? THEY RULE

    2.Curse my stylist! he said man boobs and bras were in now!

    3. How DARE they take advantage of wookie naiveness

  33. Curse these Mutant Penguins and their diabolical Ice-Cube-Down-The-Back machine!

  34. 1. I shoulda had a V8!!!
    2. I want my baby back, baby back, baaby baack ribs!
    3. oooh… I think I broke a nail!!!

  35. 1) But I don’t want to be a superhero! I want to . . . SING!

    2) The hills are alive with the sound of . . . carnage!

    3) Aaah! After a good night’s sleep on my Death-o-Pedic mattress, I’m rested, refreshed, and ready to destroy the world!

  36. 1)I’m REEEEEEEAAAAAADY to Rule THIS realm!!!!

    2)Ohhh the Fresh air energizes me enough for the task I must accomplish… TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!

  37. 1)I’m REEEEEEEAAAAAADY to Rule THIS realm!!!!

    2)Ohhh the Fresh air energizes me enough for the task I must accomplish… TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!

  38. ima punch you wit this fist in particular!

    this is how an ape is!

    i got chu tiny ant thingy!

  39. #1: FREE BIRD !!!!!
    #2: BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL I HAVE THE POWER !!! what you mean that battle cry’s taken?
    #3: you remind me of the babe what babe the babe with the power

    and just for fun #X:in just 7 days i can make you a maaanaan!

  40. 1) you should see my buttom
    2) I am PRI-MADONA

  41. 1)WEDGIE!
    2)Curse you, costume designer!
    3)My eyes are UP HERE, pig!

  42. Leia, you bitch! You stole my look!

  43. “Curse you fowl Teen Magazine! How on earth could t-Bras over Lime-green singlets be “so Hot Right Now”?”

    “Nobody Insults The FEMBOT KING!!!”

    “Now you too can feel the Battle-Cry comfort of ‘Steel-Cups'”

    😀

  44. 1. Stop making crappy remakes Hollywood .

    2. …and the home of the BRAAAAVE.

    3. They moved back the Harry Potter movie? NOOOO!

  45. YES! I got Jonas Brothers tickets!!

  46. 1. Put up your dukes, Godzilla, your about to be stooge-slapped.

    2. If you want me to wear more flair just RAISE THE DAMN MINIMUM!

    3. But Daddy, I want my licorice now! LICORICE NOW!

  47. I really should read the other comments before posting. The ‘tantrum’ thing is done to death.

    Tchotchkes rules.

  48. My battle cry shall be…I NEED THE MONEY!

  49. 1.This is Nipples! Sorry i ment Naples.
    2.!@#$% Yea Seaking!!!
    3.I said i Crystal Bra. not Cast Iron!

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  51. GREEN IS MY COLOR!!!!!!!!!!