What I have in common with Modok

When I was a kid, while riding my bike I would occasionally rise up out of the seat, and shout "Engage fart boosters!" while taking off at a high rate of speed.

Immature, vulgar, and smelly, yes, I admit to all of those faults with my little scheme. However, little did I know that I was actually channeling the spirit of one of Marvel's greatest villains, Modok!


I might not have his massive brain, his chest-sized face, or his vast financial resources, but by all that's holy at least I had his fart boosters! I would have ruled the world, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog, holding me down and forbidding me to quote "gas up" their neighborhood any more, end quote.