Category Archives: Caption Challenges

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #52

Greetings fellow machiners, as you can see it is once again caption contest time. This week I want your best dialogue for the following image:

CaptCaveman 1

(Hint: be original, as CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!! is not very likely to win this one! )

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 25th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51: Results

Last week I asked you all for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

and the top five entries as judge by me are:

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Herr D
 It’s the Walking Deadpools! Let me peel off this mask to better bite you with.
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Tuldabar 
Hey! Anybody want to reenact the upside-down Spiderman kiss with me? Anyone? No? Oh come on! That’s a classic!!
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punkjay
Look at what that hack leifeld did to my face!!!!
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Phatchick
…Which is why I recommend UltraWhite toothpaste, for that super smile!
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Bearfoot 
“What do you mean “Why so serious?” has been done before!”
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and the winner is  ………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51

Your challenge this week ladies and gentlemen is you give your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 18th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50 : Results

Last week I asked for you best dialogue for the following image:

Donnie 1

Of the entries received these are the top five as judged by me:

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JR19759
You know, you’re not exactly what I envisioned when I ordered a strip-o-gram.
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Herr D
If that’s a hare in your pocket, I’ve already won the race!
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redligerwing59
I cant remember is it side to side or turtlewax on turtlewax off?.
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Viper
Ever seen a turtle pole da- err vault? Pole vault?
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Skybandit
I use this to scratch itches under my shell!
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And the Winner is …………………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50

Hello boys and girls! Do you know what time it is ? That’s right, it is CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!! Your challenge this week is the following image:

Donnie 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 11th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49: Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

and here are the top five entries as judged by yours truly:

JR19759 
Don’t have a cow man.
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keric 
I am the Holy cow that Robin spoke of!
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Skoul 
Behold, the caped Moo-sader!
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leonides11
What do you call a cow in a disguise? Camooflauged!
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Sabrina
Wait, are you a FEMALE comic book character who doesn’t wear revealing clothing? This place is weird.
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And the winner is ………………………………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for this image:

freakazoid-flashlight

Due to the small turn out for this contest there is no top 5 and I’m just going to announce your winner! Which is ……………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #48

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls gather round! It is time to again put your brains to use and compete in this weeks caption contest here on HeroMachine.com! This week I want your best dialogue for this image here:

freakazoid-flashlight

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 28th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #47: Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

 

Street-Sharks-Cartoon1

and here are the top five as judged by me:

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Hexadecimal :
“Keep it cool…maybe they won’t smell the human on your breath…”
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WillyPete :
“Hey! How was I to know, when I joined Skeletor’s Crusade for Pants, that they’d all be lime green?”
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TOOL :
I was driving when that guy cut me off and yelled, “bite me”, so I did.
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Skybandit :
Sorry, those surfers give me WICKED gas!
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Demoninthenight :
I thought it was okay, I mean we do it all the time in the ocean.
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And the winner is ……………………………

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