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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

Swamp thing 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64: Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

and of all the entires these are my top five favorites:

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ams 

You can make your own characters???

HEROMACHINE IS SO FREAKIN’ COOL!
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William A. Peterson
“No one will expect White Martians to loser themselves to THIS low a standard! We’re as good as IN!”
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JR19759
Why did I let you talk me into helping advertise your new Booster Gold brand toothpaste again?
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Worf

It worked. Guy fell for it. Now for Bats! Hehehehe!

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Skoul
Now that we’ve coated our teeth in glow-in-the-dark paint, all we need to do is keep smiling all day. Then we can really freak bats out.
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And your winner is ………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64

It is once again time for one Caption Contest, this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 12th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Superman 1

and the top five entries according to me are:

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punkjay
So the IRS said I owe them a few bucks so you are my first installment
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Wayne M
They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, deer! IT’S THE LIBYANS!
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DiCicatriz 
What? You told me to bring a few bucks for gas.
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Skoul 
The games up Dr Deer! You’ll be spending your next half-life in jail.
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 Mad Jack 
Okay, I’ve got radioactive material and an animal, now all I need is some sucker that I can test my “marvelous” theory on.

Say, Jim-mmmmmy … ???

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And The Winner is ……………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63

After a little forgetfulness last week, it is once again time for our Bi-weekly Caption contest! This week I want your best Dialogue for the following image:

Superman 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday April 21st. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #62: Results

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen of the HeroMachine community! I want to take a moment before getting to the Contest results to remind everyone that going forward that caption contest will be Bi-Weekly so there will not be a new caption contest today.

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Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Beast boy 1

 

and my top five from the entries are:

 

JR19759
Oww, who threw these giant letters at me?
Herr D
You mean I coulda had a V8?
Phatchick
OK! I’ll quit hitting on Raven!
LET IT G–ow.
Sabrina
Hey, girls, did you hear what’s happening with One Direc… OW! What was that for???
and the winner is ……………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #62

Ladies and Gentlemen it is once again time for our caption contest, however before we get started I have a bit of an announcement. I have decided to stop doing this contest as a weekly thing and instead will be returning to the format I had when I first started it. Starting with this one the caption contest will be bi-weekly from now on, meaning that I will be posting a new contest every other week with the contest winners being announced during the off weeks.

Now with that out of the way, it is time for all you machiners out there to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Beast boy 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday March 31st. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Spider Gewen 1

and here are my top five from your entries:

Skoul 
What do you mean ‘they look like slippers’?
Herr D
Well? They don’t HAVE phone booths anymore!
KatmirStone
…… and this is where the “I <3 Peter” tattoo used to be.
Sabrina
Spider-Man reboot, huh? Well Spider-Gwen is getting “re-booted” as we speak.
Skoul
New orthopedic tights for super heroes – because while you’re saving the world, we’re saving you!
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And your winner is …………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61

IT’S BACK!! That’s right folks it is the return of our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:
Spider Gewen 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday March 24th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #60 – Results

Last week I asked you all to come up with your best dialogue for this image:

Drama 1

 

We had another small turn out for this week so no top five this week and instead I will just announce the winner and that would be …………………………..

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