Caption Contest #123

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Aug 1st) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #123

  1. Treasure Hunter

    Christian and Hugh got a little too close when shooting The Prestige…

  2. Nate Fancher

    “I’m the best I am at what I do …
    … and what I do is proctology.”

  3. 1.”WHERE ARE MY SNACKS!”
    2.”I am Vengeance. I am the Best at what I do. I am DARKCLAW!”
    3.”Ping? Spang? Vip? Snikt? Who is making all of these sounds? They are distracting me!”

  4. The Atomic Punk

    I said… STOP THE PRESSES!

  5. The Atomic Punk

    Those yellow vertical lines… clashing with the horizontal stripes on my pants!

    We’re printing menus… guess who’s on them?

  6. Strongest_Avenger Strongest_Avenger

    1. “Who are these people banging on my front door? I’m closed today!”
    2. “My name is NOT Wolverine…I am greater than him in fact. I am DARKCLAW!”
    3. “For the tenth time…STOP stealing my cheese pizzas!”

  7. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe

    1. This is what happens… When I cosplay.
    2. That’s it!… No more sexy roleplay after 2 pm.
    3. I feel… STABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  8. Calvary_Red

    Hey, Vegito –
    GET LOST!

  9. MurrImAButterfly MurrImAButterfly

    1) This is what happens when you don’t get me a Snickers, Dave!
    2) They’re more than good….they’re GREAT!
    3) I am darkness, I am vengeance….I am Wolverine and Batman’s love child!

  10. Passenger TX4

    (1.) I hope your beds go flat, pigs!
    (2.) Do you pigs not watch the news? I CAN’T DIE, but you can!
    (3.) DarkClaw is what DarkClaw does. And what DarkClaw does, is slash you Pigs!

  11. 1) Hyena..! Family Circus STAYS in the paper!

    2) What in the..? That’s not how Fruit Roll-ups are made!

    3) Amalgam Comics – Because rehashed reboots are redundant.

  12. “You jerks!”

    “I just mopped!”

  13. “I’m Baterine! Wait. Baterina? Dammit!! Memo: Need new name.”

  14. 1. I am NOT–gonna pay a LOT for this MUFFLER.
    2. dutdutdut–DUUUUHHHHHHHH!