Caption Contest #122

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (July 18th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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18 Responses to Caption Contest #122

  1. The Atomic Punk says:


    My head is too big for my body and yours is too small. We should switch.

  2. Chris hill says:

    If you look at my crotch one more time so help me god!

  3. Chris hill says:

    Dis you just grab my ass?

  4. Chris hill says:

    Only YOU can prevent forrest fires

  5. William Peterson says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen! THIS man is responsible for hiring an artist that makes me look like I’ve got Anorexia!

  6. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. Wait, I have a premonition that they’ll play “Dust in the Wind” when I die…
    2. Stop! Collaborate and Listen.
    3. Say, isn’t it great that no one recognizes voices in the Marvel Universe?

  7. MurrImAButterfly says:

    Hey, did ya know that this guy right here harasses teenagers for a living?

  8. A.Winters says:

    1) Hey! I’m supposed to be Spider-Man, not Stick Insect-Man!
    2) Does this look like the face of unbiased reporting to you?

  9. The Atomic Punk says:

    You… Me!

    In the Cash Cab… NOW!

  10. The Atomic Punk says:

    I dare you!

    To tell me that the “New 52” was a successful reboot of the DC Universe.

  11. Katmir says:

    1. (Triple J!) (Your cologne is why I wear a gas mask under my Spidey mask!)

    2. (Sooo…!) (Tell me what you want – What you really, really want..?)

    3. (YOU!) (Thank you for always boosting my social media scores, sir!)

  12. RobM says:

    Wait… I thought you were Commissioner Gordon.

  13. William Peterson says:

    RobM… Subtle Hint: Commissioner Gordon doesn’t work in the same City as the Daily Bugle… or even the same Universe! 😀

  14. Rick says:

    Can I just… you got this boogie that’s driving me crazy

  15. david a grubbe says:

    I will NOT do an ad for uncle ben’s rice.


    Look UGLY without a pornstache.

  16. Sean Murphy says:

    William Peterson:
    RobM… Subtle Hint: Commissioner Gordon doesn’t work in the same City as the Daily Bugle… or even the same Universe!

    That doesn’t invalidate the entry, any more than it would invalidate the one referencing New52!

  17. Herr D says:

    1. NO! S-P-iiiiiiiiiiiii . . . !
    2. You moron . . . If I was a BAD GUY, I’d have KILLED you for writing those LIES!

  18. A.Winters says:

    3) Hey! Aren’t you James Gordon, Commissioner of the Gotham City Police Department?