Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 15th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
Darth Vader: “If you only knew the power of the dark side.”
Salacious B. Crumb: “You haven’t really experienced the dark side until you’ve lived under a Hutt.”
Vader: “Is that Jar Jar down in the Sarlacc pit?”
Jabba: “Yes. Happy birthday.”
Vader: … I don’t get it.
Jabba: Eh. You have to know about quantum mechanics to find it funny.
ENTRY 1: DV “You know The Biggest Loser saves lives…”
Jabba “Hey no fat shaming”
ENTRY 2: DV “Hey Jabba wassup slug?”
Jabba “No. It’s only ok if my people say slug!”
ENTRY 3: DV “I… am your father”
Jabba “OMG THAT’S WHY I’M SO HIDEOUS!”
Darth Vader: “He thinks I’m funny.”
Jabba: “Ha! So funny that I forgot to laugh.”
1.
DV: Why is he laughing
Jabba: Hmm, I think he just remembered how much you hate sand.
2.
DV: What’s so funny!
Jabba: Umm, Have you looked in the mirror lately.
3.
DV: He knows he’s a Muppet right?
Jabba: Yeah, And you know your not a badass, right?
Vader: I’ll take a large, stuffed crust with pepperoni and black olives and a side order of cinnamon breadsticks.
Jabba: Hey, just because Pizza the Hutt is my cousin doesn’t make this any less awkward. Would you like a soda?
@Tuldabar- OMFG, I’m actually dead!!!
Vader: Yeah, so, this isn’t a pet-friendly office. It’s not my choice, but the building’s owner is tired of cleaning up Kowakian monkey-lizard scat. It’s a violation of our lease so…
Jabba: I have a disability and Salacious is a certified emotional support animal.
Me too, I swear to god, applause to everyone participating
Vader: That…is the most disturbing Furby I have ever seen.
Jabba: Yup.
Vader: “What was that about?”
Jabba: “Um. Watch where you step.”
Vader: “Adam Sandler movie?”
Jabba: “Worse. The new Powerpuff Girls.”
1)
Darth Vader: Doesn’t that hurt your ears?
Jabba: Well, Hutts don’t have ears.
2)
Darth Vader: Doesn’t that annoy you?
Jabba: No. Not as much as this squirt that used to say “yippee.”
3)
Darth Vader: You remind me of the babe.
Jabba: What babe? Stop! I heard it when I said it! DO NOT START SINGING!
DARTH VADER: “So, what’s this you’re watching?”
JABBA the HUTT: “Hrmph. Gremlins double feature. He loves it when they harass Gizmo.”
1. V: This is a SERIOUS scene. J: I KNOW. I’ll be in my trailer.
2. V: I wanted a maniacal laugh . . . J: Force-choke him. PLEASE?!
3. V: But his family was on Aldebaraan! J: I toldja! Little guy’s EVIL!
DARTH VADER: “What happened? Did I miss anything?”
JABBA the HUTT: “No. Umm, Hutt’s release Nitrous oxide when we fart.”
Vader: Is that guy laughing at the clouds out there?
Jabba: Note to self: lock away water pipe.
Vader: Why do you keep on hiring these fools, Jabba?
Jabba: Two reasons: They’re malicious and delicious. Guess what I’m eating right now.
Vader: What’s with the twisted little Muppet?
Jabba: Hey. We don’t use the ‘M” word in here.
Vader: Last Comic Standing with a Rancor?
Jabba: Well… I find it hilarious!