Kaldath's Caption Contest #36

Ok boys and girls, strap on your thinking caps because it is time for another caption contest. This week I need your best dialogue for the worlds "Mightiest Mortal" Captain Marvel:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 29th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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22 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #36

  1. 1) Oh! (Poooot!) Even super-beings should stay away from Taco Bell! (Plop-plop-plop)

    2) Holey Moley, I’m confused! Now I have to call Mary “Marvel Woman” and Freddy “differently abled!”

    2) (sniff) Marvel Bunny finally died of old age! (sob)

  2. Note to self: Need to get a cushion for this throne, it’s giving me a headache.

  3. “Ohh… How much did I have to drink last night? Is… Is this the marble chair from the Lincoln Memorial!?”

  4. “Billy, this is your chair speaking. GET YOUR FAT BUTT OFF ME!”

  5. 1. Note to self: Don’t accept “drinks” from anyone.
    2. Oh, good. I thought my perfect pompadour t’was ruined. I don’t wake up looking this good, ya know! *snap snap head swivel*
    3. Kids’ shows these days… What was that one with the little purple kid? Crowder? Doubter?

  6. Wait, They chose WHO to play me in the movie?!

  7. 1:How many Times do i have to remind the directors that My name is Captain Marvel!

    2:Gatta remember to buy a more comfy Chair

    3:Oh man They Gave Super man a new costume they gave batman a new costume What about me!?

  8. 1. “My favorite chair. Sat down too hard for the last time–”
    2. “Where COULD I have left my boots?”
    3. “Never head-butting Kal-El again . . . “

  9. “So, can you explain the New 52 continuity to me again?”

  10. brussel sprouts again?

  11. drummergirl4 drummergirl4

    1: “They stopped production again…”
    2: “This is the fifth time the Avengers have turned me down.”

  12. Note to self: If Green Arrow invites you to a party JUST SAY NO!

  13. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer

    1. “Always the bridesmaid, never the bride…”
    2. “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because i eat.”
    3. “Never. Drinking. Again.”

  14. “What do you mean I’m not old enough to know yet?”

    “I almost got with Wonder Woman, then she realized that I’m ten.”

    “Mental Note: Never agree to go on one of Aquaman’s ‘adventures’ ever again.”

  15. “Shekel! Hazoo! Garbonzo! Shoot! What is it? I want to go HOME!!”

  16. Now was it strength of Zeus, wisdom of Hera, speed of Atlas? No, no that doesn’t work either. How about wisdom of Hector, Power of Aphrodite? No that’s just stupid. Power of….

  17. Hexadecimal

    “Stamina of Atlas apparently does NOT cover all night keggers…”

    “For the world’s Mightiest Mortal…the world’s Mightiest Hangover…”

  18. 1) Oh, my head. Who am I again? Captain Something? No, I remember – I’m Shazam!

  19. “Oh, no. She wants to come over. How do I explain to her that I live in a cave?”

  20. “THIS IS YOUR STOMACH SPEAKING. FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE.”

    “Why did Mom have to serve expired baked beans last night?”*pooooot*

    “WORST. NIGHT. EVER.”

  21. “Oh God, someone’s going to try an caption this aren’t they.”

  22. oh dang! Whats 2+2 again?