Kaldath’s Caption Contest #27

Since the results of the last caption contest was delayed a week, I decided to still go ahead and start the new one this week. SOOOO once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for this image:

Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday May 13th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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31 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #27

  1. - “You aren’t to attached to your arms are you?”

    - “I now do circumcisions.”

  2. “Finally an excuse to use my ‘Bat’-tle Axe.”

    Someone had to say it, right?

  3. 1. Hello Mr Affleck, we need to talk.
    2. Arrow, you really need to change your choice of medieval weaponry. This is much better than a bow.
    3. Just when you thought I couldn’t get any more badass.

  4. 1) “Thor got nothing on me!”

    2) “why? BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!”

  5. Someone Else

    Entry one:
    No, it’s just guns that I have a problem with. This? This is fine.

    Entry two:
    Drat. I left the oven on.

    Entry three:
    I’m Batman.

  6. “No, I never said that. I said, ‘I don’t SHOOT people.’”

  7. - “I dare you to put nipples on my suit again.”

  8. darkwing44

    Much better than Batarangs

  9. “Start running Joker”

    “AWWW YEEEAAAAH”

    “Now where’s that cockroach?”

  10. Entry 1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
    Entry 2:Stop looking at my Axe!!!
    Entry 3:Damian wanted a tree house Challenge Accepted.

  11. “Cuz, Axe-Bat is cooler than Brick-Bat.”

  12. Melissa Fletcher

    Disregard the army behind me, I am Batman and I have a battle ax–surrender now.

  13. Timedrop23

    Can you believe it? Superman hit me so hard last week that I still look like this!

  14. Lord_Obsidious

    Hey, can someone fetch Superman please? I have a present for him.

    I am the Knight.

    Resistance would be… unadvised.

  15. SeventhSkull

    Behold, my Bad-Ass Bat-Axe!

  16. 1. This’ll stop your armpits smelling.
    2. Who unchecked the ‘multiples’ option? I’m supposed to be holding a Batarang!

  17. 1. Don’t tell the elf.
    2. In a moment, I can make sure there are TWICE AS MANY OF YOU.
    3. The Joker has an Ent?

  18. “Go ahead; axe me a question!”
    “What were you saying about my ears?!”
    “I didn’t know this partyy was Bring Your Own Booze! I thought it was B.Y.O.A.; Bring Your Own Axe!”

  19. “Don’t loose you’re HEAD joker.”

  20. Calvary_Red

    1)
    “Amazon weddings are weird.”

  21. “Sorry, Wonder Woman, but word just came down from DC. Your movie project has been…
    AXED!” ;)

  22. 1) When in Rome…or ancient Greece, or wherever…
    2) This new batarang won’t fit in my utility belt!
    3) You clowns better be gone when I turn around!

  23. KatmirStone

    1) “I won’t axe you twice.”
    2) “I use this to make the curves on my cape.”
    3) “See, Ares? Even Amazons willingly follow The Bat. I’m hanging this over my Bat-commode.”

  24. Blue Blazer

    “She actually said ‘let them eat cake?’”

  25. DreamMaker

    1) Batman – The part time job…

    “Hello, you called for stump removal.”

    2) “But I wanted a sandwich, and all the kitchen knives were dirty.”

    3) “Sorry I am late, I just finished trimming Superman’s toenails.”

  26. AGuyOnABuffalo

    1: “I need to stop partying with He-Man”

    2: “Lets see if the time machine works, they said… It will be fun, they said”

    3: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an axe to grind….. but seriously…. it needs sharpening”

  27. colbster2402

    1) “Well I’m sorry for them.”

    2)”I hate you, you hate me, lets get together to kill Barney!”

    3)”It’s a beautiful day out don’t you think?”

  28. “Let’s get medieval…”

    “Off with your head!”

    “You think Wonder Woman will like this for her birthdahy?”

  29. Double Barrel Menace

    Why get a batarang when i’m too bad-axe

  30. “Use this… on you? You’d wish you were so lucky. I could judo chop you and achieve the same results with much less of a cleanup.”

  31. “OK Joker…if you axe me again if I get the joke. You’ll get the Bat end of my BATtle Axe.”