Kaldath’s Caption Contest #1: Nature Lover!

This is a bit of an experiment on my part in bringing the old Caption contest back to life. Depending on how this goes and how I feel about things at the end of this little experiment will determine weather I continue with it. I will say that I do not plan on this being a weekly contest and at best I will  only be doing it bi-weekly with the winners posted on the off weeks. So lets get started!

Caption 1

 

Here is what I need you to do. Write a funny caption for the above picture to fit into the yellow box. The caption can be anything you like that you believe fits with the image above so long as you keep it clean. Obscene captions will be delete and will disqualify an entrant completely from the contest. You have one week from today to post your captions in the comment section below at which time I will pick my favorite and declare a winner. Limited to 3 captions/entries per perrson.

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28 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #1: Nature Lover!

  1. Bear hugs being quite enjoyable, John decided to try bear kisses as well.

  2. “Just the, bear necessities, the simple bear necessities,”

  3. “Kiss me, you fool!”

  4. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    “Grizzly Adams, The Untold Story”

  5. 1) Not so rough, dear!
    2) You taste like salmon!
    3) No tongue!

  6. “How Bear Grylls Got His Name”

  7. 1. Come over here, honey!

    2. We can’t tell anyone. They won’t understand our love.

    3. Turns out I can prevent forest fires.

  8. Perfect example of why I don’t drink excessively when I camp anymore…..

  9. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    “The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, The Rocky Mountains Edition”

  10. Thankfully for the unconcious Human, Smokey was an expert at interspecies Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation… 😉

  11. You might be a redneck if…

  12. Boo Boo finds out the hard way that only women’s clothing have zippers in the back.

  13. 1. He never forgave himself for his first love affair that night on the bearskin rug.
    2. Thanks to this picture, he was jailed for contributing to the delinquency of an Ursa MINOR.
    3. Mary had spiked his canteen, and all he remembered was that she wore fur.

  14. Since I used all my entries up, someone else will have to post “Be gentle, Ben!”

  15. 1. And this is a perfect example of the type of bad situation that can occur when you have a bear front and a bare behind.
    2. John thought ‘I guess I’ll just have to grin and bear it.’
    3. Still a better love story than Twilight.

  16. 1. “Coming up next on Fox: When Animals Attack: Special Victims Unit.”

  17. “Tastes like bacon.”
    “Needs more salt.”
    “I’m suing, the package said red shirted bearded man, not this!”

  18. “I can’t bear to live without you!”
    “A little over to the left…ah, that’s the spot.”
    “And now, a clip from Canada’s newest hit, Lumberjacks Dancing with Bears…”

  19. Dan Gonzalez

    Clawed-back Mountain.

  20. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    Bear-ly Legal

  21. ToxicDiopside

    1 He struggled.. But the bear ripped his lips.
    2 Even under this horrible curse.. I will always love you!
    3 I declare you zoophil! You may now kiss the bear!

  22. More lovable than your average bear.

  23. Aaron of Minneapolis

    I’d heard he was into bears, but I always figured he just liked hairy men.

  24. Entry #2
    When Hank went out in the woods today, he didn’t go in disguise.

  25. 1. Fred had dated some some real dogs in his past, so now he was wondering if he and Doris would have a future.
    2. Rick wondered if the so-called reality of ‘The Bachelor’ TV show was getting out of hand with this supposedly most dramatic rose ceremony of all time!

  26. “Is that gum or fish?”

  27. 1. Instead of playing possum, Larry tried reverse psychology.

    2. This will be harder to explain than lipstick on the collar.

  28. Bryce Wasley

    1. The bear was nice enough to clean the honey off of his lips.
    2. Theodore’s had that human since he was just a young cub.
    3. Teddy: the bear who broke Blue Hair’s back.