Kaldath’s Caption Contest #1: Nature Lover!

This is a bit of an experiment on my part in bringing the old Caption contest back to life. Depending on how this goes and how I feel about things at the end of this little experiment will determine weather I continue with it. I will say that I do not plan on this being a weekly contest and at best I will  only be doing it bi-weekly with the winners posted on the off weeks. So lets get started!

Caption 1

 

Here is what I need you to do. Write a funny caption for the above picture to fit into the yellow box. The caption can be anything you like that you believe fits with the image above so long as you keep it clean. Obscene captions will be delete and will disqualify an entrant completely from the contest. You have one week from today to post your captions in the comment section below at which time I will pick my favorite and declare a winner. Limited to 3 captions/entries per perrson.

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28 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #1: Nature Lover!

  1. Avatar Renxin says:

    Bear hugs being quite enjoyable, John decided to try bear kisses as well.

  2. Avatar EnderX says:

    “Just the, bear necessities, the simple bear necessities,”

  3. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    “Kiss me, you fool!”

  4. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    “Grizzly Adams, The Untold Story”

  5. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) Not so rough, dear!
    2) You taste like salmon!
    3) No tongue!

  6. Avatar Max Grant says:

    “How Bear Grylls Got His Name”

  7. Avatar Jake says:

    1. Come over here, honey!

    2. We can’t tell anyone. They won’t understand our love.

    3. Turns out I can prevent forest fires.

  8. ams ams says:

    Perfect example of why I don’t drink excessively when I camp anymore…..

  9. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    “The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, The Rocky Mountains Edition”

  10. Avatar WillyPete says:

    Thankfully for the unconcious Human, Smokey was an expert at interspecies Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation… 😉

  11. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    You might be a redneck if…

  12. Avatar Bael says:

    Boo Boo finds out the hard way that only women’s clothing have zippers in the back.

  13. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. He never forgave himself for his first love affair that night on the bearskin rug.
    2. Thanks to this picture, he was jailed for contributing to the delinquency of an Ursa MINOR.
    3. Mary had spiked his canteen, and all he remembered was that she wore fur.

  14. Avatar Skybandit says:

    Since I used all my entries up, someone else will have to post “Be gentle, Ben!”

  15. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    1. And this is a perfect example of the type of bad situation that can occur when you have a bear front and a bare behind.
    2. John thought ‘I guess I’ll just have to grin and bear it.’
    3. Still a better love story than Twilight.

  16. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “Coming up next on Fox: When Animals Attack: Special Victims Unit.”

  17. Avatar MithrilFrog says:

    “Tastes like bacon.”
    “Needs more salt.”
    “I’m suing, the package said red shirted bearded man, not this!”

  18. CantDraw CantDraw says:

    “I can’t bear to live without you!”
    “A little over to the left…ah, that’s the spot.”
    “And now, a clip from Canada’s newest hit, Lumberjacks Dancing with Bears…”

  19. Avatar Dan Gonzalez says:

    Clawed-back Mountain.

  20. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    Bear-ly Legal

  21. Avatar ToxicDiopside says:

    1 He struggled.. But the bear ripped his lips.
    2 Even under this horrible curse.. I will always love you!
    3 I declare you zoophil! You may now kiss the bear!

  22. Avatar TOOL says:

    More lovable than your average bear.

  23. Avatar Aaron of Minneapolis says:

    I’d heard he was into bears, but I always figured he just liked hairy men.

  24. Avatar Renxin says:

    Entry #2
    When Hank went out in the woods today, he didn’t go in disguise.

  25. Avatar steve m says:

    1. Fred had dated some some real dogs in his past, so now he was wondering if he and Doris would have a future.
    2. Rick wondered if the so-called reality of ‘The Bachelor’ TV show was getting out of hand with this supposedly most dramatic rose ceremony of all time!

  26. Avatar Jake says:

    “Is that gum or fish?”

  27. 1. Instead of playing possum, Larry tried reverse psychology.

    2. This will be harder to explain than lipstick on the collar.

  28. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    1. The bear was nice enough to clean the honey off of his lips.
    2. Theodore’s had that human since he was just a young cub.
    3. Teddy: the bear who broke Blue Hair’s back.