I don’t FEEL like a Mongol …

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13 Responses to I don’t FEEL like a Mongol …

1. ams | August 3, 2012 at 9:08 am |

   *groan* I don’t want to be part of a mongol horde…..or do I?

2. Dr. Shrinker | August 3, 2012 at 9:26 am |

   Yeah, but at least Emperor Seng got us jobs!

3. Bryan | August 3, 2012 at 9:28 am |

   Looks like Emperor Seng I beat Big Brother to the punch by 2 years!

4. Rob Rogers | August 3, 2012 at 9:57 am |

   You don’t remember the Mongol hordes of 1982, huh? Most people don’t. That’s because Marty McFly used the DeLorean with the flux capacitor to take Snake Plissken back to 1979. The two of them hooked up with Tony Manero to sneak into the future Emperor Seng’s Disco Inferno headquarters and prevent World War III, changing history. I only remember because I was with the Doctor in the Tardis when Marty and his pals made time go all wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

5. Kalontas | August 3, 2012 at 10:33 am |

   @Dr. Shrinker: But apart from jobs, what *have* the Mongols ever done for us?

6. Brad | August 3, 2012 at 11:04 am |

   I like the fact Jeff changed the headline.

7. Gabe Puratekuta | August 3, 2012 at 3:37 pm |

   Pssh! Everyone knows there’s no such things as Mongols!

8. Sauron | August 3, 2012 at 7:29 pm |

   Am I the ONLY one here who DOESN’T get this!?!? Can somebody help me out here!?!?

9. Jeff Hebert | August 3, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

   Sauron:
   Am I the ONLY one here who DOESN’T get this!?!? Can somebody help me out here!?!?

   … The last time I checked, the world was not, in fact, overrun by Mongols in the year 1982 and I am not therefore a member of the Mongolian empire. Though it’s been a while since my World History class in high school, I’m pretty sure I was alive then and I think I would have remembered it.

10. Jeff Hebert | August 3, 2012 at 7:32 pm |

    Brad:
    I like the fact Jeff changed the headline.

    Thanks! Me too. I knew the original was crap but I didn’t think of the new one until a few minutes after I hit Post. It’s been a long week

11. Dan | August 3, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

    Rob Rogers:
    You don’t remember the Mongol hordes of 1982, huh? Most people don’t. That’s because Marty McFly used the DeLorean with the flux capacitor to take Snake Plissken back to 1979. The two of them hooked up with Tony Manero to sneak into the future Emperor Seng’s Disco Inferno headquarters and prevent World War III, changing history. I only remember because I was with the Doctor in the Tardis when Marty and his pals made time go all wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

    Oh, that’s why. I thought it was cause Bill & Ted kidnapped Genghis Khan.

12. The Imp | August 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm |

    If I remember right, this was the scenario of the original Buck Rogers source material, written back in the 1930s…

13. Harlequin | August 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm |

    Omg also mongols, not enough they to burning down easter europe in the 1200. Batu Kan, Kublaj Kan, Dzsingisz Kan, Sandokan – Ohhh sorry, he not in this row. – In the History of Hungary we learn the lesson affraid of the mongolians i warm everyone, check your back, there is a mongol who shoot an arrow for your knee.