Caption Contest 125

I’m announcing a major change in the way contests work here on HeroMachine.com: I will not be offering custom items, portraits, or sketches of the day as prizes for the foreseeable future.

Instead, each week I’ll put together a list of “Personal Favorites” from all the submissions, and then I’ll select one as “Jeff’s Favorite”. That person will be the “Featured Creator of the Week” in the sidebar.

I’ve got to stop adding items to the program for a while so I can focus on doing the Left-Right conversions and get to a stable beta, so I can start selling it for those who want to download it. That doesn’t mean I won’t ever add new items, I just need to put that on hold for a while so I can hit the next milestone.

Having said that, it’s time for another new Caption Contest! Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3′s “Say What?” PhotoBucket site):

I’ll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I’ll choose one of those to bear the standard as the “Featured Creator of the Week” atop the right tool bar.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 45 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

62 Responses to Caption Contest 125

  1. I HAVE THE POWER!!!

    Just what I need — Super Viagra!

  2. 1 – Now I can have Superman’s strength and Guy Gardner’s douchery.
    2 – With these pills I can become a “real boy” for Wonder Woman.

  3. alphaalpharomeo

    1. Now I can be just like Batman
    2. Side effects: May cause cancer….what the hell?
    3.Side effects: May cause you to become faster then a train, sexually
    4. Finally I’ll have a lagitimet excuse to wear my daughters tu-tu
    5. May cause anal leakage
    6. Your powers work when no one else is looking
    7. I’ll be the best at what I do, and what I do is pop pills
    8.I will be the Dr. House of the JLA
    9. Wait, these aren’t listed as one of my meds on my medical bracelet
    10. ooo they look like candy

  4. What could go wrong with following the unsigned directions that came with these anonymously delivered drugs? I can’t wait to start!

  5. “From the desk of Superman, eh? Hehehe….”

    “Oh, I’ll do more than that with Wonder Woman!”

  6. 1) eBay, here I come

  7. “An excuse to do unmarked under the counter drugs, how could I say no?”

    “Come on, you know your thinking about Wonder Woman right now also.”

  8. Why did they deliver my bath salts with a note?

  9. PSP….It’s a hell of a drug.

  10. 3 – Angel Dust: When you want to be Superman strong and Hank Pym crazy…

  11. “Little did they know I’m secretely SINESTRO in disguise! MWAHAHAHA! Oh wait, I don’t need superpowers.”

  12. *Hmm. Sounds nice. But, I was really hoping to get some ‘female powers’.*

  13. I knew the JLA’s funding sources were sketchy, but drug-dealing?…

  14. Yes I graduated from a sidekick to hero. beat that Robin

    Drugs to make me crazy and a voucher to let me on the team a win win situation

  15. “I’ll call myself…SNOWFLAME!”

  16. 1. “Hmmmm…. Wrong address.”
    2. “Are you sure these aren’t toenails?”

  17. I’ll sell these to Aquaman for a freakin’ fortune!

  18. 1. Enter the Batman.

    2. Censored by the CCA.

  19. Sebastian978

    Oh good, so I can be more then an Aqua-man look alike now.

    Jeff as far as your decision for contest. Right on man, you made the right choice in order to move the site forward. Good job!

  20. 1: The combined powers of Batman, Snapper Carr AND Green Arrow!
    2: Hey! These are suppositories!
    3: So I’ll only be vulnerable to burning Kryptonite?
    4: And they glow in the dark!

  21. 1.Mentos! The Fresh Maker!

  22. 5: Hope Wonder Woman’s on a pill, too!
    6: Now I can talk to birds and fish really fast!
    7: Ralph Dibney’s wife seems really happy!

  23. “Hmm, either I’m dyslexic, or these pills will let me join with Wonder Woman with my super male member.”

    “So I need to do unmarked drugs I inexplicably acquired from an anonymous source in order to fight crime? Well I don’t see any irony there! Bottoms up.”

  24. I sure hope I don’t get Aquaman powers. He sucks.

    You wanna become a superhero? Fight crime? All you need to do, my friend, is take one of these SUPER-PILLS every day for 1(000) year and your wish will come true! UP, UP AND FIND SUPER-PILLS IN A STORE NEAR YOU! (I’ll make millions!)

    Not how I envisioned meeting a hot girl in a skimpy costume, but it’s better than nothing…

    Wait….these aren’t my heart pills!

    Hey, wait a sec! Which members?

    I can see myself now…..Jakey, supreme ruler of the world!

  25. These finger-nail clippings are sooo getting me laid

  26. This was addressed to Humble, Lovable, Shoe-Shine Boy!

    Inept boyfriend to inept super-hero in one simple pill! Yes!

    Maybe I’ll tie up Wonder Woman for a change…

  27. hyperanthropos

    “Gee Whiz! I am going to sell this stuff on the black market.”

  28. Bryce Wasley

    1. At last…something that’ll fix my chipped tooth.
    2. At last…I have the means to give my eyes color.
    3. At last…I have the cure for my skin-colored eyes.
    4. I can only imagine what the highest bidder’ll pay for these.
    5. I can only imagine what Lex Luthor’ll pay for these.

  29. Is one of their powers to get INTO those clothes? And another to look GOOD in those clothes? Where’s the nearest modeling agency?

  30. 8: Wonder what powers Superman’s male member has?
    9: I’m gonna eat these ALL AT ONCE!
    10: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what I mean?
    11: With my luck, I’ll get the Atom’s male member!

  31. Kyle D. Simmons

    Elongated man combined with the flash. equals me fun times 100.

  32. 1. “Way to troll me, Wonder Woman. Batman doesn’t have any powers!”

  33. Loki:
    “I’ll call myself…SNOWFLAME!”

    nicely done sir

  34. “I wonder if the League has more room for the He-Man then!”

  35. Dan Gonzalez

    This will totally be worth the impotence, disturbing dreams, suicidal thoughts and anal leakage!

  36. I already have charming good looks and with the super powers these pills will give me Wonder Woman will go out with me for sure!

  37. 1. i wonder what would happen if i gave these to Wonder Woman
    2. my monthly subscription to Give us Aid’s.com finally paid off
    3. A note and a bottle of pills, i think that calls for Pimm’s o’clock
    4. Finally, now all i need is some super strong date rape drugs and she’s mine!
    5. little does she know, im going to distribute this to all the criminals in the world HA HA HAAA
    6. Who should i poison first, my kids, or my wife?
    7. Now everyone will know the name Steve Trevor!
    8. Wont you take my pills, wont you take my medicine pills
    9. Now to call Drake and Lil Wayne, then the world will be mine!
    10. Lady Gaga will have to marry me when i give her these!

  38. YouAlreadyKnowIthink

    quagmire voice – “ha..ha ha..ha..ha…allright”

    “giggity”

    “you thinkin wut im thinkin” >:)

    “yup, wonder women wants me to take these and do nothing else but fight crime with her…pffffttt, yeah right”

  39. Beat that Mom I’m moving and I’ve got a restraining order, if your 10 feet near me the Justice League will beat the crap outta ya

  40. “Yeah, just like the time that Nigerian prince wanted to ‘share’ his money… Screw that.”

  41. “Aaaaaaand… Cue maniacle laughter! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!”

    “Wait… just the MALES? So, what, women get different pills?! That’s bloody discrimination and I won’t stand for it!”

    “‘Join Wonder Woman in her fight?’ That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered these…”

    “Jeeze, safety hazard! There’s no ‘Keep Away From Children’ warning! What IS the world coming to?! We MUST think of the children!”

  42. “And to think I get all of that for only twelve easy payments of $49.95. (Plus postage and handling)”

  43. Great! All I have to remember is to stay away from yellow magical
    kriptonite!

  44. Gabe Puratekuta

    “So, this’ll make me a woman AND give me super powers? SCORE!”
    “That sure trumps the explosive diarrhea it’s sure to give me!”
    “Maybe it’ll give me the ability to find my car keys…”
    “The powers of the Justice League? I’m SO gonna use these for evil!”
    “I’ve got to hide these up my bum!”
    “I’m so gonna party like Biggie Smalls!”
    “I’m gonna be dead faster than Elvis with these!”

  45. William Peterson

    “All right! I already had the Blonde wig, the leather jacket, and the fishnets! I think I’ll call myself… Black Canary!” ;)
    {I’m assuming that there’s a ‘fe’ in front of that ‘male’…}

  46. 1) That’s Obama CARE for you!
    2) Super steroids Nancy STILL wants you to just says no!

  47. ProwlerKnight

    1. “Warning, if you experience these powers for more than four hours please call a doctor immediatly”

  48. 1. “Oh ho ho… not this time Lawrence Fishburne.”

    2. “Better crime-fighting through chemistry!”

    3. “Ova-Glan! Score!”

    4. “Didn’t Roger Clemens get in trouble for taking these?”

    5. “I prefer GHB in my Red Bull and vodka.”

    6. “If Wonder Woman wants me to strip and go naked, all she had to say was “Steve, strip and go naked!’”

  49. spidercow2012

    New from RonCo!

  50. Too bad it only lasts an hour.

  51. ProwlerKnight

    1. Fighting crime, one pill at a time

    2. Male Members, what if I want the powers of the female members instead?

    3. At last, this is where I, Steve Trevors, finally become ACIDMAN!!!!!

    4. Hmmmm Random Unsigned note telling me to take some pills that will give me super powers to help Wonder Woman fight crime, sounds legit to me

  52. 1. Prescribed by Dr.Mario. Hu?

  53. spidercow2012

    1. Saaay…this ObamaCare is ALL RIGHT!
    2. “Side effects may include fear of fire, powerlessness against yellow and/or the need to get back in the ocean after an hour. Discontinue use if you start talking to fish.”

  54. 2. So, I just throw them REALLY hard at the enemy, right?
    3. What are ‘tamale powers?’ Compatability with CHEESE? –oh, the costume.
    4. All right, where’s the hidden camera?
    5. The Acme corporation–I didn’t know they made–
    6. –and I thought pharmacists were boring . . .
    7. no dosage–just, what, take until a cape grows out of your neck?
    8. “Not FDA approv”–WELL I HOPE NOT!
    9. Expires when bottle grows glass cape?
    10. Ingredients volatile. Oh, DUH.
    11. “Not to be taken by felons.” Rats!
    12. Contains irradiated and alien stem cells. Beware allergies?!

  55. 2. Let’s buy the ticket, and ride the ride….

  56. “Wonder Woman and a bottle of viagra… tonight’s MY NIGHT!”

  57. “To help you win your fight against crime…
    New JUSTICE LEAGUE’S SUPER-POWERED PICKER-UPPERS!
    Get’em today at a drugstore near you.”

  58. 12: How much would YOU pay for these? But wait, there’s more!
    13: Think I’ll test these in that nerdy Diana Prince’s coffee!
    14: I wonder if they’ll react with my Viagra, Extenz, or Rogaine?

  59. “Remember kids, when you do drugs everyone wins.”

  60. OK folks, contest’s closed, thanks for entering!

  61. Jackie Raubach

    I wonder how much this would get on Ebay?