Caption Contest 124

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3’s “Say What?” PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author’s choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 45 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

57 Responses to Caption Contest 124

  1. 1. “Terry, you know I hate musicals!”

    2. “The Estate of Gene Kelley has not authorized this!”

    3. “There! That’ll help you sing those high notes!”

    4. “Hey Terry, check out this new talcum-powder dispenser!”

  2. “I’ve always wanted to see a blood bath”
    ” That is how you end it with a bang”

  3. Gabe Puratekuta

    “You suck, man!”
    “You know I hate that song, Terry!”
    “My gun wants to say hi!”
    “Who’s a dick now!”
    “I’m out of grenades, so this’ll have to do…”
    “This is for drinking milk from the carton!”
    “Whoops, I meant to use a tranquilizer gun.”
    “Don’t you know any more recent songs?”
    “Hold still. There’s a spider in there with you!”
    “Hey, that’s where I keep my hidden cookie stash!”

  4. 1. let me get in and sing with you

    2. stop singing that dang on song!!

  5. Vaudeville’s dead!

  6. Take that, Justin Bieber wannabe!

  7. Kelly was a hack! Fred Astaire is the greatest, you philistine!

  8. 1: “It’s a G Major! A G Major! GET IT RIGHT!”
    2: “This’ll teach you to stop using all the hot water!”
    3: “Why yes, that IS a gun in my pocket!”
    4: “I’m not ‘raining’ on your parade, am I?”

  9. 1: This is for Alex DeLarge!
    2: Considering where I’m aiming, change your name to Terri!
    3: You’re screaming in your pain, just screaming…
    4: Lightheartedly is not a word!
    (it is, actually, but thugs ain’t goodly edjamacated)

  10. 1. I hate that movie!
    2. You’re dying in the rain, just dying in the rain.
    3. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again.

  11. alphaalpharomeo

    Beyonce had one of the best music videos ever

    That’s what you get for not tanding under my umbrella

    the roommate agreement says no singing in the shower

    you shall dance when you sing….dance minion dance

    you’re ruining my favorite song

  12. Enоugh with a singing Enоugh with the rain
    T
    hat song reminds of my ex-wife

    I hate that song it makes me angry Enоugh to kill

    Stop just stop with the song

  13. “TERRY! Your being attacked by gaudy shower-curtain, I’ll save you!”
    “Try singing in the bullet rain biatch!”
    “I’m saying hello to your little friend.”

  14. 5; Your stage name sucks, Lightheartedly!
    6: The gym manager sez ta shoot anybody singin’!
    7: Anyone choosing that for a victory song deserves death!

  15. 1.”That’s what you get for cheating on me you traitorous ignoramus!”
    2.”I think I shot you Terry, oh well, to the Morgue we go.”
    3.”Okay, where do you keep your shovel?”
    4.”I admit, I was aiming at the locker.”
    5.”I was right my gun can say ‘BANG’!”

  16. 1. “I requested that you sing ‘I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair!'”

  17. It’s raining lead!

  18. Watch out, Terry! There is dangerous cloud of smog in front of you!
    Watch out, Terry! That smog takes your song of victory!
    Take this, Terry! Hah, die in an fire of blank ammunition!
    Watch out, Terry! There is Justin Biber behind you!
    Watch out, Terry! I shot you with my new water gun!
    (i dont want that this smart singer must die )

  19. LoneWolf6155

    Now your singing in the pain… singing in the pain.

  20. “Your audition for the next season of American Idol has been TERMINATED!!!”

  21. “It’s a shower, Terry! A shower! You are not singing in the freakin rain!”

  22. This might get deleted but,

    ” So that’s why they call you Big Terry!”

  23. How is “sing in the rain” a song of victory?

  24. I’ve had it up to here with your shower dancing

  25. 1. I’ve gotta certain feeling, that he wont be singing that again.
    2. From where I’m standing it doesn’t look like sunshine for you either.
    3. Well it aint exactly a kick in the head, but it works.
    4. Boom, boom, boom, boom, I’m gonna shoot you right down.
    5. I don’t want to set the world on fire, I’m just going to put a bullet in your heart.

  26. “My Pitch-Perfection-Pistol-9000 is useless! And Terry’s recital is tomorrow!”

    “Stick to Clay Aiken covers…in HELL!”

  27. This is the LAST time I’m gonna tell you “The curtain goes INSIDE the tub!”

  28. 1. That is MY shower!

    2. Beware my steel-jacketed death!

    3. What are you doing in my house?!

  29. “You still arent finished doing your hair after two hours, eh? Take this, you miscreant perpetrator of the over-long shower! You shall vex me no longer…

  30. You stll arn’t finshed your hair after two hours,eh? Take this, you miscreant perpetrator of the over-long shower!

    Oh, by the way, just ignore the other idea. This one’s the one i want to submit.

  31. Ploughed Jester

    Keep your day job kid… you’re all washed up!

  32. Drago Smith

    Guy with gun-Sing just one more note, and my gun will finish the tu

    Terry-ing in the

    gun-Bang!!

  33. Kevin Quick

    “My Bullets Will Have You Singin’ In Much Pain, How Dare You Intrude In My Home, And In My Shower”..

  34. 1) Hey Terry! Check out my gun-shaped remote toilet flusher!
    2) It’s curtains for you! Yellow polka-dot shower curtains to be exact.
    3) I’m a stalking figure carrying steel-jacketed death in my hand!
    4) Death wears a jacket of steel! Mine, on the other hand, is a polyester-cotton blend.
    5) If it helps, think of the gun as a metaphor.

  35. 1. let me get in and sing with you but first i got to take off my cloths

    2. stop singing that dang on song!!

  36. Dr. Shrinker

    Alright Gene Kelly…Dance!

  37. 2. “Pee in the shower again, and you’ll be getting more of the same!”

  38. ActionJackson

    No one farts in my shower!

  39. No, this is how you make a big impact.

  40. I warned ya Terry, One more song and BANG!

  41. Oh, no you don’t! I saw “Clockwork Orange”!

  42. Hey, Terry, you’re being attacked by a giant, naked, 2-D silhouette! I’ll save you!

  43. 1. Simon Cowell called with news: The bad news is…you won’t be on American Idol. Good news is…you won’t be on American Idol.

    2. ♪Do you really want to huuuuurt me?♪ – Ummmm…YES!!!

    3. Rather than wait for someone to tell you how terrible you are, I’ll do you a solid and put you out of your misery now.

  44. “What a glorious feeling to murder again!”

  45. 8: You’re on your oooown…when the bullet hits the bone!
    9: You should bleed, but the color registration is off!
    10: You took my shampoo again, didn’t ya, Terry?
    11: Stalking Figure to Terry Lightheartedly: BANG!

  46. Bryce Wasley

    Your poor taste in curtains shall not go unpunished!

    Take that you shadowy fiend!

    Those poorly-dotted curtains will be mine!

    Sorry Terry. Thought you were a ninja.

    Sorry Terry. Thought you were a shadow.

    Sorry Terry. Thought you were a shadowy figure.

  47. Now let’s try that as a castrato, Terry!

  48. ProwlerKnight

    1. Oh, sorry, I heard about your victory and decided I would surprise you with a confetti popper

    2. You wanna be a singer huh? well 50 cent was shot 9 times and became famous, let’s see if that works for everyone

    3. It’s 3 in the #!#$%^& morning!!! keep it down!!

  49. “Oh my gosh sorry! I thought this is what you meant when you said shot for shot remake.”

  50. “Oh my goodness, you.are.NAKED!”

    “I’m sorry, did I just hit your private part?”

  51. Kaito94:
    1: “It’s a G Major! A G Major! GET IT RIGHT!”

    I think this is the best one so far. Wish I’d thought of it.

  52. thor1066:
    This is the LAST time I’m gonna tell you “The curtain goes INSIDE the tub!”

    I think this one is one of the funniest so far.

  53. ASCAP wants their royalties NOW!

  54. L PRAVEEN KUMAR

    AT LAST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I AM `COCK SURE’, I HAVE HIT THE BULLS EYE

  55. Joseph Zumchak

    1. “Now thats what I call a silencer!”
    2. “‘Shoot first’ check! Now Terry I have some questions for you.”
    3. “Sorry Terry, but the RIAA has clear rules about this sort of thing.”
    4. “Now that I have your attention, why the heck is your shower outside?”
    5. “Yes! My new ‘Gun of Suggestive Onomatopoeias’ works like a charm!”

    If I were judging, Joshua’s 4th about the talcum powder dispenser takes it. That actually made me laugh out loud.

  56. 1. Who’s the bitch NNNNOOOOOWWW?!!
    2. Damn it, Terry! Where’d you put the tub?! I swear if you’re making your “Special Moisture” in there again…
    3. Oh my God! I killed Terry! I’m such a bastard…
    4. That’s for giving my mom you’re “Special Sauce”!
    5. NOBODY sings Gene Kelly and gets away with it! NO ONE!!!
    6. That was the LAST yellow polkadot shower curtain! It matched my bathroom PERFECTLY!!!
    7. The Kingpin sends his regards! Say hello to Gene Kelly for me, wouldja?
    8. WHOOPS! Guess it’s not a water pistol! Terry, you okay in there…
    9. Dang it! Lisa told me they were blanks!
    10. Was that realistic enough? Did I get the part?