Caption Contest 113 Winners!

Caption Contest 113 generated some of the funniest lines we've seen in a long time, filling in the missing dialog in this classic "Superman" cover:

Without further ado, here are the ones I thought were the funniest:

  • Mr.MikeK: Mutton Chop Powers Activate! Activate Dammit!
  • Nick Hentschel: “Well, that’s the end of THESE undies!”
  • Nick Hentschel: “Oh, no not DETROIT!!!”
  • GreenBat: I’ll never play Words with Friends again.
  • Worf: Wait! I haven’t told you the punchline yet!
  • DubbleYoo: So that’s why you never tug on Superman’s cape!
  • Joel: “So THIS is fourth class.”
  • William A. Peterson: But I haven’t learned how to MISS the ground, yet!
  • spidercow2010: THIS is the connecting flight?!
  • Lewis: “This is not statistically the safest was to travel!”
  • Myro: “Fine! You’re scarier than Batman! YOU’RE SCARIER THAN BATMAN!”
  • Niall Mor: These TSA pat-downs are getting way out of hand!

As you know, there can be only one overall winner, and this week I am going once again with ... Nick Hentschel!

I didn't honestly notice the line until Spidercow2010 pointed it out, so I thank him for that.

Thanks to everyone who entered, congratulations to all the Finalists, and Nick, let me know what you'd like for your prize!

9 Responses to Caption Contest 113 Winners!

  1. Avatar Watson Bradshaw

    funny stuff, great job Nick

  2. Congrats Nick! Great entries here- really funny.

    Also, WillyPete, was that entry a Douglas Adams reference by any chance?

  3. Darn, I suck LOL

  4. Congrats Nick! That one was good.

  5. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    My first win! Ever!!! I’m definitely Sharing this one on Facebook (if that’s OK with Jeff).


    And Trekkie (2): I should let Willy speak for himself, but I suspect that you’re right.

  6. Nick, I have you down for winning Caption Contest 110, also …

  7. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    Did I? I could have sworn this was a first……

    … okay, just looked. Boy, did I screw THAT up! My apologies, everyone, for having totally ignored my own accomplishments!

    I’ll be in touch today, Jeff, to see what I can properly ask. Thank you.

  8. Congratulations, Nick! Jeff, thanks for including me among the finalists. It’s an honor just to be nominated, blah, blah, blah . . .

  9. Why does everyone have to pick on my hometown? Knock it off, lol.