Worst. Origin. Ever.

Posted on December 11, 2011 by | 25 Comments

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

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25 Responses to Worst. Origin. Ever.

  1. gendonesia | December 11, 2011 at 8:04 am |

    miceface?

  2. dblade | December 11, 2011 at 8:30 am |

    So his ancestors evolved into fox-like creatures to infiltrate the fox population. Diabolical!

  3. Bael | December 11, 2011 at 8:37 am |

    I… don’t think that’s how that works. I hope not, anyway.

  4. Gero | December 11, 2011 at 8:38 am |

    Nope. That guy that can fly because he was raised by birds is still the champ of aweful origin stories…

  5. Mr.MikeK | December 11, 2011 at 8:39 am |

    Likely the same guy who came up with Nightbird’s secret origin of “Gee, I found a costume.”

  6. Albannach | December 11, 2011 at 8:47 am |

    His “ancesters”, eh?

  7. Lime | December 11, 2011 at 9:11 am |

    “Hunters” here being a word that means “seducers.”

  8. Nick Hentschel | December 11, 2011 at 10:38 am |

    “….and this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git…..”

  9. Trekkie | December 11, 2011 at 10:48 am |

    He really doesn’t that much like a fox. Is he sure it was foxes his ‘ancesters’ were hunting?

  10. Nick Hentschel | December 11, 2011 at 10:51 am |

    The whiskers suggest that they were preoccupied with another animal entirely…..

  11. Frankie | December 11, 2011 at 11:33 am |

    Well, just call me Vegetable Head then.

    It could be worse. If I came from a long line of wood workers, I might be Chairface from the Tick.

  12. Reader Kate | December 11, 2011 at 11:58 am |

    That’s called “phoning it in.”

  13. knight1192a | December 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm |

    Foxface? Looks more like Ratface to me.

  14. TheNate | December 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm |

    So if I spend much of my time hunting for bargains, what will my many-times-great-grandson’s face look like?

  15. Frankie | December 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm |

    @TheNate: Probably 20% off, or 1/2 price.

  16. Nick Hentschel | December 11, 2011 at 5:13 pm |

    TheNate (14) and Frankie (15): …Or he’ll look like one of those smiley-faces from WalMart…..

  17. The Atomic Punk | December 11, 2011 at 7:20 pm |

    As Valhallen said to Ratman: “Dude, your origin makes no sense.”

    *Dexter’s Lab*

  18. spidercow2010 | December 12, 2011 at 1:08 am |

    This is what comes of committing ancest.

  19. Scorpidius | December 12, 2011 at 7:44 am |

    It’s a good job his ancesters were not great gynecologists eh!

  20. dblade | December 12, 2011 at 8:31 am |

    @The Atomic Punk (17): Justice Friends unite!

  21. Gero | December 12, 2011 at 9:06 am |

    @Punk 17: Great, now I’m all sad and nostalgic…

  22. Nick Hentschel | December 12, 2011 at 10:03 am |

    “How’s it goin’, Ferret-face?” – B.J. Hunnicutt to Frank Burns

    How’s THAT for nostalgia?

  23. Johnny Gear | December 12, 2011 at 10:53 am |

    Wow, and I was just watching a M*A*S*H marathon yesterday. Of course it seems like those are always on.

  24. Nick Hentschel | December 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm |

    They HAD a marathon, in one episode…..

  25. TOOL | December 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm |

    I think his race was on an episode of Grim.