Worst. Origin. Ever.

Posted on December 11, 2011 by Jeff Hebert

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

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25 Responses to Worst. Origin. Ever.

  1. gendonesia says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:04 am

    miceface?

  2. dblade says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:30 am

    So his ancestors evolved into fox-like creatures to infiltrate the fox population. Diabolical!

  3. Bael says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:37 am

    I… don’t think that’s how that works. I hope not, anyway.

  4. Gero says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:38 am

    Nope. That guy that can fly because he was raised by birds is still the champ of aweful origin stories…

  5. Mr.MikeK says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Likely the same guy who came up with Nightbird’s secret origin of “Gee, I found a costume.”

  6. Albannach says:
    December 11, 2011 at 8:47 am

    His “ancesters”, eh?

  7. Lime says:
    December 11, 2011 at 9:11 am

    “Hunters” here being a word that means “seducers.”

  8. Nick Hentschel says:
    December 11, 2011 at 10:38 am

    “….and this is A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git…..”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk

  9. Trekkie says:
    December 11, 2011 at 10:48 am

    He really doesn’t that much like a fox. Is he sure it was foxes his ‘ancesters’ were hunting?

  10. Nick Hentschel says:
    December 11, 2011 at 10:51 am

    The whiskers suggest that they were preoccupied with another animal entirely…..

  11. Frankie says:
    December 11, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Well, just call me Vegetable Head then.

    It could be worse. If I came from a long line of wood workers, I might be Chairface from the Tick.

  12. Reader Kate says:
    December 11, 2011 at 11:58 am

    That’s called “phoning it in.”

  13. knight1192a says:
    December 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Foxface? Looks more like Ratface to me.

  14. TheNate says:
    December 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    So if I spend much of my time hunting for bargains, what will my many-times-great-grandson’s face look like?

  15. Frankie says:
    December 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    @TheNate: Probably 20% off, or 1/2 price.

  16. Nick Hentschel says:
    December 11, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    TheNate (14) and Frankie (15): …Or he’ll look like one of those smiley-faces from WalMart…..

  17. The Atomic Punk says:
    December 11, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    As Valhallen said to Ratman: “Dude, your origin makes no sense.”

    *Dexter’s Lab*

  18. spidercow2010 says:
    December 12, 2011 at 1:08 am

    This is what comes of committing ancest.

  19. Scorpidius says:
    December 12, 2011 at 7:44 am

    It’s a good job his ancesters were not great gynecologists eh!

  20. dblade says:
    December 12, 2011 at 8:31 am

    @The Atomic Punk (17): Justice Friends unite!

  21. Gero says:
    December 12, 2011 at 9:06 am

    @Punk 17: Great, now I’m all sad and nostalgic…

  22. Nick Hentschel says:
    December 12, 2011 at 10:03 am

    “How’s it goin’, Ferret-face?” – B.J. Hunnicutt to Frank Burns

    How’s THAT for nostalgia?

  23. Johnny Gear says:
    December 12, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Wow, and I was just watching a M*A*S*H marathon yesterday. Of course it seems like those are always on.

  24. Nick Hentschel says:
    December 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    They HAD a marathon, in one episode…..

  25. TOOL says:
    December 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    I think his race was on an episode of Grim.