Caption Contest 106: Super-dickery

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel and for the title, your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

This one's a challenge, as you have two other filled-in thought balloons to contend with. I imagine the thing to do is to populate the missing one with whatever it is he thinks he's so right about.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

49 Responses to Caption Contest 106: Super-dickery

  1. Avatar Hammerknight

    “Lois just had to laugh at little Superman.”

  2. Avatar Hammerknight

    “Not everything goes up, up, and away.”

  3. Avatar Hammerknight

    “That’s what I get for eating that chili.”
    “Putting this big portal from the city to my fortress, wasn’t my best idea, now Lois can get to my man cave.”
    “They are taking away my underwear for the movie.”

  4. 1. I almost go caught with my pants down.

  5. “Why must DC always give Batman a better costume than me?”
    “Which is exactly why I never bothered watching Superman III & IV or Superman Returns.”

  6. 1. Everyone thought my latest costume was silly!
    2 Everyone thinks I’m a dick because I’m so awesome…

  7. “That darn Creeper keeps blowing my things up!”

    “Hancocks a better hero than me! He even looks cooler!”

    “I’m jumping out of a panel! I am a comic book character!”

    “I knew I couldn’t have been cast as Scott Pilgrim…*sniff*”

    “Even I can’t draw my own symbol!”

  8. “I guess I CAN’T balance on one foot after all.”

  9. “CRAMP! I should have waited two hours before flying.”

  10. Doc was busy so I instructed my super-prostate to check itself. Looks clear. I need to make an appointment with myself to check for a colonoscopy soon..

  11. “Note to self: must find the REAL Lex Luther. PS, must also find flowers for Dick Chaney’s memorial service.”

  12. Doc was busy so I instructed my super-prostate to check itself. Looks clear. I need to make an appointment with myself to check for colon polyps…

  13. S*&^% why does it double post like that…. I alays send the first into space….

  14. I fear I’ve made a perfect ass of myself.

  15. “My 105th straight Caption Contest win and now all the nerds envy my super awesomeness.”

  16. Hmmm…

    “My 105th consecutive Caption Contest win and now all the nerds envy my super awesomeness.”

  17. Guys, the new caching system for the blog installed when we were having all those problems apparently doesn’t immediately refresh the entire page when you post your comment. Give it a bit and check again, it’ll probably be there. I know it’s irritating and I apologize for that, but it’s the price for keeping the site up dependably.

  18. Avatar my name is gir

    oh crap.i think lex corp is at it again witn their ugly little arms…those dinosaurs.

  19. 1. I knew Kevin Flynn was alive.
    2. Someone would dress like me at Comic Con Metropolis. Nerds.
    3. Someone would do something bad that I’d have to stop today.

  20. @PapaKrok(14): Was that a contest entry or your internal voice? Works either way. ;9

    My official entries:

    #1. First the flowers, then the ring… now I have to bring her the moon…

    #2. The producers want RuPaul to play me in the next movie.

    #3. They want me to pay my student loans for the past 12 years of college.

    #4. Some bleepin’ lawyer is suing me for saving that kitten from a tree!

    #5. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

  21. Avatar LoneWolf6155

    I have literally broken the fourth wall.

  22. 1. Oh Lord, It’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way!

  23. Avatar borntobealoser

    I’m trying to refer to the words “drag” and “infallible” (I THINK it means something along the lines of being trustworthy, or always right, or something similar):

    1. “The cross-dressing society has named me their leader.”

  24. 1. “People need to learn to never, ever kneel before Zod.”
    2. “I told DC that rebooting again would be a bad idea.”
    3. “There’s no way Batman would be a better lead than me in ‘The Brave and the Bold.'”

  25. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta

    “Why won’t they let me enjoy my beer in peace?”

    “Lex is trying to take over Metropolis again. Yay…”

    “It’s bad enough that there are some people that hate me for doing the right thing…”

    “I’m the only one that can neuter Krypto!”

    “Only the toilet in the Fortress of Solitude can handle it when I take my morning deuce!”

  26. Avatar jamesinchains

    ‘Not again! Can you doctors keep your fingers outside of my bum?!’
    ‘I can fly, outrun a bullet train and fire lasers out of my eyes but I still can’t get a C in my maths paper!’

  27. Avatar Watson Bradshaw

    “That over sized portrait of me above the fortress has dropped the property value.”

    “no one believed me when I said it was Krypto who farted.”

    “The IRS would audit ME and Clark Kent.”

    “Aquaman hit on me in the hall of justice. Awkward.”

    “I got drunk again and lost the my giant keys to the fortress”

  28. Ha! Yea #14 is good either way I guess!

  29. “I will be in a state of fear because some eventuality might occur.”

  30. “Jeff Herbert’s chosen me for a caption contest again!”

  31. Re: Kountkill (30): “And he doesn’t even know how to spell his own last name!”

    This is the toughest Caption Contest panel yet — only 30 entries a day in. Rough.

  32. “I think I forgot to turn the stove off in the fortress of solitude.”

  33. “You really can’t punch thought bubbles.”

  34. 2) “I’ll show them! You CAN punch thought bubbles!”

  35. “I literally broke the fourth wall, again.”

  36. 1) Apparently my ego has grown to such an extent that I believe myself to be infallible!

  37. 1. Damn these tights make my crotch itch!

    2. Did i remember to turn off the stove?

    3. Hey, a thought bubble!

    4. After this, Imma take a nap.

    5. okay, CUE MUSIC! (da-da-DA-da-da-diddly-Da…)!

  38. Since this is a late silver age Curt Swan picture, most of my entries reference the Superman mythos of that era…

    1: My newest robots have captured every super-villain that ever lived and put them all in the Phantom Zone!

    2: Since I restored Kandor to it’s proper size, I’ve got so many super-competitors I may as well retire!

    3: Jimmy talked Professor Potter into reverse engineering his signal watch and they’re selling like hotcakes!

    …except for the Internet jokes!

    4: Teaching Luthor and Brainiac to play World of Warcraft has left me with nothing to do but reporting!

    5: Between my speed and my Kryptonian computer, I’ve memorized every piece of porn ever made!

  39. Superman 64 really WAS a terrible idea!

  40. “Damn! now where’s the little superhero’s room?”

  41. But less of a drag than my 90’s mullet cut

    Why did I hang the world’s largest velvet painting OVER my Fortress of Solitude?

    All these years – I’ve been wearing my underwear outside of my pants?

  42. It was all coming up roses until some numbnut editor thaught “Gee let’s cange Superman’s powers and costume so he becomes a complete duschebag!!!”

  43. I’m tired of throwing fights to make Batman feel better about himself.

  44. Lois kicked me out when I proved her wrong again.

  45. I knew Jimmy needed to come out of the closet, so he took my advice and did…then kissed me!

  46. 4. I shouldn’t have given Samson access to the Fortress of Solitude…he never uses doors.

  47. I warned Lois the kryptonite condom might have some side effects.

  48. I’ve been appointed SuperPope!

  49. And this is what SuperPope would look like. Also thanks to SuperDickery: