Caption Contest 103: ATTACK!

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures", your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

111 Responses to Caption Contest 103: ATTACK!

  1. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “The humans are attacking, the humans are attacking.”
    “Most get off of this human island amusement park.”
    “Yoo Dino!”

  2. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Pesty humans”
    “Who’s your Gator?”

  3. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    1. Evolve your way out of a body-bag mammals!

    2. The Creationists were right, and you’re all going to hell.

    3. Michael Bay’s Jurassic Park Rocks!

  4. Avatar dylon says:

    “I DONT WANNA EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!”

  5. Avatar hero of wu says:

    “get to the chopper”

  6. Avatar Jordan_Xord says:

    1. Read my lips; I AM NOT EXTINCT!
    2. Here´s some lead and iron for your primitive mammal diet!
    3. Watch Out! Reptiles Strike Back!

  7. Avatar Jordan_Xord says:

    1. Read my lips; I AM NOT EXTINCT!
    2. Here´s some iron and lead for your primitive mammal diet!
    3. Watch Out! REPTILES STRIKE BACK!

  8. Avatar MScat says:

    “Say hello to my little arms!!”

  9. Avatar John says:

    “SPIELBERG! I SAID NO JURASSIC PARK FOUR!

  10. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    1. CHATTA! CHATTA! CHATTA!

  11. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    2) Top o’ the food chain, ma!

  12. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    3) I told you Primate Park was a bad idea!!!

  13. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    4) When you meet God tell ‘im Dino sent you!!!

  14. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    5) Kill ’em all, let Godzilla sort ’em out!

  15. Avatar skybandit says:

    1: Allah akbar!
    2: Get away from my eggs!
    3: Found this on Dinosaur Island in WWII!
    4: Take THAT, meteor!
    5: Is this the end of Dino?

  16. Avatar Mr.Chris says:

    “Needing thumbs my ass”
    “I’m a raptor with a machine gun, need I say more?”
    “Hey Darwin, you talkin to me?”

  17. Avatar EnderX says:

    I need backup! Call in the Dinomarines!

  18. Avatar Myro says:

    Not a quote, but Woot! It’s Doctor Dinosaur from Atomic Robo. 🙂

  19. Avatar TOOL says:

    Thank you Dr from Jurassic park movies for making me smart enough to open doors and shoot automatic rifles.

  20. Avatar Pandademic says:

    1. Do it! Bomb ’em forward to the Stone Age!
    2. Saura! Saura! Saura!

  21. Avatar Doornik1142 says:

    “This’ll teach you not to fuel your cars with our remains!”

  22. Avatar Reece says:

    I am a raptor with an AK, Your argument is invalid

    get your hands off me you dirty ape

  23. Avatar CrazyAJ says:

    1. Raptor Jesus is way better than Human Jesus!

    2. It’s the Veloci-Rapture!

    3. Screw you, Flintstones! Nobody rides me!

    4. Now that’s what I call a Terror-Saur!
    (As in, pterosaurs, but a crappy pun)

    5. Intelligent Design, my ass!!

  24. Avatar Hairwhip says:

    “Oh my Dino-God, it’s a Homosapien! How is that even possible!”

  25. Avatar Joel says:

    “You love me? Well I sure as hell don’t love you!”

    “Enough with all the chatta!”

    “Who you calling a dinosaur?!”

    “I learned this from playing HALO”

    “SURPRISE MOTHER F***AS!”

  26. Avatar Joel says:

    “Take THAT rock!”

  27. 1. “Never sneak up on me when my eyes are dialated!”

    2. “Vamo detona essa p*rra!” (Sepultura reference!)

    3. “Why the hairy face?”

    4. “Time to get Cretaceous on your …!”

    5. “Cold blood and hot lead, baby!”

  28. Avatar Joe says:

    1.Look Ma! No thumbs!
    2.Why am I holding a gun?
    3.DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!
    4.Lets see G.I. Joe pull THIS one off!
    5.Who ya gonna call? MANBUSTERS!

  29. Avatar Chisoph says:

    “NEVER MAKE FUN OF MY BLING!”

  30. Avatar ajw says:

    1.Im’ running low on teeth!

    2.I cant release the trigger!

    3.Uhyuhuhuhyuhuhuhyuhuhuh(imagine the little guy vibrating)

    4.Darwin was right!

    5.Hope you got dino insurance b****es!

  31. Avatar zombotron says:

    “I’ll save you Axe Cop!”

  32. Avatar Vampyrist says:

    “Now you see why they call me a Die-nosaur”

    “We’re back”

    “You humans are only superior in one aspect, dying”

    That last one was a Who reference, I just ahd to use it.

  33. Avatar Vampyrist says:

    Thought of another one.

    “I love you, you love me. We’re all one big family.”

  34. Avatar collex says:

    “Life always finds a way? Well, bullets too!!!”

    “For the last time, I’m not a raptor, I’m a DEINONYCHUS”

    “Sorry baby, not my fault if I’m cold blooded!”

    “Yep, I’m pretty fly for a fossile!”

    “Get away from my eggs, bitch!”

  35. Avatar Mr44 says:

    “I don’t need to digivolve to kill you”

  36. Avatar Joel says:

    sorry i didn’t notice the 5 entry cap.

  37. Avatar Alex says:

    DIE! MOSQUITO! DIE!

  38. Avatar Wulf says:

    “This here is eleven pounds of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!”

  39. Avatar Vekta-Stahl says:

    “Extinction my A$$”

  40. Avatar TOOL says:

    I’m not doing your dirty work anymore Mr. Flintstone, now you die!

  41. Avatar Jessica says:

    1. That’s right, b****es! Run! Run for your life!
    2. Say hello to my little friend!
    3. Extinct, my a**! I’m just evolving rapidly!
    4. I told you I like my meat WELL DONE!
    5. And here’s one to grow on!

  42. Avatar Calicade says:

    “HI HO EXTINCTION!”

  43. Avatar Xavierking5 says:

    First they make fire, then this! Those primates are setting up their DOOM!

  44. Avatar Loki says:

    “This is! so! AWESOME!”

  45. Avatar Loki says:

    2. “WHOSE THE CLEVER GIRL NOW!?”

  46. Avatar Shinra says:

    1.”Are you kidding? YOU’RE NOT DRIVING THAT JEEP HERE!”

    2.”B**** please~! Mah Sh**’s custom~!”

  47. Avatar Ghostdog1521 says:

    “I survived the Rapture!”

  48. Avatar Joachim de Ravenbel says:

    1. Keep coming, keep coming!
    2. Great gift dad, but why must the targets move?

  49. Avatar Ghostdog1521 says:

    “All right monkeys you want a war, you got a war.”

  50. Avatar Tim K. says:

    “Who is the biggest predator on the island, now, T-Rex!?”

  51. Avatar von Bek says:

    I love the smell of palm trees in the morning
    I love it when a plan comes together!
    Barney – this is for all the other dinos
    Wa-hoo I love the SCA baby!
    Get that stinking Poké ball away from me

  52. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “This is what you hairless monkeys get for saying we evolved into BIRDS!”

  53. Avatar Rapthama says:

    1. We knew that the cake was a lie all along!
    2. The cake was a lie?
    3. I wanna play with your dead bodies.
    4. Big shiny bullets, away!
    5. Blargh!

  54. Avatar LeftyFPB says:

    H.R. Pufnstuf this up your ASS!

  55. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    1. “Eat lead, Goldblum!!!”
    2. “I’ve had ENOUGH of these friggin’ time travelers!”

  56. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    3. “I got yer chaos theory right here!”
    4. “It’s not ‘chow-dair’. It’s… CHATTA CHATTA CHATTA”

  57. Avatar weregarg says:

    “I’m coming Joseph Mazzello, you thought the Pacific would save your ass!!!”

  58. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    5. “We’re back, you paleontologist bastards!”

  59. Avatar Moognation says:

    Dammit! I asked for a scatta gun, not a chatta gun!

  60. Rozenstal Rozenstal says:

    “Dinosaurs will die out! Ahaha! Dinosaurs will die out!”

  61. Avatar MartianBlue says:

    1.LeRooaaarrrr jeannkinnsss!
    2.This threat could whip out all dinosaurs on earth!
    3.You did me wrong, billy! That was my brand new Stetson hat. (Stagger Lee-Lloyd Price reference)
    4.They shot my hair! (Spaceballs reference)
    5.Fuzzy Wuzzy [WAS] a bear!

  62. Avatar MartianBlue says:

    I wan’t to replace my number 3
    with (WARNING SMALL PROFANITY)

    3.Yabba-Dabba Do, bitch!

  63. Avatar Sean From Edwards says:

    1: Quit Calling Me YOSHI!!!
    2: This is for fossil fuels!!!
    3: I’m why the other dinosaurs went extint.

  64. Avatar Viknix says:

    Die you worthless humans.

    We had EVOLVE into Killing Human Machine a.k.a KHM

    HA HA HA HA HA

    DIE DIE DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Avatar StarMan2000 says:

    1) Look at my Twitter Gun.
    2)Are guns supposed to make this noise?
    3)I can shoot AND bite your F*****g head off!

  66. Avatar Patrick says:

    1. Guns don’t kill dinosaurs, giant meteorites do!

    2. Just like a mammal, bringing a spear to a gun fight!

    3. You can have my gun when my skeleton is onn display in some museum!

  67. Avatar Patrick says:

    4. HARRY POTTER! This is for breaking “Jurassic Park’s” opening day record, bitch!

  68. Avatar Matejko says:

    Say roar to my little friend!

  69. Avatar TheNate says:

    Welcome to Kick Yourassick Park!

  70. Avatar Fuzztone says:

    1) How’s THIS for Intelligent Design?

    2) Eat lead death, Sauropods!

    3) I’ll give you “stupid little arms”….

    4) Y’know, in a few million years this is gonna make some weird fossils…

    5) I can’t spell paleontology, but I can sure as hell shoot straight!

  71. Avatar X-stacy says:

    Of course I’m gonna shoot you in cold blood! I’m a REPTILE.

  72. Avatar jordan says:

    hope the covenant will hire me for this

  73. Avatar punkjay says:

    Who’s extinct NOW MOFO!!!

  74. Avatar punkjay says:

    Long arms are highly overrated!!

  75. Avatar Wierdrocks says:

    “So, THAT’S how you turn it on…”

  76. Avatar DefectReject says:

    “Suck it Laura Croft!”

  77. Avatar Bael says:

    We’re going to need another Timmy!

  78. Avatar X-stacy says:

    How you liking your dino-hunting safari NOW?

  79. Avatar GtaMythMaster43 says:

    1: “You’ll never deffeat me and my dinosaur minions BatMan!”
    2: “Raptor Jesus returns, with guns!!!”

  80. Avatar dmt2 says:

    THIS.. IS.. RAPTAAAAAHHH….!!!!

  81. @MartianBlue: Awesome Lloyd Price reference! I’m on a 1950s kick right now. So righteous.

    Loving these captions. How can you not go wrong with a dinosaur and a machine gun? Unless you’re on the other end of the barrel.

  82. Avatar Frevoli says:

    This is why they call me Tony Mon-Raptor

  83. Avatar Comix says:

    “I hope this will keep us from being extinct”

  84. Avatar Comix says:

    I hope this will keep us from being extinct

  85. Avatar Matejko says:

    Who am I? I’m Spielberg’s worst nightmare!

  86. Avatar Matejko says:

    My scientific name is Dukus Nukemus!

  87. Avatar Ben says:

    “I said stop chattering!”

  88. Avatar DeathStroke says:

    1. AHHHHHHHH……oh its just a fly.

    2. WHAT NOW SAM NEILL!

    3. HAHAHAHAHAHA this seemed more fun in my mind….

  89. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    “Oh no you didn’t just call me Dino. No you didn’t!”

  90. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    “Oh no you didn’t just call me Barney. No you didn’t!”

  91. Avatar Max says:

    “My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!”
    “What killed the dinosaurs? A raptor with a gun!”
    “I will eat your flesh with a fork of led!”
    “Get this big walking carpet out of my way”
    “Oh, no, it wasn’t the machine gun. It was Beauty killed the Beast”

  92. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Good luck everyone!

    1. I’m Chatta Kathy, want to play?

    2. Oh you chatta chatta bang bang, chatta chatta bang bang we love you!

    3. Enough Jurassic Park jokes already!

    4. That was my egg you ate!

    5. You kids get off my lawn!

  93. Avatar Connor S. says:

    GET TO THE CHOPPPAAAAAA! Oh wait, wrong movie.

  94. Avatar Xavierking5 says:

    Is that a Salmon I see?

  95. Avatar Twiggyseed says:

    “We learned more than just opening doors motherfu**ers!!!”

    “Too short for the Jurassic park ride!? I’m IN the god dang ride!!!”

  96. Avatar Matejko says:

    I didn’t order VEGETARIAN PIZZA!

  97. Avatar dblade says:

    “There’s two things I like to do. Chew raw meat and kick butt! And I’m all out of raw meat!”

  98. Avatar dmt2 says:

    piw…pipiw…pipiw..

  99. Avatar MScat says:

    “GODZILLA AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!”

  100. Avatar nakiato says:

    1) this machine gun Chatta’s as much as my teen ager.
    2) how this for chaos theory Jeff Goldblum
    3)meet my friend the viloci ratatator
    4) this is what happens when you go back in time and step on a butterfly
    5) HA HA HA DARWIN ROCKS!!!

  101. Avatar Matejko says:

    Wow, shiny, RATATATATATA!

  102. Avatar iGeek says:

    “This is for making me look fat in Jurassic Park!”

  103. Avatar iGeek says:

    “This is for trying to put me in a pokeball!”

  104. Avatar my name is gir says:

    1. oh my god a muffin!i must shoot!
    2. poooew pooew pooew!i must say this when i shoot a gun!
    3. ha ha ha!theese humans have nothing on dinosaurs that are smart!ha ha ha!
    4. GIR!come to zim.
    5. geeze!this gun is way too much for my little arms!even thaugh my arms are pretty big for a raptor.

  105. Avatar dblade says:

    “Don’t mind me. Just in a killin mood is all.”

  106. Avatar dblade says:

    “That’s right, pansies! We evolved into the NRA!”

  107. Avatar dblade says:

    “I let my gun do all my talkin. And right now it’s a little chatterbox.”

  108. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo says:

    1) Bet you were expecting me to say something witty before I killed you. Nope you get to die humerously

    2)Damn Vampire dinosaurs, wish my arms were long enough to just stake you

    3)I said I wanted my eggs over easy.

    4)Who’s the extinct one now.

    5) Die you dumb plumbers

  109. Avatar dblade says:

    “Tombstones! Meet the Tombstones!”

  110. Avatar jojo_n_friendz says:

    1.”What’s that horrible smell!?…Oh yea, EXTINCTION!!!
    2.”Hey Toronto…consider this my resignation!

  111. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    OK folks, this one’s closed and judged. Thanks for all the entries!