Don’t talk to it, Barry. Just … don’t.

(From "Showcase" number 14, ©1958, DC Comics, Inc.)

13 Responses to Don’t talk to it, Barry. Just … don’t.

  1. Avatar punkjay says:

    Wow I see someone caught Wonder Woman in the shower!

  2. Avatar ajw says:

    he just tried his trial dose of extenze.

  3. ams ams says:

    Remember, if it last for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor immediately!

  4. Avatar frankie says:

    Hmmm, that’s a lot of talking he’s doing. You’d think that “the fastest man alive”, wouldn’t take that long to get bigger.

  5. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    is that the “elongating man” in the flash’s duds?

  6. Avatar The Imp says:

    I didn’t realize ‘Showcase’ was a men’s magazine…

  7. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Are the sperm of the Flash also super fast? I mean, when the Flash ejaculates he could possibly shoot a woman full of holes, which would bring new meaning to the phrase “shooting off”.

  8. Avatar TOOL says:

    …”The Flash stand in awe of the awsome growth of Viagra man as he beats down a group of villainesses with his explosive sticky powers.”

  9. Avatar Myro says:

    Ugh,.so much wrong. Any chance we’re getting a Power User profile today so the first thing I see when I come here isn’t Barry Allen being creepy?

  10. Avatar Loki says:

    just, just why!?

  11. Avatar Alex says:

    @ams:Let’s hope he doesn’t go to Doctor Fate with this one ,that would be awkward!

  12. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    I guess this gives a whole new meaning to his nickname, “The Flash,” huh?

  13. Avatar knight1192a says:

    Let’s see, 1958. Who was Flash talking to? Bit early for Pam Anderson. Dolly Parton was still a little girl back then.