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(From "Big 3" number 1, 1940.)
With an outfit like that, he’ll wind up on People of Walmart when he goes on his adventure to buy.
Hurry, he needs to open a can of whoop-a$$!
and no pants! That could make Bad Costume Wednesday if he had a costume.
If I could prove it”s kazar I cold suggest his saber-toothed friend.
Samson, if you can throw a building, you should be able to rip that sucker open with your teeth. Come on!
“… so maybe I’ll try this sword that the Sorceress gave me…”
Just use a Ginsu knife.
The context of this panel is Samson was speaking his one line in a Woody Allen film.
you know hes talking to Wilson
I bet Conan would’nt have needed a can opener in the first place.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what will he do with out a can opener? hes friggen doomed!
In retrospect, having seen so much Samson lately, and then coming back to this panel, I think it’s best he doesn’t have a can opener. It would probably slip out of his hands and cut his hair off.