Battle prattle FAIL

(From “Mystery Comics” number 1, 1944. I thought I invented the term “Battle Prattle” to describe that witty Batman and Robin style repartee as they beat the snot out of bad guys, but apparently not. Feh.)

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7 Responses to Battle prattle FAIL

  1. Anyone else reminded of Will Smith in Independence Day?

  2. spidercow2010

    He’s hitting him with a sock?

  3. Also, why is the alien a bison?

  4. What, “poopy-head” was too good for him?

  5. Gero (1): Yeah, I got that feeling too. Now that I think about it, this may have been the original story for Independence Day. I mean, it clearly took a while to get off the ground, but I can see him dragging the alien bison (you’re welcome) back to the Area 51 unbeknownst to Randy Quaid.

  6. Hey my 5 tr old nefew must have wrote this dialog

  7. GtaMythMaster43

    Sounds like a fight I’d have.
    “Stop ugly face!” “Die earth swine!!!”.