Looks like they’re headed to Uranus …

(From "Amazing Mystery Funnies", volume 2, number 12, 1939. In the next issue, Space Ranger Nick upgrades his ship to the Ribbed model. Oh sure, sit there and laugh at my curse of immaturity, but you don't have to live with it!)

12 Responses to Looks like they’re headed to Uranus …

  1. Captain’s log stardate 24.56.93, we are headed to the planet in search of kling-ons……set your phasers on FLAME ON!

  2. Wonder if Nick’s crew is all female…

  3. Wonder what the name of the patrol ship is. My guess is “Steely Dan.”

  4. Not sure he needs the full upgrade. Especially since it looks studded already. Does anyone else see the beads at the back end?

  5. the u.s.s. enema is preparing for penetration of uranus’ atmosphere. Watch for debris

  6. Avatar Watson Bradshaw

    A ship powered by extenze πŸ™‚
    man, do you think he is compensating for something or what!

  7. @McKnight: Beads? I thought those were balls.

  8. Avatar Dan Gonzalez

    What are the wheels for?

  9. Dan Gonzalez (8): Do I really need to say they’re for “her pleasure?”

  10. Welcome to the U.S.S. Long Dong

  11. I don’t think it’s beads or balls, guys–looks more like speed controls. You know, in case you need more thrust.

  12. (11) Wow I think the batteries for that thing is XXX!!!