Thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 96! I picked out the ones I thought were the funniest to tickle your funnybone on this fine Monday morning, so here goes:
Jason: Never thought she would cheat on me ... and with a human female, ugh ...
Jester: OH MY GOD! Nancy! We’re out of sugar!
Loki: Damn! I was told it was a money tree! This Hot-Woman tree is useless!
Myro: I knew my vegan diet would come back to haunt me.
Sutter Kaine: In Russia, salad tosses us!
Sutter Kaine: I’m a talking exclamation point!
Tool: Man, shes got one angry bush!
I thought those were all very clever, but honestly two of them made me laugh out loud (my general criteria for a winner): Sutter Kaine's Russia one, and Tool's angry bush.
After thinking about it, I decided that Sutter Kaine's didn't quite "fit" the scene as well as Tool's, as it sounds more like a headline or narrator comment than what a person would say in that situation. So the winner of Caption Contest 96 is Tool!
Tool, let me know in comments or via the Contact Us link at the top of the right column what you'd like for your prize.
Thanks again to everyone who entered!