Jeff is a 44 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.
Maybe the Luzerons are a different group, with no distinguishing traits except that they plan to rob interplaetary transports. (What exactly are interplaetary transports, anyway?) And, presumably, they salute by forming an L shape in front of their foreheads.
Well, I guess we know who’s side of the war the woman with the green helmut is on. She has one of those limp penis/elephant truck doo-hickies on the front of it, like the space goblins.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in days. >__>
It should be illegal to make characters THAT stupid. ‘Spurt’? SPURT? COME ON!!!! Wait, no, don’t!
And BlackJack, I’m upset, that is simply the stupidest design of any alien helmet ever. It looks as if the helmets a limp martain man hunter boner. Oh God, that image….ew.
My recently deceased father’s name was Spurt. Thanks a lot, you bastards!! BOOhoohoohoo…
No, just kidding. But maybe it’s short for something. Spurtham, or Spurtwell. Spurtington.
Spurtington sounds like a cheap male hooker. God dammit, I’m going to give myself nightmares with that image…..
Spurtsman? Spurterton? Ok, screw it. Wait…I’m sorry, I keep making sex jokes. That was an accident that time.
Geez, at least keep the spelling of “Lunerzons” consistent from panel to panel!
Why, WHY, of ALL THINGS did he have to be called “SPURT”?
Maybe the Luzerons are a different group, with no distinguishing traits except that they plan to rob interplaetary transports. (What exactly are interplaetary transports, anyway?) And, presumably, they salute by forming an L shape in front of their foreheads.
I must really be under-sexed: the porn references don’t bother me half as much as the spelling errors! I mean, really: “PolOr regions”?
Well, I guess we know who’s side of the war the woman with the green helmut is on. She has one of those limp penis/elephant truck doo-hickies on the front of it, like the space goblins.
Strangely, this was proofread by the same guy that proofreads the Jack Chick tracts…
@the Eric: His parents knew, his parents knew. So they named him Spurt.
Well… that’s nice and ew. Times forty. Add an erect nose and you’ll have some very upset Fox News anchors.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in days. >__>
It should be illegal to make characters THAT stupid. ‘Spurt’? SPURT? COME ON!!!! Wait, no, don’t!
And BlackJack, I’m upset, that is simply the stupidest design of any alien helmet ever. It looks as if the helmets a limp martain man hunter boner. Oh God, that image….ew.
I just noticed there is an erect nose. It must be time for a party.
My recently deceased father’s name was Spurt. Thanks a lot, you bastards!! BOOhoohoohoo…
No, just kidding. But maybe it’s short for something. Spurtham, or Spurtwell. Spurtington.
Spurtington sounds like a cheap male hooker. God dammit, I’m going to give myself nightmares with that image…..
Spurtsman? Spurterton? Ok, screw it. Wait…I’m sorry, I keep making sex jokes. That was an accident that time.