Caption Contest 85 – Tiger Guy

Figuring you all are a) busy creating costumes for real life (Halloween in America is coming up this weekend!), b) busy creating digital ones for Friday Night Fights (deadline is NEXT Friday, so get busy!), and c) we've had a bajillion character design contests in a row, I thought we should return to our infamous blank captions.

In honor of Halloween, I challenge you to come up with the funniest replacement dialog for what looks like a Trick Or Treat encounter gone awry:

The rules are:

Entries must be left as a comment or comments to this post;
Keep it clean, appropriate for late-night broadcast television;
No limit on entries but be a good editor for yourself and don't just spam every idea that pops into your head, just the funny ones.

Deadline is next Monday, when I'll pick a winner, who will receive their choice of any HeroMachine 3 item or a portrait, or a "Sketch of the Day" style custom black and white illustration.

Good luck everyone!

89 Responses to Caption Contest 85 – Tiger Guy

  1. Avatar Gero says:

    1. I need an adult!

  2. Avatar Jason says:

    Ok, ok! You’re not too old for Halloween.

  3. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1. I take it back! You don’t have little furballs!
    2. They give me cat scratch fever!

  4. Avatar mindless says:

    1. ok, ok no apples or pennies this year, I SWEAR!

    2.Fine, kitty costumes can be scary too

    3.IM NOT SMELLING YOUR FEET MAN, IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!

    4.OUCH, wow i didnt think you’d be that mad were outta reese’s

    5.Hey cat-man-do, cat-man-dont twist my wrist

  5. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3. Catnip? Weed? They look the same, I didn’t think you’d know the difference!

  6. Avatar Runt82 says:

    4. Ok, ok! I’ll never make fun of Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy again!

    (Not over-the-line… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Being_Served%3F )

  7. Avatar Runt82 says:

    5. Please don’t kill me, Cat…I mean, Mr. Stevens!

  8. Avatar Loki says:

    1.Safety word! Safety word!

  9. Avatar Loki says:

    I take it back! you do look cat-tasic!

  10. Avatar Bael says:

    Yes! You can “has” a cheeseburger! Just let go!

  11. Avatar PrincessTana says:

    “I told you i have no candy! Some other bully took it from me!”

  12. Avatar Jake says:

    Ow! I was wrong, stripes ARE in!

  13. Avatar Alex says:

    Please don’t I’m not into this kinda stuff!

  14. Avatar Steve M. says:

    1. Uh…Woof?

    2. NO, I won’t “pet the kitty!!”

    3. No, Sheldon, this is NOT a “bazinga!”

  15. Avatar Steve M. says:

    Dude, I told you not to go to that furry convention in Vegas!

  16. Avatar John says:

    Egads! The Village People! THEY’RE BACK!

  17. Rozenstal Rozenstal says:

    Yes, the sir, I too is very glad to acquaintance!

  18. Avatar Saen-WyrWulf says:

    I haven’t had my rabies vaccination!

  19. Avatar Moognation says:

    They are NOT leg warmers!!

  20. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “O.K., O.K., I think you really DO look like Lion-O from the ThunderCats!”

  21. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “Yes, Cats IS the best musical of all time!”

  22. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “I’ll quit telling people to spay and neuter their pets.”

  23. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “I didn’t know the life size Lion-O action figure came with Kung-Fu grip.”

  24. Avatar Miriam says:

    1. I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to call you a Thundercats ho!

    2. Yes, I’ll vote for you this November, but you’re crushing my hand!

    3. I’m your biggest fan, Jane Fonda!

  25. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    1.”No,no, your butt doesn’t look big in that, I swear.”
    2.”I didn’t mean you had to have big hair too, to pull off that 80’s look, you look fine the way you are.”
    3.”I’m sorry, it’s doesn’t look like something my little sister would wear for Halloween.”
    4.”I was just asking where my extra pair of socks were, I didn’t mean you had them.”

  26. Avatar Runt82 says:

    6. Ok ok, you win! Kitty by PUSA is the best song of all time!

  27. Avatar Runt82 says:

    7. What’s up pussycat? Owwww-ow-Owwwwww!

  28. Avatar Runt82 says:

    EDIT: Apparently, I had the lyrics wrong. #27 should read “What’s new pussycat?”

  29. Avatar Myro says:

    Okay, okay! I take back what I said about Siegfried and Roy!

  30. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    1. But… I HAVE to go that high to measure the inseam…

    2. Okay… Turn your head and cough.

    3. you know you gotta step to the p-u-s-s-y… What? I’m an NWH fan?

    4. Come and pet the… Okay! Okay! I’ll shut up now!

  31. Avatar NGpm says:

    I’m your tailor, trust me when I say you look FABULOUS!

  32. Avatar Kurko says:

    “You paid 3000$ for that outfit!?!”

  33. Avatar Patrick says:

    Even I think it makes you look gay!

  34. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Okay,okay, I won’t tell Jeff you’ve been in his closet again.”

  35. Avatar BenK22 says:

    I take it back! Treat! Treat!

  36. Avatar knitesoul says:

    – “They’re Gr-reat!”

    – “You haven’t earned your stripes yet!”

  37. Avatar Loki says:

    3. Fine! Fine! *sings* I’M A LITTLE PUSSY CAT MEOW MEOW MEOW!

  38. Avatar TopHat says:

    1. “Your costume…Still…Sucks…”

    2. “I’m sorry, but the stripes make you look fat!”

    3. “Okay, I’m sorry! You’re NOT a fursuiter!”

  39. Avatar samurai pineapple says:

    no! my cat nip!

  40. Avatar joel says:

    Do what you want, but I’ll never tell you were the candy is.

    This takes cat burglar to a whole new level.

    I still won’t take back what I said about your mother.

  41. Avatar Matthew says:

    No I’m allergic to cats

  42. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok ok you don’t have to get in the water

  43. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok ok I’ll take it back your way much cooler than Black Panther.

  44. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo says:

    Ok Zod, you can have all the candy!!!!!

  45. Avatar Matthew says:

    I’m sorry stripes don’t make you look fat.

  46. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok ok Black Cat is hotter than Wonder Woman.

  47. Avatar Matthew says:

    Im sorry I take back that pussy cat joke.

  48. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok ok the cat nip is in my coat pocket.

  49. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ouch ok Ted Nugent Cat Scratch Fever is a good song.

  50. Avatar Matthew says:

    Im not even a cat person.

  51. Avatar Krimzon says:

    “I swear! I don’t know where John Connor’s catnip is!

  52. Avatar Matthew says:

    ok im sorry for taking your tiger skin thong but I don’t think you want them now you kinda scared me just now.

  53. Avatar Matthew says:

    ok your not a furry.

  54. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ouch ok i take back that there great crack.

  55. Avatar Matthew says:

    ok im sorry I killed your mother and made her into a rug.

  56. Avatar Matthew says:

    Im sorry your neutered but what do you want me to do?

  57. I’ve been having these fits and hallucinations since Character Contest 48!

  58. Avatar TheNate says:

    1. Aaahh! Cats rule, dogs drool! Cats rule, dogs drool!

    2. I thought you liked being scratched there!

  59. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok you can scratch up the couch.

  60. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ok you can be an inside cat.

  61. Avatar Matthew says:

    Ouch ok im sorry feline leukemia is a big deal.

  62. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “I said you were a little pushy, I didn’t say what you think I did.”
    “No, that isn’t any thing like the outfit my wife has, my mistake.”
    “How many times do I have to say I’m sorry for breaking the Pedi-Paws.”

  63. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    1) To hell with society, Brian! Marry me!
    2) Okay, okay! You can lead!
    3) I mean orange with black stripes! Orange with black stripes!

  64. Avatar the creator says:

    ok i take it back, you do look good in a speedo!!

  65. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    Frosted Flake’s; the’re greeeat!

  66. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    OK, OK . . . You aren’t the Frosted Flake’s mascot. I get it.

  67. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    Sorry, ugly outfits give me seizures.

  68. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    Note to self . . . No calling wierd cat suit guys p**sies.

  69. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    Help me . . . I’m about to fall and not get up.

  70. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    OK, OK! Your outfit is better than his. . .

    http://www.atlantisfancydress.com/images/C2P006.jpg

  71. Avatar Runt82 says:

    8. AHHHHHH! This eye bleach burns!

    Also in response to MM&I’s link in #52.

  72. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    “now cough up that fur-ball Mr. Fuzzybottom!”

  73. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    “Memory
    All alone in the moonlight…”

  74. Avatar Paul says:

    “Ok,Ok I’ll sing SOFT KITTY to you at bed time!”

  75. Avatar Loki says:

    Holy cat fetish Batman!

  76. Avatar Alan Bates says:

    “come on, pal, it’s not funny anymore. My 8 year old wants his Halloween costume back now.”

    With all due respect, Mr. Meyers, that is a scary costume, but it’s probably not scary in the way you meant it to be.”

    I don’t think CATS really needs a grim and gritty 90s reimagining.

  77. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    Not quite the “FURRY” I was looking for.

  78. Avatar Cliff says:

    “But I just wanted to see if you were furry down there too”

  79. Avatar bre says:

    But, But… I DID clean your litter box! I swear!

  80. Avatar DiCicatriz says:

    “Sorry, Roger. You tiger now.”

    If anybody remembers those old comcast commercials…

  81. Avatar Arch-Squirrel says:

    1. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
    2. Would you like some ketchup with those fries?
    3. Okay, Okay your right. The catnip is a lie.
    4. Alright don’t hurt me, your much cooler then my cat!
    5. No, I’ll never join you! I’m team Edward all the way!
    6. Stop, don’t touch there! This is my no-no square!
    7. I’m sorry I don’t have catnip to give out. Most kid don’t want animal food. Wait! I mean ‘adult’ food.
    (Okay so none of them are really funny but I wanted to at lest try.)

  82. Avatar Montana Player says:

    1 You can’t be the new Batman villian!
    2 THIS is why I got a restrainig order!
    3 Mike Myers you are not.

  83. Avatar Matthew says:

    So this is Tiger Woods power

  84. Avatar von Bek says:

    OK, OK, I’ll look at your eyes!
    Hello Kitty
    I told you not to go through your mother’s things

  85. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. No more neutering jokes, I swear!

    2. THIS for a ten cent raise?

    3. You’re GRRRRREAT!

  86. Avatar joel says:

    the voice doesn’t know what it’s saying, don’t finish him! you don’t have to finish him!

    Catwoman, you just haven’t been the same since the sex-change.

    …. it’s the thrill of the fight. rising up to the challenge of our rivals.

  87. Avatar Eve says:

    “Down Kitty, down! I’ll give you a nice bowel of warm milk!”

  88. Avatar Nancy says:

    “Sorry! I ran out of candy and all I had left were paperclips!”

    “Yes, I’ll empty your bag of candy and we’ll go back out again!”

    “No one will recognize you Gov. Shcwarzenegger – I swear!”