RP: Funny, history class always seemed like time retarding to me, too.

(From "Slam-Bang Comics" number 1, 1940.)

6 Responses to RP: Funny, history class always seemed like time retarding to me, too.

  1. Nick Hentschel says:

    No, GYM was time-retarding. And anything those other kids did was totally retarded!

  2. X-stacy says:

    A time retarder? Like, a time slower? If it’s portable, it would allow you to mimic speedster super-powers, which would be awesome…but wouldn’t really help you teach history, would it?

  3. kingmonkey says:

    Retard, reverse… what’s the difference?

  4. Gero says:

    I thought to “retard” something was to stop or slow it, like fire retardant. Stopping time is pretty impressive, but I don’t think it will help too much with “showing” someone history…

  5. Watson Bradshaw says:

    Is it to make his students slower, so he can make wild claims in class like dinosaurs defeated the Nazi’s in 1984 and the moon was discovered be Grover Cleavland?!

  6. kingmonkey says:

    That’s just stupid, Watson. We all know if was the woolly mammoths who defeated the Nazis in 1984! That’s what’s wrong with the education system today!