RP: Funny, history class always seemed like time retarding to me, too.

(From "Slam-Bang Comics" number 1, 1940.)

6 Responses to RP: Funny, history class always seemed like time retarding to me, too.

  1. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    No, GYM was time-retarding. And anything those other kids did was totally retarded!

  2. Avatar X-stacy says:

    A time retarder? Like, a time slower? If it’s portable, it would allow you to mimic speedster super-powers, which would be awesome…but wouldn’t really help you teach history, would it?

  3. Avatar kingmonkey says:

    Retard, reverse… what’s the difference?

  4. Avatar Gero says:

    I thought to “retard” something was to stop or slow it, like fire retardant. Stopping time is pretty impressive, but I don’t think it will help too much with “showing” someone history…

  5. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    Is it to make his students slower, so he can make wild claims in class like dinosaurs defeated the Nazi’s in 1984 and the moon was discovered be Grover Cleavland?!

  6. Avatar kingmonkey says:

    That’s just stupid, Watson. We all know if was the woolly mammoths who defeated the Nazis in 1984! That’s what’s wrong with the education system today!