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(From "Sweethearts" number 88, 1945?)
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist. Fans of Grease, please stand aside:
You’re not a number, you’re Janet Lee
Lousy with a cup of tea
Please go to bed
Though not legally wed…
You can; you’re Janet Lee
Believe it! Hey I’m Michael Bay
No, Gore Vidal, no Sid Lumet
If I come across,
Like De Palma just
Know that you could make my day.
Don’t you drink?
Or even swear?
Don’t you even pomp your hair?
Here just have one cigarette
Now aren’t you a little buzzed?
How about dinner at Lucia’s?
You’re getting spellbound like Bergman was.
I’m actually Troy Donahue,
And you know what I wanna do?
You got some crust!
I’d like to knock the dust
Off of Janet Lee.
Lookie lookie in my eyes!
Now you’re really mesmerized!
I’m not just another pretty Larry,
and you’re the girl I’m going to marry.
Look at me, I’m Bob!
Bob: You are now my Mind Slave!
Lady: what? No I’m not!
Bob: Just what I wanted you to say, Mind Slave!
Bob: MIND SLAVE!!!!