Jeff is a 43 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.
“Captain’s Log, Stardate 01092010: I was recently the victim, the BUTT!, of an off-color joke. To which I…did not FIND…very amusing. I…have never in my life….worn…a…toupee. To have posted that joke…it was, in my opinion…done in bad taste. Did you hear me, MISTER?! Bad…taste.”
But the rug had a stronger death grip.
…..no, just no.
Shatner responds:
“Captain’s Log, Stardate 01092010: I was recently the victim, the BUTT!, of an off-color joke. To which I…did not FIND…very amusing. I…have never in my life….worn…a…toupee. To have posted that joke…it was, in my opinion…done in bad taste. Did you hear me, MISTER?! Bad…taste.”
Don’t bury the rug; give it to Jeff!
I honestly thought he’d want to be buried wearing a Shat (From his short lived reality tv show)