Jeff is a 42 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.
Speaking as a former librarian, I’d have to say that anyone who “crumples a few books in his excitement,” is obviously one of the most fiendish supervillains the world has ever seen and must be stopped.
The key thing that tells us how much of a nerd this guy is is the fact that he has the manual strength necessary to crush such a large book in one hand.
“Oh joyous day,
Oh joyous day,
It’s Book Crumpling Day!
Oh what fun when the children play,
so I can crumple these books,
for which I did not pay.
On this day. On this glorious day.
Book Crumpling Day!”
Jeff, when did you shave? lol I can’t pass it up.
Hey, that was the Monster Manual!
Now, you’ve got me wondering what the caption was all about!
Speaking as a former librarian, I’d have to say that anyone who “crumples a few books in his excitement,” is obviously one of the most fiendish supervillains the world has ever seen and must be stopped.
The key thing that tells us how much of a nerd this guy is is the fact that he has the manual strength necessary to crush such a large book in one hand.
I love that he’s a nerd, yet he’s super strong. And yet he apparently tears up books for fun, which is decidedly non-nerdy.
“Oh joyous day,
Oh joyous day,
It’s Book Crumpling Day!
Oh what fun when the children play,
so I can crumple these books,
for which I did not pay.
On this day. On this glorious day.
Book Crumpling Day!”