Poll Position: Taking a bullet for you
We all love Bulletman around here, so this week’s poll position tackles the thorny issue of how best to expand the franchise head-on:
What would you most like to see as a new member of the Bulletman family?
There’s not a lot to discuss here, because Bullet-anything is made of pure awesome, so I’d be happy with any of them. But my favorite is still from the comments last week, with a Bulletgun shooting Bulletbullets. Perhaps he could load up the Bulletuncle and the various Bulletpets into the Bulletcar while doing a drive-by. Then I could die a happy man.
You can add your own Bulletrequests to the list, but please keep them clean.
November 9th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Bullet Buddies, would be much like the Boy Scouts, but them all have Bullet Helmets, Bullets wrist watches, Bullet decoder rings, The Bullet Hand book, Bullet uniforms, and best of all Bullet Club Houses.
November 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Sorry , “They all” not “them all”.
November 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Whatever wins should be included in HM3.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
“Bulletlolcat” is up there twice, Jeff…
November 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I want a Bulletwristwatch for myself.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Dang it! I should have added Bulletbreakfastcereal!
November 9th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I think “Bulletbaby” would be the funniest to see, so he/she’s getting my pick…
November 9th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
BulletButler?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
*GAAAAAAASSSSSSPPP* BulletButt!!! Haha jk…or am I?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Bulletlolcat
I lol’ed
November 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
haha, bulletbosoms
November 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Sorry, Guys, but I’ve added the one entry you all should have thought of!
Given how UTTERLY clueless the Bullet Family is, what could possibly be more appropriate than…
BulletRobLiefeld? :->
November 9th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Gotta go with sheer redundancy here and say bulletbullets. It’s like Batman having bat-bats, redundant to state it twice. Never heard of Bulletman before I started seeing the stuff on him and his family here, but this just reminds me of Batman and how in the past everything (at least in the cartoons) was bat this and bat that. So it seems likely Batman would have had bat-bats in the past. Bulletbullets fits that same redundancy.
November 10th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Jeff,
I think you might want to see the BulletShrink to get help with this “Bullet” fetish.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Does anyone remember the band “The Bulletboys”? I seem to remember they were pretty good. I wonder if they had anything to do with this comic?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Blazing Bullets! You people are Bulletbonkers! But we need Bulletrangs, Bulletpants, and a Bulletbullet-bulletcase, which all must be recorded in the Bulletbook, which is kept by the almighty Bulletbookkeeper, who gaurds the bullety secrets from the Bulletbaddies, thus protecting all of bulletkind!
Bullethank-you!
November 10th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
You’ve forgotten bulletmobile and bulletcopter.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
You don’t really need Bulletvehicles, if you’re Bulletman!
You just strap on your nifty Bullet-shaped helmet, and let it’s anti-gravity properties break your neck, er, carry you around by your chin strap, yeah, that’s right!
I’m guessing not too many people agree with the need for a BulletRobLiefeld, then?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:04 am
No, just a bulletgun that shoots bulletbullets with which to shoot him in his bulletbrain.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Oh, and for fun:
There was a Bulletman, who flew a bulletmile,
He found bulletpenny upon a bulletstile!
He bought a bulletcat, which caught a bulletmouse,
And they all lived together in a little bullethouse!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Excellent work Jester!