Poll Position: Taking a bullet for you

We all love Bulletman around here, so this week's poll position tackles the thorny issue of how best to expand the franchise head-on:

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There's not a lot to discuss here, because Bullet-anything is made of pure awesome, so I'd be happy with any of them. But my favorite is still from the comments last week, with a Bulletgun shooting Bulletbullets. Perhaps he could load up the Bulletuncle and the various Bulletpets into the Bulletcar while doing a drive-by. Then I could die a happy man.

You can add your own Bulletrequests to the list, but please keep them clean.

21 Responses to Poll Position: Taking a bullet for you

  1. Bullet Buddies, would be much like the Boy Scouts, but them all have Bullet Helmets, Bullets wrist watches, Bullet decoder rings, The Bullet Hand book, Bullet uniforms, and best of all Bullet Club Houses.

  2. Sorry , “They all” not “them all”.

  3. Whatever wins should be included in HM3.

  4. “Bulletlolcat” is up there twice, Jeff…

  5. I want a Bulletwristwatch for myself.

  6. Dang it! I should have added Bulletbreakfastcereal!

  7. I think “Bulletbaby” would be the funniest to see, so he/she’s getting my pick…

  8. BulletButler?

  9. *GAAAAAAASSSSSSPPP* BulletButt!!! Haha jk…or am I?

  10. Bulletlolcat 😀

    I lol’ed

  11. haha, bulletbosoms

  12. William A. Peterson

    Sorry, Guys, but I’ve added the one entry you all should have thought of!
    Given how UTTERLY clueless the Bullet Family is, what could possibly be more appropriate than…
    BulletRobLiefeld? :->

  13. Gotta go with sheer redundancy here and say bulletbullets. It’s like Batman having bat-bats, redundant to state it twice. Never heard of Bulletman before I started seeing the stuff on him and his family here, but this just reminds me of Batman and how in the past everything (at least in the cartoons) was bat this and bat that. So it seems likely Batman would have had bat-bats in the past. Bulletbullets fits that same redundancy.

  14. Jeff,
    I think you might want to see the BulletShrink to get help with this “Bullet” fetish.

  15. Does anyone remember the band “The Bulletboys”? I seem to remember they were pretty good. I wonder if they had anything to do with this comic?

  16. Jesterthegreat

    Blazing Bullets! You people are Bulletbonkers! But we need Bulletrangs, Bulletpants, and a Bulletbullet-bulletcase, which all must be recorded in the Bulletbook, which is kept by the almighty Bulletbookkeeper, who gaurds the bullety secrets from the Bulletbaddies, thus protecting all of bulletkind!

    Bullethank-you!

  17. You’ve forgotten bulletmobile and bulletcopter.

  18. William A. Peterson

    You don’t really need Bulletvehicles, if you’re Bulletman!
    You just strap on your nifty Bullet-shaped helmet, and let it’s anti-gravity properties break your neck, er, carry you around by your chin strap, yeah, that’s right!

    I’m guessing not too many people agree with the need for a BulletRobLiefeld, then? 🙁

  19. Jesterthegreat

    No, just a bulletgun that shoots bulletbullets with which to shoot him in his bulletbrain.

  20. Jesterthegreat

    Oh, and for fun:

    There was a Bulletman, who flew a bulletmile,
    He found bulletpenny upon a bulletstile!
    He bought a bulletcat, which caught a bulletmouse,
    And they all lived together in a little bullethouse!

  21. Excellent work Jester!