(From “Bulletman” number 9, 1942. The crooks must be the same ones who used to shoot at Iron Skull.)
Right again, Bulletgirl! The odds are for the japanazis, now!
[Suddenly, from behind the clouds... Ninja-Planes!]
Those are some remarkably accurate henchmen! They’re the opposite of stormtroopers.
The Stupid just doesn’t stop with this strip, does it? IT JUST DOESN’T STOP!
They must both have the same super power as the iron skull, the incredible ability to only be shot in the head!
Oh, I just figured it out. The gravity helmets are attracting the bullets to their heads’ gravity wells. Makes perfect sense now.
Actually, kingmonkey, you are EXACTLY right!
Yeah, I think you’re right, Kingmonkey! Well sleuthed!
But won’t that only be safe if they’re facing away from the shooter? I mean, their faces aren’t protected at all…
Those are not bullets…those are raisins. Army doesn’t want to waste bullets on them.
“Aim for their helmets! That’s where they get their powers from!”