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(From "Bulletman" number 5, 1941.)
Jee, what an ass…
It’s nice to have goals.
I don’t think that’s what Lens Crafters had in mind.
Hey, whatever motivates you.
And now a guest commentary from Morbo:
GLASSES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
The killing will begin in “about an hour!”
lol@Dan! That’s much better than the headline I came up with, dang. And Danny, I couldn’t for the life of me remember Lens Crafters, I originally had something like “Bad day at the Pearl Vision service desk” but I didn’t think Pearl Vision was national. Lens Crafters would have been better too.
Coz contacts will just get dirty.
He’d been thinking of getting glasses for a long time, but feared they would make him look like a geek.