Caption Contest 59 Winner

The winner of Caption Contest 59 is … Danny Beaty!


You’ll notice that all of the Honorable Mentions and Danny’s entry as well have one thing in common — they all consist of a statement that will immediately be followed by plate hurlage. Which makes me laugh, given the expression on her face. Speaking of which, here are those Honorable Mentions!

  • Jose Inoa: “…control? A woman’s place is in the kitchen, right Xena? Xena?”
  • Bixlord: Do a good job and I’ll let you wear shoes.
  • Mike: Dear what did I tell you about getting the red china mixed in with the white china. Now all that china behind you is pink!
  • Oquies: “You do know we have a dish washer right?”

Many thanks to all the fine entries! Danny wins either any one item of his choice (within the bounds of reason) or a caricature of his head to be included with HeroMachine 3. I still owe Danny a custom illustration as well for a previous win, hopefully I can get them all wrapped up sooner rather than later.

I’ll be putting up a Character Design Contest in a bit, so be on the lookout for that and YOUR chance to win!

13 Responses to Caption Contest 59 Winner

  1. Wow! Thanks Jeff! I didn’t expect to win. Congrats to all the runners up! Once again, thanks Jeff!

  2. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

  3. [Comment deleted by Jeff. Keep it civil, folks.]

  4. @Jeff: Did your wife read any of these entries? If so, what was her reaction?

  5. She stays well away from this stuff, which is probably just as well :-)

  6. I need better humor. Although I’m getting close. Honorable mentions for the last two caption contests. Need better material

  7. I’ll admit I didn’t bring my A game this time. Next time, my friends. :-)

  8. Danny B., I totally picture the ‘dearie’ going Tron 3.0 on that dude! And that’s what he gets for bein’ a jerk. :-p

  9. @Jose Inoa: Thanks!

  10. This is like apples-to-apples just got to figure out what type of hummer Jeff likes. I love this game.

  11. good to see that my comment was deleted. I put it up as an off color joke, not a very funny one. Good caption and congrats danny. Sorry again.

  12. Awwww, I missed two competitions while I was on holiday.
    Well done Danny

  13. @Matt and Bixlord: Thanks guys!