Caption Contest 59 Winner

The winner of Caption Contest 59 is ... Danny Beaty!


You'll notice that all of the Honorable Mentions and Danny's entry as well have one thing in common -- they all consist of a statement that will immediately be followed by plate hurlage. Which makes me laugh, given the expression on her face. Speaking of which, here are those Honorable Mentions!

  • Jose Inoa: “…control? A woman’s place is in the kitchen, right Xena? Xena?”
  • Bixlord: Do a good job and I’ll let you wear shoes.
  • Mike: Dear what did I tell you about getting the red china mixed in with the white china. Now all that china behind you is pink!
  • Oquies: “You do know we have a dish washer right?”

Many thanks to all the fine entries! Danny wins either any one item of his choice (within the bounds of reason) or a caricature of his head to be included with HeroMachine 3. I still owe Danny a custom illustration as well for a previous win, hopefully I can get them all wrapped up sooner rather than later.

I'll be putting up a Character Design Contest in a bit, so be on the lookout for that and YOUR chance to win!

13 Responses to Caption Contest 59 Winner

  1. Wow! Thanks Jeff! I didn’t expect to win. Congrats to all the runners up! Once again, thanks Jeff!

  2. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

  3. [Comment deleted by Jeff. Keep it civil, folks.]

  4. @Jeff: Did your wife read any of these entries? If so, what was her reaction?

  5. She stays well away from this stuff, which is probably just as well 🙂

  6. I need better humor. Although I’m getting close. Honorable mentions for the last two caption contests. Need better material

  7. I’ll admit I didn’t bring my A game this time. Next time, my friends. 🙂

  8. Danny B., I totally picture the ‘dearie’ going Tron 3.0 on that dude! And that’s what he gets for bein’ a jerk. :-p

  9. @Jose Inoa: Thanks!

  10. This is like apples-to-apples just got to figure out what type of hummer Jeff likes. I love this game.

  11. good to see that my comment was deleted. I put it up as an off color joke, not a very funny one. Good caption and congrats danny. Sorry again.

  12. Awwww, I missed two competitions while I was on holiday.
    Well done Danny

  13. @Matt and Bixlord: Thanks guys!