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(From "Atoman" number 1, 1946.)
It’s Lindsay Lohan’s vibrator!
I feel another random panel with comments removed “cumming” on…..
First we have Beaky, now the Dildotron speaks!
I think it’s safe to say that, somewhere in the bowels of that labratory, there is a scientist with…issues.
Y’know, I’m at a loss on why Atoman was ever canceled. You just can’t go wrong with talking beakers and massive, phallic devices. Egads, you’d think that premise alone would have carried it through the Silver and Modern Ages. Can you imagine a 90’s where Atoman covers would be embossed by foil/holographic gimmicks and/or illustrated by Rob Liefeld?! (…Note to self: if I ever happen to win a Caption Contest, I want a personal Jeff Hebert sketch of Beaky in full atomic glory.) Sadly, Dr. Wertham blamed all delinquency on the Dildotron 2000/Beaky, but as history recorded, it was Bill Gaines that took the heat.
Is the guy in purple touching it?
I think he is. Maybe he’s about to buy the Dildotron 2000 and he’s just touching it to see how it feels.