Caption Contest 41: Dishpan hands? Get Thano-fresh!
If you come up with the best/funniest replacement dialog for this random comics panel:
And you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert (he said self-referentially)! The rules are simple: make your entry in the comments below; no more than three entries per person; and try to keep it relatively clean, appropriate for a broadcast television show.
Now get out there and bring the funny!
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
Somebody needs a hug!
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
1. Just one more! Push! You can do it!
2. Come to pappa!
3. Are these the hands of a killer? Seriously.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
(King of the hill reference)
1.”What are you talking about?”
2.”Ah let me hold the snac-I mean baby!”
3.”If the glove don’t fit-Oh crap…”
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
1.
‘O sole mio
Sta ‘nfronte a te!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Ten fingers, no championship rings. This will be my season.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
I’m not kidding! It was this big! I almost had to flush twice!
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
Why dont you ever hug me mommy?
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
1: Guess what? I did’t wash after!
2: GRAB LIFE BY THE HORRRRRNS!
3: DANG! Right hand in, right hand out, left hand in, left hand out. Not at the same time!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“You’re in good hands with Allstate” (someone had to say it)
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
1: Pucker, sucker.
2: C’mon, guys! Manja! Manja!
3: You should be dancing – yeah!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Pull my fingers!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
1: So doc, whats the glove for? Anyway I was thinking that after the exam I could….. WHAAAAAAT WAS THAT? OWWWW!
2: BEHOLD! MY LABRADOODLE! Isn’t he cute?!?
3: I can beat you with two hands tied behind my back! Wait… wrong way.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Where’s the baby??????
Every time I think I’m out of a Infinity war or crisis they pull me right back in.
I’d walk a million miles For one of your smiles, My Mammy!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
1) Five … Five Dollar Foot Longs!!
2) I have a headache This Big and it has Excedrin written all over it!!
3) Luke I am your father ,,, no seriously! .. That Vadar guy is a nut!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Some and give your Auntie Louise a big hug!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
er…”come,” not “some”
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Do they smell to you? I swear i used soap!
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I WANT YOU!…To give me a hug
In case of emergency the exit is directly behind you.
STELLA!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
“Please, just 10 cents a day is all that is needed for me to improve my wardrobe.”
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“Put it on the Riiiiitttzzzz.” Not sure if that’s the right line, but that’s what it sounds like to me.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
1. Embrace Change… infiltratin’ since the 70’s bitchez!
2. Whaddaya mean I smell like death??? oh, heh heh, right.
3. Ribbed… for your pleasure.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Its not my fault!”
“Spirit fingers!!!!!”
“Y-M-C-A.”
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
1.) Do THESE look like the hands of a killer? Whaddya mean they do?
2.) Let the hug fest COMMENCE!
3.) Let’s see if these gloves will fit O.J.
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
“FREE MAMMOGRAM.”
(Sorry. It was the first thing that came to my mind. Gives a hint of where my mind is most of the time…)
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Can you help me get these gloves off?
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Look what Liefield did to my arms!
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Please give it back, my dad gave me that ball.
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
1. DO THE MACHIRANA
2. JEFF ….. COME BACK!!! WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID!!!!
3. NO CUTIEGIRLx133 I CAN CHANGE MY ARMOR!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
UH??? WADDAYA MEAN THAT INVISIBLE PUPPIES DON’T EXIST????
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
“Yes! You get the Pocket Fisherman, the Kitchen Magician, AND a full set of Ginsu Knives! NOW, how much would you pay?”
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
join the dark side…. we have cookies and these lovely costumes
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
LOVE ME!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
1). Jazz hands? No. These are death-metal hands!
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Victims–they melt in your mouth–not in your hands!
December 24th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Pull a finger! Choose wisely!
December 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am
1) I come in peace.
2) Peace and love, comrades.
3) I come to speak about our new religion. Believe in me and live in peace or die.
December 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
“Hairy palms? Cover them up with Orbitz Gloves.”
December 24th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
2.
“Well aren’t you just the cutest little homicidal xenomorph in the whole wide universe! Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!”
December 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
1. “Put down the drugs and come give me a hug!”
2. “I sold the infinity gauntlet to cash for gold and got money the very next day!”
3. “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”
December 24th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
1. Mama! I made potty!
2. Welcome to fantasy island!
3. Can’t we all just get along?
December 24th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
MOOOMMM!
Nothing up my sleeves, in my gloves however….
Look sir, its the new thing! The kids call it ‘Ring under glove’! Ain’t it great?
December 25th, 2008 at 7:18 am
You`re really my father, Darth? Come in my arms!
December 25th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
You’re an angry elf!
December 25th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Heya Luigi! Whya did you eat my Whopper?
December 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
You heard of mitosis? Well get ready for Thanosis the process of a division of your head from your body. Pwnnnnned!
December 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
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December 26th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
May I have this dance Mrs. Claus?
December 27th, 2008 at 2:59 am
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I knew I should never have signed on for Beetlejuice 2! I mean, just look at my head!
What?! My head’s bigger than my… Curse you Rob Liefeld! Curse you all to hell!
December 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
1. You know what they say, big hands…
2. My eyes! Give me back my eyes!
3. I’m a California raisin!
December 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Channeling musicals for this contest
1. (Grease) “Doin’ that crazy Hand Jive!”
2. (Cats) “Memorieeeees….all alone in the mooonliiiiight”
3. (Man of La Mancha) ” To dreeeeam the Impossible dreeeeam…..To Fight the Unbeatable Foe…To try when your arms are too weary…..To ruuuuun where the brave dare not gooooooo!”
December 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
1. Thwipp! THWIPP! Umm..snikt?
2. It’s quickpudding! Pull me out!
3. Yeah they’re big, but I’d trade ‘em for a lower body.
December 30th, 2008 at 12:12 am
1) C-come here Pookie… No, where are you going- I’m this
way!
2) YES, Mom, I got my palms!!
3) Jazz hands… AND OUT!
December 30th, 2008 at 12:26 am
1) Thug life!
2) Behold! My powers come from too much time in the tub!
3) I assure you ma’am I am a qualified instructor of breast exams!