Caption Contest 41: Dishpan hands? Get Thano-fresh!

If you come up with the best/funniest replacement dialog for this random comics panel:

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And you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert (he said self-referentially)! The rules are simple: make your entry in the comments below; no more than three entries per person; and try to keep it relatively clean, appropriate for a broadcast television show.

Now get out there and bring the funny!

53 Responses to Caption Contest 41: Dishpan hands? Get Thano-fresh!

  1. Avatar Brambles says:

    Somebody needs a hug!

  2. Avatar MontanaPlayer says:

    1. Just one more! Push! You can do it!
    2. Come to pappa!
    3. Are these the hands of a killer? Seriously.

  3. Avatar DJ says:

    (King of the hill reference)
    1.”What are you talking about?”

    2.”Ah let me hold the snac-I mean baby!”

    3.”If the glove don’t fit-Oh crap…”

  4. Avatar Bael says:

    1.

    ‘O sole mio
    Sta ‘nfronte a te!

  5. Avatar TheNate says:

    Ten fingers, no championship rings. This will be my season.

  6. Avatar TheNate says:

    I’m not kidding! It was this big! I almost had to flush twice!

  7. Avatar hookman says:

    Why dont you ever hug me mommy?

  8. Avatar Zincspider says:

    1: Guess what? I did’t wash after!

    2: GRAB LIFE BY THE HORRRRRNS!

    3: DANG! Right hand in, right hand out, left hand in, left hand out. Not at the same time!

  9. Avatar Cavalier says:

    “You’re in good hands with Allstate” (someone had to say it)

  10. Avatar Jose Inoa says:

    1: Pucker, sucker.
    2: C’mon, guys! Manja! Manja!
    3: You should be dancing – yeah!

  11. Avatar Redrain says:

    1: So doc, whats the glove for? Anyway I was thinking that after the exam I could….. WHAAAAAAT WAS THAT? OWWWW!

    2: BEHOLD! MY LABRADOODLE! Isn’t he cute?!?

    3: I can beat you with two hands tied behind my back! Wait… wrong way.

  12. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    Where’s the baby??????

    Every time I think I’m out of a Infinity war or crisis they pull me right back in.

    I’d walk a million miles For one of your smiles, My Mammy!

  13. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    1) Five … Five Dollar Foot Longs!!

    2) I have a headache This Big and it has Excedrin written all over it!!

    3) Luke I am your father ,,, no seriously! .. That Vadar guy is a nut!!

  14. Avatar Gregg says:

    Some and give your Auntie Louise a big hug!

  15. Avatar Gregg says:

    er…”come,” not “some”

  16. Avatar Tracer says:

    Do they smell to you? I swear i used soap!

  17. Avatar Spyguy149 says:

    I WANT YOU!…To give me a hug

    In case of emergency the exit is directly behind you.

    STELLA!!!

  18. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Please, just 10 cents a day is all that is needed for me to improve my wardrobe.”

  19. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Put it on the Riiiiitttzzzz.” Not sure if that’s the right line, but that’s what it sounds like to me.

  20. Avatar Rick says:

    1. Embrace Change… infiltratin’ since the 70’s bitchez!

    2. Whaddaya mean I smell like death??? oh, heh heh, right.

    3. Ribbed… for your pleasure.

  21. Avatar jude says:

    “Its not my fault!”

    “Spirit fingers!!!!!”

    “Y-M-C-A.”

  22. Avatar The Grizz says:

    1.) Do THESE look like the hands of a killer? Whaddya mean they do?

    2.) Let the hug fest COMMENCE!

    3.) Let’s see if these gloves will fit O.J.

  23. Avatar DBraeges says:

    “FREE MAMMOGRAM.”

    (Sorry. It was the first thing that came to my mind. Gives a hint of where my mind is most of the time…)

  24. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    Can you help me get these gloves off?

  25. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    Look what Liefield did to my arms!

  26. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    Please give it back, my dad gave me that ball.

  27. Avatar Zorbas The Awesome says:

    1. DO THE MACHIRANA

    2. JEFF ….. COME BACK!!! WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID!!!!

    3. NO CUTIEGIRLx133 I CAN CHANGE MY ARMOR!!!

  28. Avatar pdf says:

    UH??? WADDAYA MEAN THAT INVISIBLE PUPPIES DON’T EXIST????

  29. Avatar William A. Peterson says:

    “Yes! You get the Pocket Fisherman, the Kitchen Magician, AND a full set of Ginsu Knives! NOW, how much would you pay?”

  30. Avatar epochfox says:

    join the dark side…. we have cookies and these lovely costumes

  31. Avatar Patrick says:

    LOVE ME!

  32. Avatar Joshua says:

    1). Jazz hands? No. These are death-metal hands!

  33. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Victims–they melt in your mouth–not in your hands!

  34. Avatar Pyrate Hyena says:

    Pull a finger! Choose wisely!

  35. Avatar Fabien says:

    1) I come in peace.
    2) Peace and love, comrades.
    3) I come to speak about our new religion. Believe in me and live in peace or die.

  36. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Hairy palms? Cover them up with Orbitz Gloves.”

  37. Avatar Bael says:

    2.

    “Well aren’t you just the cutest little homicidal xenomorph in the whole wide universe! Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!”

  38. Avatar Socrates says:

    1. “Put down the drugs and come give me a hug!”
    2. “I sold the infinity gauntlet to cash for gold and got money the very next day!”
    3. “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”

  39. Avatar The Imp says:

    1. Mama! I made potty!

    2. Welcome to fantasy island!

    3. Can’t we all just get along?

  40. Avatar Loki says:

    MOOOMMM!

    Nothing up my sleeves, in my gloves however….

    Look sir, its the new thing! The kids call it ‘Ring under glove’! Ain’t it great?

  41. Avatar DrDeath says:

    You`re really my father, Darth? Come in my arms!

  42. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    You’re an angry elf!

  43. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Heya Luigi! Whya did you eat my Whopper?

  44. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    You heard of mitosis? Well get ready for Thanosis the process of a division of your head from your body. Pwnnnnned!

  45. Avatar Gabriel says:

    Got tough skin? try Goldbond’s new moisturizer!

  46. Avatar Jak X says:

    May I have this dance Mrs. Claus?

  47. Avatar D says:

    Step right up! Step right up! Try Thano’s all new amazing, fully interactive, 3D 4 colour comic! FREE goggles with this issue!

    I knew I should never have signed on for Beetlejuice 2! I mean, just look at my head!

    What?! My head’s bigger than my… Curse you Rob Liefeld! Curse you all to hell!

  48. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. You know what they say, big hands…

    2. My eyes! Give me back my eyes!

    3. I’m a California raisin!

  49. Avatar John D says:

    Channeling musicals for this contest

    1. (Grease) “Doin’ that crazy Hand Jive!”

    2. (Cats) “Memorieeeees….all alone in the mooonliiiiight”

    3. (Man of La Mancha) ” To dreeeeam the Impossible dreeeeam…..To Fight the Unbeatable Foe…To try when your arms are too weary…..To ruuuuun where the brave dare not gooooooo!”

  50. Avatar Fishpants says:

    1. Thwipp! THWIPP! Umm..snikt?
    2. It’s quickpudding! Pull me out!
    3. Yeah they’re big, but I’d trade ’em for a lower body.

  51. Avatar Meg says:

    1) C-come here Pookie… No, where are you going- I’m this
    way!
    2) YES, Mom, I got my palms!!
    3) Jazz hands… AND OUT!

  52. Avatar Dave says:

    1) Thug life!

    2) Behold! My powers come from too much time in the tub!

    3) I assure you ma’am I am a qualified instructor of breast exams!