Random Panel: More great moments in bad analogies

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13 Responses to Random Panel: More great moments in bad analogies

  1. Avatar John says:

    “cabbage with a handle?”

    …what?

  2. Avatar Runt82 says:

    *shows a look of confusion that no mortal words can describe*

  3. Avatar Rick says:

    Well that explains everything. There you go folks, the secret of the meaning of life. I can die peacefully now.

  4. Avatar DJ says:

    …I could simply say WTF but that…that doesn’t quite cover it. Since when did cabbages get handles and EXACTLY where is the handle on the man locate? Wait…Do I want to know?

  5. Avatar Runt82 says:

    Oh, I think you already know, DJ. But how it relates to cabbages, I’ll never know.

  6. Avatar Frankie says:

    What?!!

  7. Avatar Frankie says:

    Does the writer know what a cabbage is?

    He must have gotten confused with a head of cabbage and a man heaving a head.

  8. Avatar DJ says:

    Frankie…there are some things we aren’t supposed to know in this world…how they make spray cheese…who thought of tugging on a cow and drinking what came out…and what this comic means…It’s a mystery and…will remain so.

  9. Avatar Jester says:

    …*combines all above comments into a single expression and runs away screaming*

  10. Avatar God Of Plague says:

    OUCH! That is all I have to say.

  11. Avatar Frey says:

    That quote is ridiculous, why would you ever need a cabbage?

  12. Avatar Frey says:

    *Utter confusion strikes face and attempt to comprehend what drugs the maker of this comic must have been on utterly fails and drives to insanity*

  13. Avatar Exavier says:

    Why indeed Frey, why indeed. Much less one with a handle…

    Note:WTF?!?!?!?!!?! Did cabbages used to have handles? If so, evolution is just plain scary