Caption Contest 36: “MOM! I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST!!”
It’s time once again for the Internet’s Mightiest Caption Contest, brought to you by Jokin’ Jeff the Japemeister and the entire Bertram Bullpen!
Whoops, got taken over by the spirit of Stan Lee for a moment there, my apologies. But you can understand the confusion, given that the Caption Contest panel for this week was drawn by none other than that mighty penciler of legend and Stan Lee contemporary, John Buscema!
If you come up with the funniest/best replacement dialog for this comic book image, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration by professional artist Jeff Hebert of whatever you like (within reason). The rules are simple: No more than three entries per person, left in the comments to this post, which are all to be PG-13 rated or better. That’s it, so put on your thinking cap and start captioning!
November 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Remind me never to pass gas in this suit!!!!
No the M is not for Meat Head
Every body dance. Now!!
November 18th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Curse you Rubiks cube!
November 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The “M” is for Mmmmm…Mmmmm…Good!
Damn! The batteries are dead!!!
My mom puts my initials on everything so I don’t lose stuff!
November 18th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
1. I swear it’s not because I’m happy to see you!
2. Damn the painters for not finishing all of my suit!
November 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
1. the M is for massive not mini if you get the picture
November 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
::Groans:: .. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that last Burrito
November 18th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’m Dr. Beeps - Cardiologist to Supervillians.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
1. …wha? Batteries not included? *&^% Wal-Mart!
November 18th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
“Gosh Wendy, do you really think all this junk will make me cooler than Jayce?”
November 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
“So Mr. Seinfeld, did you think revealing the secret existence of the ‘Moops’ would come without consequences?”
November 18th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
1. …oil…can…oil…can!
2. no, no, Mr.Stark,I’m not trying to seal your suit!
3. Damn this rusty hinges!
November 18th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Don’t disturb me while I am fiddling with my diddle!!!
November 18th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I dare you to bend over and pick up your shield Power Princess… yes…that’s right…
November 18th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Oh drat, I shat myself.
November 18th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Ok, that might be pushing it…
November 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
3.”NO THE M DOESN’T STAND FOR THAT YOU SICKO! I’m Catholic! We believe that’s a sin!”
November 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
1. I am MEKANO, architect of doom!… GAH! I’ve lost a wingnut…
November 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
“Oh, Boy! This X-Ray Camera will let me peek right into the Girl’s Locker Room Showers, here at Superhuman Academy…
And this lead-lined mask will keep them from peeking right back, and getting me in trouble!”
November 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
(this next one is in direct reference to the guy’s helment!)
2. mmm mm MMMMMMMMM! mmm mmmmm mmmmmm!
November 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
3. …So as you can see, this model here boasts enourmous killing power, yet is small enough to fit in your handbag. This is Magnifico, reporting for Good Morning Evil Overlord.
November 18th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
ah, finally i have comleted my doomsday devi… oh crud! i forgot to put a zipper in this thing!
November 18th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
1) Forget Edna Mode, I went with the biggest cape I could find!
November 18th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
muuuuuust haaaave aaaiiirrr!!!
maybe this metal helmet will cover up the bald spot.
my costume is awesome,”nuf said”.
November 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am
1. Those pill I took make it seem like the room is spinning….
2. It’s not fair! I created this Doomsday device! Why does Microsoft get the patent?
3. Blast! Why did I have that Jalapeno pizza for lunch? Do you know how long it takes to get out of this suit?
November 19th, 2008 at 2:11 am
- Fear the wrath of Doctor Constipation.
- I’m sorry to interrupt the fight but wher are the toilet.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:18 am
1.Pardon me but may I borrow your can opener?…No questions asked.
2. Damn! There is never a price scanner that works!
3. I LULZ DA CHEEZ!
November 19th, 2008 at 10:21 am
1. “What do you mean your not into cosplay?”
2. “What do you mean its not still under warrenty?!?!? Thats EVIL…..”
3.”Thay all laughed at me when I said I needed a envirmonental suit to stalk Paris Hilton…”
November 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am
2) Let’s see, that’s left, left, A, B, right, X, B…
November 19th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
If I could I would like to replace my second entry on the grounds that this one rocks so much.
(replacement for 2nd entry)
2. DO YOU LIKE MY CABBAGE HANDLE!?!? DO YA?!
November 19th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
This would suit the eyes and posture, I would think:
“No! This is mine, I tell you, mine! Please!”
“What? McDonald’s went with a puny clown instead? But that means… I’m unemployed.”
“Gah, that’s disgusting! Here, I’m going to throw you this aerosol. Industrial strength orchid scent.”
Perhaps leave the last sentence of the above line off?
November 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
(Darn you, Jeff, you already said the first thing that came to mind!)
1. Gimme a second, Superman! The latch on my Kryptonite Kannon is stuck again… GAH! I knew I shoulda’ gotten the automatic…
2. …And then… WHOOSH! Take that! Ping! Ping! *makes explodey noises* And that, gentlemen, is how I plan to enslave the universe.
(and, to quote a line from one of my new favorite movies)
3. Ok, let’s face it: This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.
November 19th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
A man is like a cabbage with a handle.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Great Spiraling Sperm!! These Gloves make texting impossible!!
November 19th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
“Once I launch this device into space, they’ll HAVE to change that song to, ‘You don’t tug on Mortimor’s cape.’ Ha!”
November 20th, 2008 at 3:59 am
1: YOU SMASHED MY OTHER TRANSFORMER TOY!!!!!!
2:What do you mean, this not how Ned Kelly dressed?????
November 20th, 2008 at 7:50 am
2. Nausea, .. Heartburn, .. Indigestion, .. Upset Stomach, .. Diarrhea !!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
With the release of Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, I can at last beat Superman!
(Superman…Hyperion…what’s the difference, right?)
November 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Oh crap! Just as I’m about to launch my World Destroying Disintegrator Ray, the prune tarts I had for lunch kick in!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
You stole mah bucket. You ain’t gettin’ my doomsday doo-hickey.
November 21st, 2008 at 8:38 am
DAMN! Another WEDGIE! I’ll be back in an hour!
November 21st, 2008 at 11:31 am
1. (in small print) “I think… I think I just soiled my armor.”
2. “Whaddaya mean, I ‘wouldn’t make a good Cobra Commander’?”
3. “My mom always said my face would freeze like this…”
November 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am
“Wait, I can explain! It’s really just a deadly device! I was just … trying it for size”
I admit, tho, the Iron Man quote is great.
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
1.I am Professor Chaos. Bringer of destruction and DOOM!
2. Someone order a Strip-a-gram?
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 am
I AM NOT EMO!
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
1) Teacher said I have to get this old pencil sharpener to her now!
2)But… but the saleslady told me canary yellow goes perfectly with gray and blue!
3) GAHH! Oh, God what are you DOING!?
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
1- Man, these new Transformers toys are really more complicated than when I was a boy.
2- I think my armor shrinked in the washing machine. And my helmet too!
3- I really love Starfrit new OpenACan. Now, I can get out of my helmet faster than ever. It completly changed my life.
November 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Iron underwear aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. You need a remote control just to be able to “go.”
November 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Soon everyone will have heart monitors on their chests.
November 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
( A little correction on my third entry)
- I really love StarFrit’s new OpenACan. Now, I can get out of my helmet faster than ever. Thanks StarFrit. You completely changed my life
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Curses! It’s childproof!
November 25th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
This is exactly what it doesn’t look like.
Face it this is not the worst thing youve caught me doing.
Come on Transform and roll out already
November 25th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
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