Caption Contest 34: Hand Jive Edition

By popular request, for the first time I am using a panel for which you've already seen the dialog as our Caption Contest. The hand gesture is just too priceless:

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The winner will receive their very own custom black and white illustration of whatever they like (within reason) by yours truly, so put on your thinking caps and come up with the best/funniest dialog for the balloon!

As always, the rules are simple: no more than three entries per person, left in the comments to this post, and which are reasonably clean.

Good luck everyone!

54 Responses to Caption Contest 34: Hand Jive Edition

  1. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1) Soon, all will fear the name of “Parkinson’s Disease Man”!

  2. Avatar Runt82 says:

    2) For the last time, my symbol is NOT an anus!

  3. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3) You’ve never heard of it? You put your left hand in and shake it all about. It’s the freaking Hokey Pokey, man!

  4. Avatar The Evil DM says:

    For god sakes it’s not going to bite you! Grasp it gently but firmly and tug! Got it “Boy-Wonder”? Okay, lets try this again. Everybody-Quiet on the set!

  5. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    1) Now you will know the power of my “Vibro Fist Of DOOM”!!!!!

  6. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    2)Now to determine weather or not I should allow you to live … ready!?! Rock! … Paper! … Scissors!… Shoot!!!

  7. Avatar marx says:

    “That’s right! My henchmen and I shook up every can of soda in the fridge! We’re hard-core evil like that, baby.”

  8. Avatar John D says:

    1. “Tremble before the might of……Craps-Man!”

    2.” I would’vgotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids… and your dog!”

    3. “Urge…to…speak..like..William….Shatner….growing..can’t …fight..anymore……KHAAAAAAAN!!!”

  9. Avatar John D says:

    1. “Tremble before the might of……Craps-Man!”

    2.” I would’vgotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids… and your dog!”

    3. “Urge…to…speak..like..William….Shatner….growing..can’t …fight..anymore……KHAAAAAAAN!!!” (you knew that was coming…lol)

  10. Avatar DJ says:

    1.”Fap fap fap fap”

    2.”Blast! You have found out my secret identity is Micheal J. Fox!

    3.”Don’t make me…wank you off…THE FACE OF THE EARTH!”

  11. Avatar The Grizz says:

    Curses! The Jonas Brothers tickets are all sold out!

  12. Avatar EnderX says:

    The glove wants to harm you. Do you think I should let it?

  13. Avatar bgh2 says:

    Time to form the new Blue Man Group.

  14. Avatar Joshua says:

    Curses! My sunflower seeds are stale!

  15. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    A) Fear me! All will trmble before ‘The Tugger’.

  16. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    correction: *tremble

  17. Avatar Joshua says:

    If I don’t secure twosies…think of the carnage!

  18. Avatar The Icedaemon says:

    * You dare? Noone taunts Derriere the Magnificent!
    (and old term, but one befitting what appears to be an old panel, no?)

    * You think you’re in pain now, just wait until my boys take turns beating you off! I mean, down! Or was it up? I always mix them up…
    (shorten as you see fit)

    * I might have been a joke before, but prision changed me. Just you wait what and see my new friends do…

  19. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    B) How DARE you belittle the awesome power of NAMBLA!

  20. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    C) Welcome to Cell-Block D, fishy. It’s time for your initiation…

  21. Avatar Whit says:

    1) Why are you staring at my superfluous third nipple?
    2) Me and the boys will fight our way out of this Rorschach inkblot test yet!
    3) What, haven’t you ever seen a man collapse into a black hole in his chest?

  22. vengeance vengeance says:

    Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
    He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo

    an anus and a nipple this costume sucks!!!

    Hand Jive hand jive doing that crazy hand jive

  23. Avatar dusdyin says:

    Power to the people baby!

    Pound it!

    You will die a horrible, painful death. But first the SECRET HANDSHAKE OF DOOM!

  24. Avatar John says:

    For what it’s worth: I *LOVE* #3!!!!! “Freaking Hokey Pokey!” Game over!

  25. Avatar Collex says:

    1. Double-six. Please a double six. I need a double six, pleeeeease!

  26. Avatar God Of Plague says:

    1) MEN! Divide and conquer, Wedgies for all.
    2) I am your Brain on drugs any questions?
    3) Mom always said my face would get stuck like this some day

  27. Avatar Rick says:

    I shall have my Yahtzee. You will see!

  28. Avatar Rick says:

    “Shake well”… ok! For the love of all that’s holy, what’s next??!!

  29. Avatar Rick says:

    I can make anything I want invisible… hehe!

  30. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. So, you think you can beat the Master Baiter and make of him an ass? Stop laughing!

    2. OH MY GOD! A feces just shot out of my chest!

    3. Stop staring at my blow hole!

  31. Avatar jacoob nolan says:

    you will die!!!!! some day maybe nextsaturday or sunday

  32. Avatar DerKork says:

    1) Where is this ‘Green Lantern’, who took MY color?
    2) You will be sorry for calling me ‘Pea-Man’! By the power of Greenskull!
    3) I want to watch sesame street! I want to! I WANT TO!

  33. vengeance vengeance says:

    if possible i would like to change my 3rd entry to
    Are you sure this is how Cock Knocker got his start??

    # vengeance Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
    He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo

    an anus and a nipple this costume sucks!!!

    Hand Jive hand jive doing that crazy hand jive

    I would like to change my 3rd entry to
    “Are you sure this is how the Cock Knocker got his start??”

  34. Avatar Cory says:

    1. Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down (Imagine with head bobbing slighty with shaking fist w/ Rick Astley playing in the background)

    2. Hey, guard, a little help? THis guy thinks my mouth is pretty, can I have a new cell?

    3. And that is why I, the impervious Shit-Stain, shall triumph over you all!

  35. Avatar Jose Inoa says:

    Winner’s #26b, “I am your brain on drugs. Any questions?”. That’s some crazy super-villainy shiz rite dur.

  36. Avatar Loki says:

    1. ok guys, who spilled on the costume? TELL ME!

    2. Muahaha, you are velcome to try Mr.Bond, but you can no run now, so says Dr.Fistin-hole!

    3. Oh dear, how am I going to be a bad guy with a ink blot on my chest!

  37. Avatar Loki says:

    wait, make that Dr.Fist’n’hole!

  38. Avatar Force says:

    Ok before I rule the world I must know who are those three guys behind me?

  39. Avatar Force says:

    I am the brother of bullseye call me Perfect shot

  40. Avatar tris.xmen says:

    i don’t have a comeback so ill just shake my hand.

    this costume is a bit two tight in certain areas

  41. Avatar nathahgage says:

    the force is with you…

  42. Avatar nathahgage says:

    i know you wanna be just like me..

  43. Avatar nathahgage says:

    arragh dan it i wet my self πŸ™‚

  44. Avatar Miriam says:

    1) So, rival. We finally meet in this ultimate test of fortune… Yahtzee!
    2) Excellent… My army of glowing blue hicks is here!
    3) CURSE YOU!!!

  45. Avatar thirdborngr says:

    Fear my fist-shaking rage! You will rue the day you mocked my emblem!

    The top of my head is gone! No wonder I can’t control the muscles in my hand…

  46. Avatar thirdborngr says:

    I shake my fist in anger at the people who make prison-based jokes!

  47. Avatar The Imp says:

    1) No, MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

    2) What are you talkin’ about? 3-2-1 Contact was an AWESOME show!

    3) You think pearly whites like these come free? No! It’s all about that wrist action.

  48. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. And if this letter is not faxed by 4:30. I will bring you pain LIKE NONE YOU HAVE EVER FELT BEFORE!

    2. I just want to find the freakin’ pro shop

    3. Somebody call the elevator, because this guy is going down

  49. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Man, this costume itches like . . . you . . . would not . . . believe.

  50. Avatar Patchez says:

    These Boys and I Have had some “Encounters” And now shall you!

    Those two behind be are my favourite henchmen.

    *Voice from afar* You may have managed to put the costume back on, But your fist tells me what you were doing!

  51. Avatar Xstacy says:

    I really enjoyed my capture, Wonder Woman, and you know that’s the truth.

  52. Avatar Selena says:

    I am,umm i don`t rely know who i am but can somebody tell me why these people are standing next to me?

  53. Avatar scott says:

    what do you think of my Michel J Fox impression?

  54. Avatar Fishpants says:

    1. Prepare yourself for…let’s see…3d6 damage plus two! Bwa ha ha ha!

    2. You FOOLS! For the last time it’s LEFTY-LOOSEY, RIGHTY-TIGHTY!

    3. Ooooh, as soon as I finish winding up this fist, you guys are TOAST!