Random Panel: Thanks for the update, and please stop making that hand gesture

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5 Responses to Random Panel: Thanks for the update, and please stop making that hand gesture

  1. Avatar Jester says:

    He trying, Jeff, but he has… “needs”… and I guess that helps calm him down.
    Besides, he can’t stop, the gloves are made from handwavium.
    My concern is why he’s contemplating (and announcing) his comtemplation) whether he will kill or not “should he ever see [whoever] again.” Why doesn’t he just kill him now? Bloody procrastinator!

  2. Avatar EnderX says:

    The glove feeds on fear. Kill them now, no more. Tell them you -might- kill them in the future, and…

  3. Avatar DJ says:

    This should be a caption contest. My entry:

    GAWD LINDSAY LOHAN IS FINE!

  4. Avatar Collex says:

    No, you have all wrong. Don’t you see he is rolling dices to decide if he kill you or not? A double 1: he kills you. A double 6: he commits suicide. Any other number: he does the chicken dance, then leaves.

  5. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    I second the ‘caption contest’ idea…

    “All will tremble before ‘The Tugger'”

    *also not that the symbol on his chest looks somewhat like a distended rectum.