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Caption Contest 26 Winner!

The Mighty God King has spoken (perhaps in consultation with Rex the Wonder Dog, perhaps not, he’s not saying) and has chosen Evil Midnight Lurker as the winner of Caption Contest 26!

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The other entries that made me personally laugh out loud were:

  • John D: Wait!! i’m not part of the seafood platter!
  • Frankie: And here I thought blowing up a barrel of fish would be easier than shooting them.
  • Jev: This is not my beautiful vault, these are not my beautiful coins!
  • Syzyx: Water off a duck’s back? Sure. But the fish still hurt.
  • God of Plague: One more cruise like this and I’m gonna be Screwed McDuck.

Thanks to everyone who entered, and to the Mighty God King for guest-judging. Evil Midnight Lurker and I will start working on his or her custom black and white illustration asap — for your own chance to win, take a shot at “Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT!” going on now!

Random Panel: How bad does your breath have to be to get action lines?

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Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT, baby!

The Mighty God King is deciding now on the winner of Caption Contest 26, but while we tremble in fear awaiting his selection we can go ahead with Caption Contest 27. In keeping with Rob Liefeld Week, I challenge you to come up with the funniest possible dialog to put in the balloon of the following Rob Liefeld Panel:

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You can tell it’s a Rob Liefeld Panel because a) there are no feet present, b) everyone’s mouth is at an anatomically impossible angle and c) there’s no background. What will differentiate it this time around, however, is that you are going to make it at least have funny dialog. As always, here are the Three Laws of Funny Captioning:

  1. A maximum of three submissions per person.
  2. Entries should be made in the comments to this post.
  3. Keep it clean, appropriate for a prime-time network sitcom broadcast only, you know, funny.

The winner will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever they like (within reason), so get that Funny Cap on and get busy!

META: Rob Liefeld Week

Just as a note, everything I post this week (except for the Improv Comic yesterday and the caption contest winner from last week) will be related in some way to Rob Liefeld. You may leave your feet at the door.

Random Panel: Considering you're drawn by Liefeld, that's gonna be pretty stupid indeed

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Improv Comic: The first adventure of Stonewall Jaxon, PI

Last week you all voted on the elements that would make up a comic book, like an audience shouting ideas at an improv comic troupe. Today I give you the first part of that collaborative effort, a story I’ve called “Stonewall Jaxon in ‘The Case of the Trekky Time Snatch'”. I’ll be working on the conclusion this week. The issue is after the jump, and be warned — it’s about 330KB in size, so if you’re on dial-up it might take a minute or two.

Before I get to that, I wanted to say just a few words about the experience. First, creating a comic based on people voting on various random options (the results are here) is pretty fun. Coming up with a story and being forced to incorporate certain elements out of my control was a great challenge and I’m happy with the way it’s going so far.

Second, creating comics is hard work. I wasn’t going 100% on this due to all of the other responsibilities of the job, but still, most of my working time the past seven days was devoted to this project. And I only got three pages done. Granted, I also had to write the issue, and also granted I haven’t ever done this before, but still, that’s slower than I thought it would be. It’s given me a new level of respect for the folks who do this for a living.

Third, I understand why the Rob Liefelds of the world get pushed into leaving out backgrounds. They’re a ton of work and you don’t feel like they really do all that much. I mean, background is pretty much synonymous with “unnoticeable”. But I realized a funny thing while doing this — if you don’t draw it, it’s not there. All of those little bits of scenery like trash or bricks or clouds, the page doesn’t start out with those already there, waiting for you to draw the interesting stuff.

Finally, I drew all of this in Flash, using a template I created based on the ones available online for comics creators. I did this so that the whole issue would be in vector format, able to be output either for web resolution or for print. If it were ever to be colored you’d have to lose that flexibility, as the coloring would need to happen in a bitmap program like Photoshop, but at least the original ultra-high resolution lineart would still be available.

Now I hope you’ll join me after the jump for my very first effort ever at a comic book, and as far as I know, the first publicly-generated Comic Book Improv!

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Random Panel: I've also got you scheduled for a crotch-kicking at 2:30

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