Caption Contest 19: Lost in Space?
It’s time once again for you to dust off the ol’ humor module and come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below. If your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert! Here’s this week’s challenge:
As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).
Good luck everyone!
July 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
1. This has got to be my worst idea EVER!
2. Everybody kung fu fighting!
3. LOOK AT ME! CARTWHEEL IN SPACE!
July 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Guess i shouldn’t have went into the “beyond” section at Bed, Bath, & Beyond……
July 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
1) Hey! Found my glasses!
2) Not exactly a conveniently placed censor bar, but they tried…they tried.
3)You can’t see me! I’m invisible!
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
1. To infinity, and beyond!
2. *singing* I’ve got gizmos and gadgets galore!
3. I spy, with my crimson eyes…
July 8th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Oh gess i need oiling again help i can’t reach the ultrual slim ship sucking poster sticking aeronautic vacum cleaner.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
1) Where the hell is Bob the Builder when you need him?
2) Ray guns, Flying cars, Warp speed…..And all I need is a good monkey wrench.
3) 42, my shiny metal butt……
July 8th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Eat that, Broadway! I’m finally a STAR!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
1. Stupid Engrish instructions!
2. Hmmm. Maybe I should have cut the blue wire.
3. Last time I ever fly United…
Ian
July 8th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I hate commuting!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
1. Well, I guess I don’t have to tell them I lied on my resume anymore.
2. Dang it! Now I’m going to miss American Idol!
3. I was wrong. I still have cellphone reception.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
1) Hah! Take that futurama!
2) Where’s Superman when you need him???
3) Luke….I..am your father!
July 9th, 2008 at 1:00 am
1. DAMN LEGOS!
2. IKEAAAAA!!!!!!!
3. I was God once.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:47 am
What am I gonna do with all these spaceships? I was looking for my missing SOCKS!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Dude, fom that angle, do I look like a super complex constellation or what?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:55 am
1. “RICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
2. “Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, my metal Butt!”
3. “Damn, these instructions are n Japanese! I’ll never get this stereo put together!”
July 9th, 2008 at 11:44 am
These are already hysterical!
July 9th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Now I understand Jan Steen
Was that insert tab 1a-b into slot 1a-b..??
I may be bifurcated but you will be my slave
July 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
1) Why did I have to be a crash test dummy for the Challenger!?!
2) I will be having intercourse with all of these robobabies.
3) Zero G. Nah bitch, I’m one-hundred percent G.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“They told me I would be trying out for the role of Bender in the Futurama movie. Then they jettisoned me with the trash, because the producers opted for the Pigs in Space movie instead.”
July 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
It should be left blank.
Sound does not travel in outer space.
But if it DID…
“Live and learn…”
July 9th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Why? Why was I programmed to need oxygen?
My legs! I can’t digitally sense my legs!
End space pollution. Because black is the new green.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
1. Hmmm, it’s obvious this comic was drawn in the eigthies…
2. You didn’t expect to find THAT in a Star Destroyer trash, didnt you?
3. … (In space, no one can hear you scream, remember?)
July 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
1. …frakin’ humans!
2. Wilson! Wilsoooon!!!
3. Fine! Keep the ship you hussy!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I could use a little help here!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:06 am
I found the ship’s G-spot!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:42 am
1.I’m never gonna eat the worm again.
2.HA! With my conveniately colored body they’ll never know i’m out here…..But what the heck am i gonna do about these frickin eyes. Stupid heredity.
3.See that key to the right? It’s the key to my chasity belt……..Ladies.
I hope you pick one of mine:)
July 10th, 2008 at 2:28 am
1. HA HA. Finally, somewhere i’m safe from being Rick rolled!
2. I can see my house form here!
3. HELLO MOM!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have told her that she was just like her mother.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Anyone for Twister… Space edition?
July 10th, 2008 at 5:34 am
1.Well, at least I’ve finally become “Mr. Universe”.
2.”Take me to your shuttle crash rehabilitation center.”
3.No! Now I’ll never make it to the “Darth Vader look-alike contest!”
July 10th, 2008 at 7:54 am
1. ‘Man…this isn’t gonna be good for my arthritis…’
2. ‘Don’t call me, I’ll call you!’
3. ‘I officially, DON’T CARE ANYMORE!!’
July 10th, 2008 at 8:50 am
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July 10th, 2008 at 10:00 am
1.Houston we have a problem
2. Curse you Japanese Film makers!!!!
3. Robot the Builder can he fix it? Robot the Builder, no he can’t!!
July 10th, 2008 at 10:14 am
1. “WALL-EEE!!!”
2. “How the heck can I be in two panels at once?!”
3. “Just for the record… YOU DUMPED ME!!!”
(as if that last one wasnt obvious…)
July 10th, 2008 at 11:47 am
WHAT DOSE THIS BUTTON DO, WHAT DOSE THIS BUTTON DO DEDE I WILL KILL YOU IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
2. “Screw you, Danny at tech support. Screw you.”
July 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
1) Y’know, I should have seen this coming after he asked if Unicron was in the sector.
2) I’ve discovered where all the missing socks go!
3) Remember, kids, littering hurts us all. Shoot your trash into space instead.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
“If there’s no sound in space, how can I help Frankie win Caption Contest 19?”
July 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
“Well played, zero gravity. Well played.”
July 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
1. Who said ‘Klaatu barada nikto’?!?
2. Very funny guys! I still say whoever smelt it, dealt it.
3. Does this mean you don’t want a second date?
July 10th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
3. “Women.”
July 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
1) “I could have had a V-8!”
2)”I’m sorry, but superheroes are not exempt from the dress coooooodeee!”
3) “Junk me? Well, Junk you too!”
July 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
1. Damn. I lost my towel.
2. If only we hadn’t collided with that panel break.
3. Jazzhands!
July 10th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
IIIII’m sailing awayyyy!!
July 10th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
lassie,lassie come home.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
hey i CAN see my house from here
July 10th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
This next one isn’t meant as an entry, but following the last contest winner’s caption it seemed too good not to pay homage to…
“Aww crap. I was told there would be cake.”
July 10th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
1. We’re off to see the wizard!
2. See! I told you I could clear my mind!
3. I knew we never should’ve gone to the Bermuda Triangle!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
… and then he said “It’s only the check engine light. What could happen?”
July 11th, 2008 at 12:38 am
GOD! I REALLY need a new travel agent!
July 11th, 2008 at 11:09 am
1) I Can’t belive I’m lost in spa- is that starbuck’s?
2) …I’m Bored
3) “the Hichhiker Guide to the gallaxy”
chapter 1…
July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Gosh, these lines for The Dark Knight are ridiculous.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Iorn-man makes this “flying in space” look so easy.
2. “Don’t touch the big red button” I told him, but nooo!
July 15th, 2008 at 1:57 am
1. John Connor? It is time.
2. Well, what i learn today.
3. Live!!! From Space!!! Its Saturday Night Live!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
wow so this is what it feels like to be upside down!!!