Caption Contest 14: Huggy Bear
Come up with the best caption for this comic book panel and you could win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert!

The rules are simple:
- Keep it clean — think “appropriate for a prime time broadcast sitcom” here.
- No more than three entries.
- Make your entry in the comments to this post, below.
Good luck everyone! If you want to see some examples of previous winners’ prizes, click here.









June 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
Oh sorry! I thought you were Mark McKinney!
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
It seems you have met your match, Mr. Tyzik…
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Vulcan mind meld, can’t compare to a Martian face plant/
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
try that again and you’ll taste the business end of my buggy whip
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
Quit thinking about Tila Tequila! Ahhh!!!
or
Your mind is as screwed up as your face…
or
This isn’t the droid we’re looking for…
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Your Hair! What conditioner do you use?
I said, “NO KETCHUP!”
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
1.MY GOD THE SPLIT ENDS!
2.TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
3.YOU SHALL BLINK FIRST!
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
1. Give Uncle Danny a kiss!
2. After much thought and consideration…YES, YOU HAVE LICE!
3. DECAF!
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
You WILL watch the sex and the city movie and you will enjoy it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Say I look like those things from Harry Potter one more time! See what happens!
or
I heard you were talking crap about my belt buckle, wanna make somethin’ of it?
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I got your nose!
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
YOu said WHAT about my mother!
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Blaaa! I’m a monster! Grr!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Look what you’ve done! I’m clashing!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
You will give me your pants for good luck! Darn, bell bottoms! I wanted khakis!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Do you have a little captain in you?! Do you?! Do you?!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I shall heal your wounds.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
STUPID GLUE!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Hold on you got something on your face.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
“DAMMIT!! I’M SO HUNGRY THE SOUND EFFECT OF ME BREAKING YOUR NECK IS ‘SNAK’”
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
“Grrraaaaw! The first Incredible Snak movie did not suck!”
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
“FACE!!”
June 4th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Now we wait for the head glue to dry.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:41 am
“Kiss me, you fool!”
June 4th, 2008 at 2:54 am
I know it was you Carlo… you broke my heart!
or
The power of Christ compels you!
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You will cover your mouth when you sneeze! Damn you!
June 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
TALK TO THE HAND!
June 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Do YOU see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
You have such a handsome face… Mind if I borrow it?
June 4th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
“Hold it right there. Do you know what I do to people who almost step on my foot? I break into song and dance. ‘The hills are alive with the sounds of music’”
June 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BELT BUCKLE IS TOO BIG?!?
2. So Mr. Cowell, who will be singing the high notes NOW?!
3. GIve it up Already, Hillary! Oh, sorry, you’re a man… I thought… sorry.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Let me work my magic.Your thinking about.
Your foots like a brick while my hands are like plah do.Soft and moveible!!
You should see me when i roll out of bed
June 5th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
BEHOLD MY INCREDIBLY AWESOME POWER OF CREATING A CONVIENTLY-PLACED SPEECH BUBBLE IN ORDER TO CENSOR A PG-13 RATED WORD!!!
June 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I wanted DIET coke! DIET COKE!!!
June 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Sweet Easter, look at those nostrils!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:12 am
“No, really, I’m a licensed chiropractor! All you need is a slight adjust–Oops!”
June 6th, 2008 at 4:15 am
what do you mean, my hands are on the wrong place for a waltz?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Awwww, look at those chubby wubby cheeks! I just wanna SQUEEZE ‘em!
June 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
1. Uhh… Gi’s a kiss!
2.Give me candy or die!
3.I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 12:40 am
You have a cavity
June 8th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Is that a weave?
June 8th, 2008 at 2:32 am
KNOCK KNOCK ENYTHING IN THEIR
June 9th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
What do you man you can’t hear me??!!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
[…] bit later in the day, but I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 14 is … […]
July 21st, 2008 at 5:40 pm
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