Caption Contest 14: Huggy Bear

Come up with the best caption for this comic book panel and you could win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert!

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The rules are simple:

  1. Keep it clean -- think "appropriate for a prime time broadcast sitcom" here.
  2. No more than three entries.
  3. Make your entry in the comments to this post, below.

Good luck everyone! If you want to see some examples of previous winners' prizes, click here.

42 Responses to Caption Contest 14: Huggy Bear

  1. Oh sorry! I thought you were Mark McKinney!

  2. It seems you have met your match, Mr. Tyzik…

  3. Vulcan mind meld, can’t compare to a Martian face plant/

  4. try that again and you’ll taste the business end of my buggy whip

  5. Quit thinking about Tila Tequila! Ahhh!!!

    or

    Your mind is as screwed up as your face…

    or

    This isn’t the droid we’re looking for…

  6. Your Hair! What conditioner do you use?

    I said, “NO KETCHUP!”

  7. 1.MY GOD THE SPLIT ENDS!

    2.TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

    3.YOU SHALL BLINK FIRST!

  8. The Doomed Pixel

    1. Give Uncle Danny a kiss!

    2. After much thought and consideration…YES, YOU HAVE LICE!

    3. DECAF!

  9. You WILL watch the sex and the city movie and you will enjoy it.

  10. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS

  11. ashton thomas

    Say I look like those things from Harry Potter one more time! See what happens!

    or

    I heard you were talking crap about my belt buckle, wanna make somethin’ of it?

    or

    I got your nose!

  12. Attack Of the Mudkip

    YOu said WHAT about my mother!
    or
    Blaaa! I’m a monster! Grr!

  13. Look what you’ve done! I’m clashing!

  14. You will give me your pants for good luck! Darn, bell bottoms! I wanted khakis!

  15. Do you have a little captain in you?! Do you?! Do you?!

  16. I shall heal your wounds.

  17. STUPID GLUE!

  18. Hold on you got something on your face.

  19. “DAMMIT!! I’M SO HUNGRY THE SOUND EFFECT OF ME BREAKING YOUR NECK IS ‘SNAK'”

  20. “Grrraaaaw! The first Incredible Snak movie did not suck!”

  21. “FACE!!”

  22. Danny Beaty

    Now we wait for the head glue to dry.

  23. “Kiss me, you fool!”

  24. I know it was you Carlo… you broke my heart!

    or

    The power of Christ compels you!

    or

    You will cover your mouth when you sneeze! Damn you!

  25. TALK TO THE HAND!

  26. Do YOU see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!?

  27. You have such a handsome face… Mind if I borrow it?

  28. “Hold it right there. Do you know what I do to people who almost step on my foot? I break into song and dance. ‘The hills are alive with the sounds of music'”

  29. Cameron Malcher

    1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BELT BUCKLE IS TOO BIG?!?

    2. So Mr. Cowell, who will be singing the high notes NOW?!

    3. GIve it up Already, Hillary! Oh, sorry, you’re a man… I thought… sorry.

  30. Let me work my magic.Your thinking about.

    Your foots like a brick while my hands are like plah do.Soft and moveible!!
    You should see me when i roll out of bed

  31. BEHOLD MY INCREDIBLY AWESOME POWER OF CREATING A CONVIENTLY-PLACED SPEECH BUBBLE IN ORDER TO CENSOR A PG-13 RATED WORD!!!

  32. I wanted DIET coke! DIET COKE!!!

  33. Sweet Easter, look at those nostrils!

  34. “No, really, I’m a licensed chiropractor! All you need is a slight adjust–Oops!”

  35. the creator

    what do you mean, my hands are on the wrong place for a waltz?

  36. Awwww, look at those chubby wubby cheeks! I just wanna SQUEEZE ’em!

  37. 1. Uhh… Gi’s a kiss!

    2.Give me candy or die!

    3.I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!!!

  38. You have a cavity

  39. Is that a weave?

  40. KNOCK KNOCK ENYTHING IN THEIR

  41. What do you man you can’t hear me??!!

  42. patricio flaherty

    OH GIMME A KISS YOU AMAZING MACHO-MAN¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡