Caption Contest 14: Huggy Bear

Come up with the best caption for this comic book panel and you could win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert!

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The rules are simple:

  1. Keep it clean -- think "appropriate for a prime time broadcast sitcom" here.
  2. No more than three entries.
  3. Make your entry in the comments to this post, below.

Good luck everyone! If you want to see some examples of previous winners' prizes, click here.

42 Responses to Caption Contest 14: Huggy Bear

  1. Avatar Khymera says:

    Oh sorry! I thought you were Mark McKinney!

  2. Avatar Khymera says:

    It seems you have met your match, Mr. Tyzik…

  3. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    Vulcan mind meld, can’t compare to a Martian face plant/

  4. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    try that again and you’ll taste the business end of my buggy whip

  5. Avatar Deadeas says:

    Quit thinking about Tila Tequila! Ahhh!!!

    or

    Your mind is as screwed up as your face…

    or

    This isn’t the droid we’re looking for…

  6. Avatar John D says:

    Your Hair! What conditioner do you use?

    I said, “NO KETCHUP!”

  7. Avatar DJ says:

    1.MY GOD THE SPLIT ENDS!

    2.TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

    3.YOU SHALL BLINK FIRST!

  8. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    1. Give Uncle Danny a kiss!

    2. After much thought and consideration…YES, YOU HAVE LICE!

    3. DECAF!

  9. Avatar The Grizz says:

    You WILL watch the sex and the city movie and you will enjoy it.

  10. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS

  11. Avatar ashton thomas says:

    Say I look like those things from Harry Potter one more time! See what happens!

    or

    I heard you were talking crap about my belt buckle, wanna make somethin’ of it?

    or

    I got your nose!

  12. Avatar Attack Of the Mudkip says:

    YOu said WHAT about my mother!
    or
    Blaaa! I’m a monster! Grr!

  13. Avatar Katana12 says:

    Look what you’ve done! I’m clashing!

  14. Avatar Katana12 says:

    You will give me your pants for good luck! Darn, bell bottoms! I wanted khakis!

  15. Avatar Katana12 says:

    Do you have a little captain in you?! Do you?! Do you?!

  16. Avatar jimmy says:

    I shall heal your wounds.

  17. Avatar jimmy says:

    STUPID GLUE!

  18. Avatar jimmy says:

    Hold on you got something on your face.

  19. Avatar Frankie says:

    “DAMMIT!! I’M SO HUNGRY THE SOUND EFFECT OF ME BREAKING YOUR NECK IS ‘SNAK'”

  20. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Grrraaaaw! The first Incredible Snak movie did not suck!”

  21. Avatar Aaron says:

    “FACE!!”

  22. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Now we wait for the head glue to dry.

  23. Avatar Level says:

    “Kiss me, you fool!”

  24. Avatar Rick says:

    I know it was you Carlo… you broke my heart!

    or

    The power of Christ compels you!

    or

    You will cover your mouth when you sneeze! Damn you!

  25. Avatar Count Libido says:

    TALK TO THE HAND!

  26. Avatar Hades says:

    Do YOU see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!?

  27. Avatar Khymera says:

    You have such a handsome face… Mind if I borrow it?

  28. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Hold it right there. Do you know what I do to people who almost step on my foot? I break into song and dance. ‘The hills are alive with the sounds of music'”

  29. Avatar Cameron Malcher says:

    1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BELT BUCKLE IS TOO BIG?!?

    2. So Mr. Cowell, who will be singing the high notes NOW?!

    3. GIve it up Already, Hillary! Oh, sorry, you’re a man… I thought… sorry.

  30. Avatar Nitro says:

    Let me work my magic.Your thinking about.

    Your foots like a brick while my hands are like plah do.Soft and moveible!!
    You should see me when i roll out of bed

  31. Avatar Jester says:

    BEHOLD MY INCREDIBLY AWESOME POWER OF CREATING A CONVIENTLY-PLACED SPEECH BUBBLE IN ORDER TO CENSOR A PG-13 RATED WORD!!!

  32. Avatar Jester says:

    I wanted DIET coke! DIET COKE!!!

  33. Avatar Jester says:

    Sweet Easter, look at those nostrils!

  34. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    “No, really, I’m a licensed chiropractor! All you need is a slight adjust–Oops!”

  35. Avatar the creator says:

    what do you mean, my hands are on the wrong place for a waltz?

  36. Will Will says:

    Awwww, look at those chubby wubby cheeks! I just wanna SQUEEZE ’em!

  37. Avatar DAn says:

    1. Uhh… Gi’s a kiss!

    2.Give me candy or die!

    3.I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!!!

  38. Avatar Rick says:

    You have a cavity

  39. Avatar Rick says:

    Is that a weave?

  40. Avatar PC says:

    KNOCK KNOCK ENYTHING IN THEIR

  41. Avatar Rick says:

    What do you man you can’t hear me??!!

  42. Avatar patricio flaherty says:

    OH GIMME A KISS YOU AMAZING MACHO-MAN¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡