Come up with the best caption for this comic book panel and you could win your very own custom black and white illustration from professional artist Jeff Hebert!
The rules are simple:
- Keep it clean -- think "appropriate for a prime time broadcast sitcom" here.
- No more than three entries.
- Make your entry in the comments to this post, below.
Good luck everyone! If you want to see some examples of previous winners' prizes, click here.
Oh sorry! I thought you were Mark McKinney!
It seems you have met your match, Mr. Tyzik…
Vulcan mind meld, can’t compare to a Martian face plant/
try that again and you’ll taste the business end of my buggy whip
Quit thinking about Tila Tequila! Ahhh!!!
or
Your mind is as screwed up as your face…
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This isn’t the droid we’re looking for…
Your Hair! What conditioner do you use?
I said, “NO KETCHUP!”
1.MY GOD THE SPLIT ENDS!
2.TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
3.YOU SHALL BLINK FIRST!
1. Give Uncle Danny a kiss!
2. After much thought and consideration…YES, YOU HAVE LICE!
3. DECAF!
You WILL watch the sex and the city movie and you will enjoy it.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Say I look like those things from Harry Potter one more time! See what happens!
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I heard you were talking crap about my belt buckle, wanna make somethin’ of it?
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I got your nose!
YOu said WHAT about my mother!
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Blaaa! I’m a monster! Grr!
Look what you’ve done! I’m clashing!
You will give me your pants for good luck! Darn, bell bottoms! I wanted khakis!
Do you have a little captain in you?! Do you?! Do you?!
I shall heal your wounds.
STUPID GLUE!
Hold on you got something on your face.
“DAMMIT!! I’M SO HUNGRY THE SOUND EFFECT OF ME BREAKING YOUR NECK IS ‘SNAK'”
“Grrraaaaw! The first Incredible Snak movie did not suck!”
“FACE!!”
Now we wait for the head glue to dry.
“Kiss me, you fool!”
I know it was you Carlo… you broke my heart!
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The power of Christ compels you!
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You will cover your mouth when you sneeze! Damn you!
TALK TO THE HAND!
Do YOU see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!?
You have such a handsome face… Mind if I borrow it?
“Hold it right there. Do you know what I do to people who almost step on my foot? I break into song and dance. ‘The hills are alive with the sounds of music'”
1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BELT BUCKLE IS TOO BIG?!?
2. So Mr. Cowell, who will be singing the high notes NOW?!
3. GIve it up Already, Hillary! Oh, sorry, you’re a man… I thought… sorry.
Let me work my magic.Your thinking about.
Your foots like a brick while my hands are like plah do.Soft and moveible!!
You should see me when i roll out of bed
BEHOLD MY INCREDIBLY AWESOME POWER OF CREATING A CONVIENTLY-PLACED SPEECH BUBBLE IN ORDER TO CENSOR A PG-13 RATED WORD!!!
I wanted DIET coke! DIET COKE!!!
Sweet Easter, look at those nostrils!
“No, really, I’m a licensed chiropractor! All you need is a slight adjust–Oops!”
what do you mean, my hands are on the wrong place for a waltz?
Awwww, look at those chubby wubby cheeks! I just wanna SQUEEZE ’em!
1. Uhh… Gi’s a kiss!
2.Give me candy or die!
3.I WILL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!!!
You have a cavity
Is that a weave?
KNOCK KNOCK ENYTHING IN THEIR
What do you man you can’t hear me??!!
OH GIMME A KISS YOU AMAZING MACHO-MAN¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡