GISH!

I actually met X-Files replacement Annabeth Gish once when she was in Texas working on the TV movie “True Women”. She seemed like a very nice lady, and I suspect she would not be pleased to know that in comics, her name is the sound a cyborg’s head makes as it’s punched off its neck by Brad Pitt (if he were a giant other-worldly Hulk rip-off):

GISH

I wonder what other celebrity last names are matched with shocking and inappropriate sound effects? Perhaps one day we will see OnomontoPOWia references like “JOLIE!” as an ill-fated henchman gets impaled. “CLOONIE!” might be the sound of a gigantic Nazi-style zeppelin meets Captain Death’s grenade launcher. I’m sure there are others, but for now I feel like I’ve been Gished and can’t think of what they might be.

(Image and character © 1993, Dale Keown.)

5 Responses to “GISH!”

  1. ashton jakobson Says:

    AGAIN WITH THE HULK RIP-OFF STUFF JEFF???!!!…….tsk tsk I,m disappointed….

  2. Jeff Hebert Says:

    Hey baby, when I catch a train I ride it aaaaaallll the way to the station ;-)

  3. Brad Says:

    Jeff, only you could’ve thought of that. Never mind the fact that I’ve not heard of Annabeth Gish until now, I still don’t believe I would’ve brought up such association. All the hats of my seven-headed pet Hydra, Peter, are off to you.

    PS- Yes, calling him “Peter” did have a subtle thing to do with “giving head.” *giggles his tush off*

  4. ashton jakobson Says:

    Hey Brad…..ummm….What?

  5. Brad Says:

    You don’t get it? “Peter” is another nickname for the male genitals. And if I have to explain giving head… well, I’m just not going to on here. I already got my “best and bravest you-know-what” taken off of here, and I refuse to get into any more trouble.

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