The Lip of Disaster

First we had Whoopi Goldberg showing up as one of the cosmic powers, and now apparently Scarlett Johansson’s lips have been turned into an android:

Awesome Android

This is actually the Mad Thinker’s “Awesome Android”, but surely only the sultry Ms. Johanson’s pouty mouth has the power to inspire someone to create a super-villain whose entire head is nothing but lips. I’m tempted to say this evil-doer “sucks”, but that would be beneath me. I would, however, pay cash money to have him say “Kiss off!” as he pummels his enemy to smithereens.

(Image and character ©1985, Marvel Comics Group, “The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe”, Volume 2, Number 7.)

One Response to “The Lip of Disaster”

  1. K64 Says:

    I think Angelina Jolie or Julia Roberts have a yawp more appropriate for the ugly android! Scarlet’s lips are actually *attractive*

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